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To engage in scientific research, the four modernizations, revolution, education, commerce, career, work, development, innovation and development
The most vulgar thing is "engage", which is extremely bad rogue vocabulary, vulgar and shameless vulgar vocabulary, despicable rogue vocabulary, ugly rogue liar vocabulary, and extremely disgusting mantra. Despicably anti-social, anti-human and reactionary words.
fully expose the wrong value orientation of oneself, accept humiliation, seek humiliation, be self-contemptuous, make no secret of self-humiliation, degrade oneself, and seriously damage the image and credibility of the government departments it represents.
The person who said this has no brains at all. He is an ignorant and shameless person who has no independent thinking ability and is greedy for profits. He is shameful, pathetic and extremely disgraceful, and publicly humiliates himself.
General Administration of Press and Ministry of Culture, you should purify news reports and pure film and television works! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
It's strictly forbidden for these stinky street words to appear in official and government speeches, documents, reports, conversation languages, etc! ! ! !
In fact, there are all kinds of innovations, independent intellectual property rights, inventions, experts, professors, etc.
Qian * sen, Qian & Long is not a master, they watched the National Day fireworks for so many years as guests in such a superior position, all of which are mediocre works. Now American fireworks have bloomed over Tiananmen Square, the heart of China, and the more advanced fireworks, they just don't approve the manufacture, and they say that it is illegal to do it without approval.
Over the years, they have been top guests at the National Day ceremony for decades. Faced with the defects of fireworks at home and abroad, if they are masters, they can see through them at a glance and know how to improve them thoroughly, so they can't let Cai Guoqiang cheat them.
As a result, from the first missile, the first satellite to the present, to the chip of high-end fireworks, it is the application of key products of Americans.
if you are good at mechanics, you should put forward a new structure of the torsion bellows, calculate the analytical formula, and put forward a two-and-a-half to three-dimensional space transmission structure from weaving to knitting, and a mathematical model for spinning two-and-a-half fabrics at high speed and low cost on a plane loom. Is a master, just one person from advanced processing, advanced control, high-performance analog computers, radar circuits, etc., one person monopolizes.
It is not difficult to work based on the long-term accumulation of advanced developed countries. It is the greatest contribution to China to comprehensively enhance China's basic industries, study style, style and principles to compete with them.
It's appropriate to study specific functions and yield 1, Jin per mu.
It's too simple about pirates.
China has installed terminal guided strategic missiles to attack aircraft carriers, which can accurately attack moving targets. Just hitting a few before the hijacked ship's course will have a deterrent effect.
China has also listed the most accurate cruise missiles and unmanned aerial vehicles in the world. First, non-lethal shock wave missiles are fired in front of the hijacked ship's cab to shatter the wave window of the cab, or a hole is made in the cab, and then the second missile follows the passage opened by the previous missile to inject anesthetic gas into the cockpit.
China can continuously improve its missile guidance capability through actual combat, and show China's military technology and space technology to the whole world.
It's a simple matter. Open the submarine valve of the cargo ship, sink, crash and burn, and get into the lifeboat with the pirates.
For the sake of the country's image and dignity, we should be strong, have a strong man break his wrist, and dare to sacrifice.
In the future, remote control devices will be installed in the compartment that has the greatest influence on the hull posture. In an emergency, the submarine valve will be opened by the on-site control switches and land remote control devices densely distributed on the ship, so as to artificially tilt the hull;
install a remote control device on the ship's main engine, which will automatically limit the power output after triggering, reduce the speed, delay the time and wait for rescue, because a ship with no power at all can't resist the wind and waves at sea, so it is necessary to prevent stranding, hitting rocks and collision avoidance;
install a compressed air gun on the ship and take the initiative to fight back.
Those professors cheat money. They can only do system integration of imported equipment on imported hardware platforms and imported software platforms, and copy scientific and technological books, textbooks and scientific and technological documents from developed countries to write textbooks and papers. Students will only do big business, and small business will waste talents.
will the earth be full? What is the highest value of the total population in the world?
A few decades ago, foreigners did experiments. They put a group of mice in a closed space with fresh air and sufficient food, and the sanitary environment was cleaned manually.
When the mice are bred to a certain extent, the result is a constant war between mice, and the total number of mice has been maintained at an average level.
You see, hunting, killing, catastrophe and war have promoted the progress of the animal world and human society, so all countries must have strong national defense forces! Powerful armed police, public security, security, and other state machines.
hehe, I didn't expect to get real knowledge in Baidu? Those training and schools that collect money are cheating money!
We have implemented the best system of * * * capitalism, implemented the most effective laws of capitalism, and embodied the superiority of feudal society.
When can China produce such a NO.1
diligent, loving the people, full of courage, taking the world as its own responsibility, severely punishing corruption, being strict with wild one and others, having sound laws, being selfless, truly speaking for the "people", not talking nonsense, carrying out drastic reforms on the unreasonable status quo, and truly achieving "everyone who is widowed, lonely, disabled and sick has a pension" < p We can fundamentally and rapidly improve the quality of the whole people, establish a rigorous scientific attitude, train and exercise manual skills, strengthen the industrial base, and completely eliminate the soil of academic and economic corruption and fraud. Please implement it locally.
put an end to what you can do and what you can't learn in this life!
