English monologue of classic lines of Longmen Escort Agency

Classic lines of Longmen Escort Agency

1, I believe in your evil, interesting. Please give my regards to your doctor.

2, flower brush

Even in the face of fierce robbers, even if we commit ourselves to each other, we will not hesitate!

4, others laugh at my brain damage, I recommend Xuanyuan!

5. Uncle Shi, I have a girlfriend who asks you how to get breast enhancement. I know a Korean doctor. It only takes one knife to reach the C cover.

6, rogue! Bandits! Shameless scum!

7. Wan Yong's firmness is something you can't expect, and nothing you can't buy. Ah baa butterfly, ah baa butterfly!

8. I work in heaven. You must work in eighteen layers of hell, Smecta!

9. We are a local community. Oh, my god, the underworld. . . Hey! Representative of public opinion!

10, more fashionable than country love.

Funnier than Zhen Huan's biography

It's bigger than the investment of Wulin rumor

Attacking actresses more than soldiers.

More hairstyles than walking on thin ice.

It was broadcast earlier than Song on the Cloud and Big Folk Songs.

Lost in China, Prison Break, 24 Hours, Friends, The Big Bang Theory and Bankrupt Girl.

1 1, chanel no.5 Baihua Powder ... The only harm is to attract mosquitoes. ......

12, Tianshan ditch fire, Baota town snake demon.

13, my god, this is going to be sent!

14, where's my sword? Where is my sword? Alas? Where is my sword? Oh, I'm a bitch! ! ! !

15, Wudang impulsive Taoist priest, the teacher who put out the lights of Emei Sect, came to seek justice, just in your position ... In a rage, both of them became secular, and the child was full moon.

16, money or life?

Life! (hey! ) lost, can come back in the next life. I can't make money in my life. I don't want to die

17, it is the sole of the foot. Take it and shave it. It feels painful and itchy, like spring breeze. Every pore exudes confidence. Pain comes from the soles of the feet, and itching comes from the heart. I can't help shouting out ... my mother!

18, challenge yourself ~ If you succeed, what a great sense of accomplishment at that time!

19, look at the shopkeeper, you pay the fare for me! It's really hard for me! Now this horse can't afford to eat No.95 grass, and it can't run fast if it eats No.93 grass!

20, this is not a wardrobe, this is a hot water bottle!

2 1. Feel free to see what style of clothes you like.

First trendy, then handsome, but not handsome in the country, nor handsome in the stick. You know, the kind of guy who makes all the girls scream when they see him.

22. If you meet a savage, forget it. If you meet a woman. You have to tell me that I didn't mean that, and she said that you didn't mean that, so I will take yours by force, so as to save my life. I have to tell her that two years later, you will flee. You see me with long hair, I have children, I yell at you for the tribe, and then you yell for the alliance, alliance, alliance, alliance, alliance.

23. oh, my god ~ this speed has caught up with Core, and it is still dual-core.

24. I cut your peach blossom with one knife, your old friend with two knives and your smile with three knives.

25. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I only dare to call her aunt.

26. I can't bear to be the host. I want to surrender.

The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. All wars are forced out.

I stayed up all night last night. I'm worried about Green Orange, lest she get angry.

Can she do whatever she wants when she is angry? ! ! ! ! If she is angry, she can ignore the dignity of our men! ! ! Say it! ! ! Ah! ! !

head of a household ...

(Lions howl)

Okay, okay, okay, why do I need dignity?

Dignity! It means who will order first in the restaurant! ! !

It means who chooses the place first when traveling! ! !

Dignity is who is carrying a bag in the street! ! !

It means who is driving in the co-pilot! ! !

Search Walter? (So what? )

Dignity means that children learn literature or martial arts from an early age! Who decides! ! !

Yes, yes. Right, right, right, right This is a great event. You can give anything, but you can't. Please do something for me.

Qi Jing, it is a virtue for a man to be afraid of his wife! But when it comes to principles, taking a step back is a cliff.

Temporarily endure the loss of helmet and armor.

Ladies and gentlemen, the war between men and women has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years! Our male ancestors risked their lives to hunt! ! ! Turn matriarchal society into paternal society with the right to distribute prey! ! ! The victory they won with blood and sweat can never be folded in our hands! ! ! ! ! ! As a male primate! We should get rid of the bondage of love and affection! Shout it out from your heart! ! !

Freedom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Longmen Escort Agency" hilarious classic lines

■ Lu Sanjin (Guo Jingfei): Rogue! Bandits! Shameless scum!

■ Qiu () If Mei Cheng is like this, what about other girls? I feel sorry for you. [Episode 2]

■ Lv Qingcheng (Li Qian): The internal strength is good, but the footwork is not stable enough.

Cai Badou (Liu Guanlin): Hey, you haven't played with me yet. How do you know my footwork is unstable? Are you sick?

Lv Qingcheng (Li Qian): It's for viewing [Part II].

■ Cai Badou (played by Liu Guanlin): My mother said that catching children is not a business, and my master said that there is no such thing as free self-help.

Lv Qingcheng (Li Qian): Idiot, what are you thinking (Part II).

Bai Jingqi (Zhang Ruihan): Tribal Tiger, you played truant again.

Hum: Today, the teacher is ill, and the whole school has a holiday [episode 2]

■ Problem: Show me the evidence, or I will sue you for libel [episode 2]

■ Hum: Mom, he slept in my dad's bed and tried to intimidate me [episode 2]

■ Groom: Look, you can settle my fare. I'm really in trouble. Now this horse can't afford grass 95. If he eats number 93, he can't run fast [episode 2].

■ Lu Sanjin (Guo Jingfei): Long time no see, I miss you very much [episode 2]

■ Cai Badou (Liu Guanlin): Oh, this is a great cause for everyone. This is going to happen [episode 2]

■ Qiu (): Sister Qiuyue, it's not that I don't want to leave. I can't leave. As you know, I am weak, sleeping in bed, and I am easily acclimatized. You said I had to get used to it somewhere else. [Episode 2]

■ Grandpa Gong: I have promised him. Jianghu people talk about faith. If I don't believe, it will be embarrassing [episode 2].

■ Lu Sanjin (Guo Jingfei): There is an assassin to catch. Are you going to carry me into the bridal chamber like this? [Episode 2]

Lu Sanjin (Guo Jingfei): Just now, you wanted to run away with me. What about now? [Episode 2]

Cai Badou (Liu Guanlin): I want to use my body to stop darts for you.

Lu Sanjin (Guo Jingfei): Really fat [Part II]

■ Bai Jingqi (Zhang Ruihan): Oh, you are too watery. Can you be a little nervous? Let go [Part II].