Why do girls like you and won't agree to be your girlfriend?

What face recognition is being speculated recently, which can brush away the money in the mobile phone?

Haha, in your dreams!

Stingy

Q: How stingy is the boyfriend?

A: I sent 0.25, let me look backwards.

predecessor

Generally speaking, an ex who hasn't been in contact for a long time suddenly sends you a message looking for you, probably because she has been wronged by others.

Sudden appearance, gentle nostalgia and then sudden disappearance, that is, quarreling with others is over and reconciled.

disadvantaged

How can expensive be a disadvantage of iPhone?

Isn't that your weakness?

cause

Reasons for divorce: My girlfriend took a look at her husband's mobile phone and unlocked it.

crack

When you play games, everyone else is staying up late to catch up on the project;

Go fishing at work, others are fighting for wine to accompany customers;

When you sleep at night, others are working hard;

When you travel with your girlfriend, others are making business plans all night. ...

This is why others died suddenly at work in their twenties and your skin looks good and your spirit is good.

have no time

After so long, I finally took off my order and began to wear two pieces.

truth

Once upon a time, there was a man from Chu who accidentally dropped his sword into the river while crossing it by boat.

He carved a mark on the boat with a knife. When the boat stopped, he jumped into the river and followed the sign to find the sword, but he couldn't find it anywhere.

Someone asked him: why didn't you look for it when crossing the river?

He said: the river is so deep, when the risks outweigh the benefits, it is life that should be recovered, not the sword.

The man asked again: why did you find it when you landed?

He said, don't forget your creativity.

gift

If you place an order every day, you can receive a courier every day, just like a gift every day-the way for a modern woman living alone to survive.

trait

I am neither sad enough to become a poet nor indifferent enough to become a philosopher, but I am awake enough to become a cripple.

talk nonsense

People are getting fat and the sky is watching.

It's nonsense to eat until you're full.

enlist

See the company's recruitment information on WeChat and report it decisively: fraud, false information.

speed

I found one thing: downloading American TV dramas or animations with P2P is very fast, but downloading learning materials is very slow.

Real name

Everything needs a real-name registration system, as if it were true. If you really want to do something, it's no use using your real name. You have to notarize it to prove that my mother is my mother.

plot

The woman was sentenced to 1 1 year in prison for soaking her ex-husband's underwear with paraquat.

Dalang, get up and put on your underwear ...

Men, if you think a woman is difficult to coax, and only when you buy something for her will you show a little charm, patience and gentleness, then she doesn't love you.

tragedy

I forgot to delete the record when I entered her space, and I couldn't get in the next day.

education

It is really important for parents to educate their children. Some boys were naughty when they were children. They stole a needle from their neighbor's house, and their parents didn't care. A needle will do.

As a result, children don't study hard when they grow up. He stays at home every day to cross stitch.

describe

Girl, itself is a beautiful adjective, but now it is basically not a good thing to see the description of a girl. Add two more words, young girl, and it's over.

change

I used to hate girls hesitating, but now I feel quite comfortable.

Reduce pressure

I, a high school student with great study pressure, the only way to relieve the pressure is to get rid of it.

I don't think I can do it in a day, so I listen to Buddhist scriptures every time I want to.

The effect is good. Now I want to sigh every time I hear Buddhist scriptures.

accident

The goddess who has been pursuing for many years actually promised to be my girlfriend, which made me so happy that I decided to buy her a gold ring.

She was moved: "I didn't expect you to love me so much. I will give it to you for the first time tonight! " "

In the hotel at night, in the passion, the sheets shed a blood stain. Looking at her painful expression, I comforted: "Honey, don't be afraid, women are like this for the first time."

She shouted at the top of her lungs, "Quick, call 120, I have a miscarriage!"

Iphone 8 and iphoneX held a press conference

It's time to show off your mobile phone once a year.

Has your new kidney grown?

Amway can show off the new posture of the new machine without selling kidneys.

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Please, make it up.