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What should my friend say on his first day at work today?

1. Are you a little reluctant to get up early in the morning? Is it a little uncomfortable to give up the warmth of the bed? Caring about greeting you, don't let the bad mood of depression. Think of the sunshine, warm and wishful waiting for you. Get up, don't stay in bed, I wish you a good mood!

2, jingle bell, jingle bell, alarm clock has been ringing, not ringing; Didi, Didi, the clock keeps ringing, and the chicken dances in a wrong way. Bang, bang, bang, bang, the fish jumped over the dragon gate. Good luck.

Unconsciously, it has become a habit. One second I was dreaming, the next I was facing getting up, the next I was drooling on my pillow, and the next I was busy. Life is like a robot, and I find it ridiculous. Wish you good health.

4. The sun smiles at you secretly. My lazy cat and bird call you angrily. My silly bird, the wind rustling in the wind, my little baby, it's getting late. Get up quickly. I wish you a smooth new day's work, all the best and happiness.

5. The count yawned with 12345, rolled over with 34567, gnashed his teeth to describe his feeling of not getting up, and faced his work with a wry smile. Forget it, let go of the entanglement in your heart, take back your troubles and complaints, and wish you a happy day.

6. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? It's late at night and people still can't sleep. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? Sleeping soundly, the alarm clock rang! Friend, the alarm clock is ringing, get up and work! You can be a master if you suffer a little! Friend, come on!

7. Compared with sleepiness, there is an animal that groans and stays in bed, and there is an animal called Meow, which can compete with you. Well, well, in the face of a new day, I hope you can use the enthusiasm of a golden rooster and the sureness of a horse to add new gains to your day's life and win new success.

8, alarm clock ding, eyes dim and continue to sleep, struggle for three transgressions and five times, sit tight, five feet are yours, distracted to work, messy to clean up, busy at eight o'clock on time, nine lines and eight industries need to struggle, perfect good mood!

9. Do things decisively, do not hesitate, be diligent but not lazy, get up when the alarm clock rings, struggle again, and finally get up. You'd better get up at the beginning, don't be such a bitch, get up quickly, or there will be no bonus. I wish you success in your work.

10, the autumn wind last night could not blow away the sunshine this morning, and yesterday's fatigue could not overcome today's energy. Let's cheer together and run towards a bright future together. I wish you a hundred times of spirit on Jun Day!

1 1. What is happiness? Happiness is not immortality, not fish, not power ... Happiness is actually ... when I still want to sleep, alarm clock, don't bother me! I wish you all happiness!

12, if the morning sun shines on your left half, please turn your right half to the sun. Very warm and comfortable. If you don't go to heaven, who will? Look, God is smiling at you. Get up, get up, wash and have a good day.