Funny car stickers and slogans

Funny car stickers and slogans

Funny car stickers and slogans. Many car lovers, especially young people, like to paste personalized slogans on their cars. There are many humorous reminder messages, but there are also some vulgar and spoof slogans. Check out my collection of funny car sticker slogans. Funny Car Sticker Slogans 1

1. I am old and young. I am not in good health. Please don’t hit me!

2. The palms of your hands are sweaty.

3. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

4. The super noodle makes a brilliant appearance.

5. I can’t tell the difference between brake and accelerator, but it works!

6. I saw an aunt driving a car with a sticker on the back: "Just think of me as a red light."

7. Just think of me as a red light!

8. You can’t hang up in first gear or above, and you are proficient in it.

9. Come on, let’s die together!

10. If you have the ability, get over my head!

11. The one on the small side is: the noodle within the noodle.

12. Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

13. If you love me, chase me, but don’t kiss me!

14. I’m out and about, so pay attention!

15. If you don’t drive well, you drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

16. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

17. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular.

18. If there are moving obstacles, please go around them!

19. It won’t rise, so be careful!

20. Don’t kiss me, my husband is inside!

21. You are the master, so you can surpass me at will.

22. If you are anxious, go first.

23. Don’t “kiss” me, I’m afraid of “fixing”!

24. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

25. Newbie (female)

26. When you see this line, your car is too close to me.

27. Taxi: Overhaul and running-in, welcome to overtake!

28. If you don’t think my butt is dirty, then come and lick it!

29. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

30. When you read this line, your car is too close to me!

31. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

32. I have been driving for two years and this is my first time touching a car! It depends!

33. Female driver + running-in + first time = female devil.

34. Don’t look at me, look at the road!

35. Will not engage in gear above first gear.

36. Please note, reverse at any time! Funny car stickers and slogans 2

1. My hands are wet and my head is covered with sweat.

2. Refuse close contact!

3. My sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating braggarts!

4. Don’t, don’t come close to me, this is my first kiss!

5. The newbie on the road, the queen of sudden stops!

6. Memory is not scary, but memories are scary.

7. Get rid of the driving school and become self-taught!

8. The driver is old and new, and his eyesight is not good; he sways left and right and cannot stop suddenly!

9. The supreme novice, good at sudden braking and stalling at any time.

10. Some people say that I am just an angry bird.

11. Kiss me and you must be responsible!

12. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

13. Place the nuclear bomb at the rear and keep the distance.

14. I drift and consume 0 fuel per 100 kilometers.

15. Let me tell you a secret - I drank.

16. Keep your distance and don’t force me to deform.

17. Follow me PP, don’t beep, beep again and turn off the flame!

18. What I am driving for is not the car, but the endless loneliness.

19. Don’t look at me, look at the road!

20. I’ll go first, and you’ll stop.

21. Who dares to compete with me if I step on the accelerator to the bottom?

22. Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of being “ashamed”!

23. Life is short. As soon as you step on the accelerator or release it, a lifetime will pass.

24. I am not short of money, but I am short of safety.

25. Brother, where is the brake?

26. Just hit the road, let me go!

27. It is everyone’s responsibility to protect novices.

28. If I am slow, my displacement is small; if you are fast, you can fly over!

29. Let’s hit it, we’re not short of money.

30. Do you know Transformers? That's my best friend.

31. This car collided ten times, with nine wins and one tie.

32. If there is no money for overhaul, tailgating is welcome.

33. There are many accidents, please go around!

34. Good news: It’s my second day on the road!

35. This car only has one gear, so you can overtake at will!

36. Never drink again!

37. If you are anxious, just fly over!

38. Please be conscious when following a car and turn off the high beam, otherwise... brake suddenly!

39. What I drive is not a car, but loneliness.

40. Let me tell you a secret, I am drunk.

41. Don’t even think about overtaking, I’m watching you.

42. I got my driver’s license from an acquaintance!

43. Are you still chasing me? I'm home now!

44. Internship, please be kind!

45. I am also a member of the world, why don’t I have a legend?

46. If you overtake my car, you will be in trouble!

47. When you see this line of words, your car is too close to me!

48. Stop suddenly, turn sharply!

49. The more you push, the slower it goes, and then turn off the flame.

50. If I’m not familiar with you, stay away from me!

51. Rookie sets sail, the route is uncertain!

52. Big temper and poor driving skills.

53. HOLD, don’t come near me!

54. If you dare to overtake my car, I will transform you.

55. Don’t beep, the more you beep, the slower it will be!

56. Money is like a bastard. If you lose it, we will make more.

57. You drive your own car without considering my feelings.