The former is tied down and unemployed, while the latter monopolizes resources and power, which is endangering national security! The biggest obstacle is that those who can do it are not allowed to do it, and those who can't do it are in the hands of mediocre people. It's not a question of treatment, but there is no post at all, you can't enter the laboratory, and you can't use idle ordinary instruments. Everyone has two sides.
q @ # do% ...&; Directly affiliated units can have the right to use computers and networks funded by the state to many contract workers to enrich their spare time, and can also allocate offices to contract workers. At the same time, people who have obtained invention patent authorization and published scientific papers at international academic conferences for many times have no workplace and are forbidden to use computers and instruments for decades. It depends on who is right and who is different. It varies from person to person, depending on the specific situation. Is it? I can't read all the books, and my monthly salary is over 1, yuan. I can answer students' questions on the spot in class, solve the problems immediately, and receive social relief every month. Q, director of the office, what do you say? What slang and code words do you know? An attacker with a senior professional title was ordered by the leader to drive a senior car to commit a crime and said to the victim, "You can call 11!" " "Do you believe I can kill you on the spot?" . He is an electronics major, but he can't design a single-stage circuit at all. If he can't buy a multimeter in 1 yuan, he has to ask the merchants to offer a large amount of kickbacks. The paper to improve his professional title is copied from the teaching materials, and other teachers are required to input the computer and print it for him.
The significance of the 17th National Congress of the Communist Party of China to a harmonious campus In the military industry, the slogan is that ignoring quality is a crime. In the education industry, teachers who have no ability to design and manufacture teaching equipment and industrial equipment and can only transfer formulas from books monopolize the classroom, which is endangering national security and destroying the national foundation! People of this grade own high-class cars and beat people who have published papers in international conferences many times. It also says: You can call 11, Q Office Director. Do you agree? This is the rigid task assigned, and the hard index of assessment: how to understand "harmonious society"?
For the backbone of the underworld who beat scientific and technological innovators in a limousine, the teachers should be expelled according to law! Ordering the director of Q Office to carry out < P > Can his return make American military technology lag behind for 2 years? The rise of nuclear weapons, aviation and aerospace technology in the world stems from the accumulation of the Renaissance and the Western industrial revolution for hundreds of years. With an extremely massive hardware foundation and extensive engineering and technical practice, only a few theoretical figures, and it is impossible to have more, promote theoretical progress based on the former, and complement and promote each other with engineering progress.
as for intellectual property rights, national interests and state secrets, you know it yourself.
Does China's fireworks have a leading technical position in the world? Not to mention the theoretical level, you can ask Qian Xuesen and Qian Weichang. I have asked many of their disciples.
It's better to be a professor, a teacher or an experimenter. It costs 2, yuan to 5, yuan a month, and you can just fiddle with it a few times.
Those with senior titles don't know how to drill an ordinary hole. By copying and pasting, international retrieval papers will be published, and you can get tens of thousands of yuan for each article.
Hee hee,
Workers are too bitter and kung fu is too real to cheat.
if you are a star, you will get a high salary if you don't come to class.
The most difficult thing to find now is the mechanic who overhauls the equipment, and the mechanic who repairs the imported equipment. It costs hundreds of thousands of yuan to calibrate one set! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The current equipment is never overhauled, and it works until it can't be turned.
No one has done anything about grinding the spindle and scraping the guide rail, except the machine tool factory.
In institutions of higher learning and high-level scientific research institutes, the monthly salary of over 1, yuan accounts for 3% to 1% of the total establishment, and
social resources are spent by them.
hey, a big official in this neighborhood boasted in the newspaper: I can stand the scolding! ! ! ! !
Yes, after 3 years of reform and opening-up, I don't have a mobile phone or a pager, so far I often wear patched clothes.
My clothes are often tattered in the garbage.
However, the cleaners of Zhuhai Dantian Property Company occupy a large area of buildings, which are used to pile up the materials that can be sold and make a fortune.
It takes longer to sort out ill-gotten gains than working hours, and security guards specially set up posts to guard the property obtained by taking advantage of their positions.
As a result, when the boss came to Zhuhai, Jinshan Software Company and Juli Integrated Circuit Company couldn't produce the next generation fireworks.
The resources wasted and absorbed by the above three departments were enough to produce the ASIC and production equipment production line for the next generation fireworks.
all the following have been verified.
The next generation keyboard, future keyboard!
It challenged and subverted the global computer keyboard, keyboard music instruments 25 years ago,
The pioneer of the Chinese people (firstly) originally entered this area. who sent it into the modern house of the CEO of Microsoft?
To challenge AT& T of the United States by improving communication deficiencies
Improving communication deficiencies, Chinese people are to challenge AT& T of the United States.
This product; force feedback keyboard and harmony telephone should be presented at CeBIT, Musikmesse.
Over 4 Chinese enterprises attend (CeBIT),Who can present this product ; force feedback keyboard and harmony telephone to exhibit China’s creation?
Over 1 Chinese enterprises attend (Musikmesse),Who can present this product; force feedback keyboard and harmony telephone to exhibit China’s creation?
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The exhibition will be held on (CeBIT, Musikmesse ),
Several hundred Chinese companies will be attending.
I hope that someone will present force feedback keyboard prototype, into the exhibition site,
This is no precedent in the international commodities,
In 26, 27, I have made the same request.
I would like to give it to any Chinese company which will present.
This is the purpose for me to use this propaganda
We also hope that something can create a better force feedback keyboard, in the next exhibition.
Because several major domestic computer keyboard manufacturers and several major keyboard musical instruments manufacturers are unable to research, relevant materials have been actively spread free of charge from home and abroad since the 198s, because there is no funding and no application for invention patents.
Wuhan Zhijia, Shenzhen Meideli, Jiexi Meles, Steinway, KORG, Roland, CACIO, YAMAH.
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