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Hot pot domineering quotations

1. In the snow, I watched the hottest day, drank the strongest wine, drank the hottest hot pot and met the most familiar stranger.

However, in reality, I am looking forward to the snow, and naturally it is easy to fall asleep. I have repeatedly teased foreigners with several old people. Actually, hot pot is not spicy. After beginning of winter, the light snow was neither cold nor hot, just a hot and cold day …

2, lazy to walk, meet all kinds of people, send a street shot outside the show, like it. I also ate a spicy hot pot. It was a comfortable day. Good night -Huo Siyan.

It's good to go with you.

It's good to eat hot pot with you.

It's good to study with you.

It's nice talking to you.

It's good to look at you.

The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

5. "It's time to be optimistic. There are four seasons and distant places, as well as hot pots and ideals. "

6. I fantasize that the two of us will stay at home in the future, and it will be cold. We will eat hot pot together, wash dishes together, watch movies together, take a hot bath together and then go to bed together.

7. If you want to write to someone you like, just write: Hi, I think hot pot is best in winter. Why don't we go to dinner together?

8. For example, wine and coffee are both water, but one can sober you up and the other can make you drunk-Guo Caijie.

9. When ordering hot pot, I always feel that I can eat it, but there is always pot left.

Uninstall the game and swear not to play again. Most likely, you have to play it again.

When you go out or go home on holiday, you always bring two books, but you can't read several pages at a time.

Every time I make up my mind not to stay up late before going to bed, I always make the same decision at 3 am the next day.

10, you took your wife out of town to eat hot pot and sing, and suddenly you were robbed by bandits.

1 1. I used to hate spicy food because I often burned it. I once told my little lover that my biggest dream is to open a cold drink shop. Sell cold hot pot, cold steak, cold porridge and cold soup to all those who hate spicy food.

I just remembered this. I said on a whim, do you still remember what my junior high school dream was?

She blurted out completely without thinking, and replied: Open a cold noodle hot pot restaurant.

Very touched. I love you so much! You can remember a casual joke for eight years.

12, forgive me for giving eyes light, nose air, ears music and mouth food; Please forgive me for giving myself freedom, but I still gave you my heart.

13, go to the depths of the world, and do not agree on the return date. Run ahead, there is a hot pot waiting for you at the top of the mountain, and add a pair of chopsticks as soon as you arrive. Fireworks are about to rise by the river. Once you arrive, light up the night sky. Zhang Jiajia.

14, nothing is better than flies flying to other people's hot pot to see people. I wonder how bad their home is. -Free-range eggs.

15, order a mandarin duck pot with the blue line in the north of the wall.

How beautiful she looks! Open the pearly casement. Lettuce is a little sweet.

Sorrow is like a long hot pot with goose intestines.

There is a feeling of snow in the dusk outside, and the next mutton roll.

There are no birds in the mountains, and a hairy belly is a must.

When I walk on a cool autumn night, and spinach leaves.

Loneliness in an empty boudoir adds a yellow throat. Hotch, the dinner menu has been decided.