98 sentences are selected from the funny quotations of qq Farm.

One. Baa! Baa! Baa! I am a kind little sheep.

It is noon every day on the farm, and vegetables are dripping from the soil. Who knows how hard it is to steal food!

Three. An upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried.

Stealing vegetables can be remembered, but it is already disconsolate when stealing.

Shakespeare said hesitantly: It is really a question whether to grow vegetables or steal them.

6. Drink more milk and be healthy!

Why are you so willing to water my flowers? I'll go to your house to pick flowers another day!

Eight. Cheating and stealing vegetables are both technical activities, but the conditions are different. The former pays attention to human harmony, while the latter pays attention to geographical location.

Nine. The name of this sheep is baa baa, and its face is black.

10. Today, I stole vegetables online and visited your small vegetable garden. In a flash, the vegetable garden immediately became a wasteland.

1 1. Today, my master blew me up again.

12. Goose, goose, goose, think about Xiang Tiange.

13. I met Jun Chu, stole food, and returned with a full load.

14. Goose: Your goose is not enough, please recharge it in time!

15. Hiding a farm in your heart is both torture and enjoyment.

16. Steal other people's food, so that others have nothing to steal!

17. manslaughter is also crossing.

18. People who don't want to start a farm are not good netizens.

19. In this competitive society, you must leave a hand everywhere!

20. If you want to be a sheep, you must feed the jackal. Remember, brothers.

I like playing hide-and-seek too.

22. I have a brother who went to Orleans and became famous for it.

Twenty-three I want to go to school and the flowers smile at me.

Master, someone has come to steal chickens.

25. I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and took only a bundle of cabbage.

Twenty-six. Bronze skin is very popular recently. I went too far.

Penguin: I'm going to eat, sleep and beat peas tomorrow.

28. Choose your own food and don't let others steal. Stealing other people's food and starving them!

Twenty-nine. I'm the chief flower cat, and it's patrol time.

30. When I'm angry, people who share stocks are very happy.

Thirty-one. Steal chickens, not dogs.

32. I have my own style. I swaggered over.

Thirty-three When it comes to farms, Yan Shu has endless bitterness: he can't grow his own vegetables, and the thief he once knew comes again.

I'm going to the dance today. Do you think my tuxedo is beautiful?

Chicken: Give the host a poached egg later.

Thirty-six. I advise you to have an extra dog and steal vegetables just because you are an old friend.

Thirty-seven Why did you tear the book like this?

Thirty-eight Handsome too much!

Thirty-nine. Three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on dressing up.

Forty. Neither a golden rooster nor a silver rooster is as good as a hen that can lay eggs.

Forty-one Niuniu, I am your little fat girl.

Forty-two Does my new perm look good?

Forty-three Tiger and I come from the same family. Why is there such a big gap?

Forty-four Black suit, white belly, little penguin is the most handsome.

As an artist, if you don't become popular, you will die. If you become popular, you might as well die!

46. Goose, I'm so hungry. Give me some grass!

Forty-seven Thank you for your ancestors' eighteen generations. I won't let you go.

48 years old. I forgot to apply cream today, and my face is tanned. Ouch!

Forty-nine A hen laying eggs, a tractor among hens.

Give me one night and I can steal the whole farm.

Fifty-one. Three netizens, there must be farmers, choose people they are familiar with to steal.

Fifty-two Bull: Hachoo. Sneeze again, and the stock market will be awesome again!

Fifty-three. There are several dishes that meet thousands of miles away, but they don't know each other across the street.

I want to emphasize that this proposal is definitely a failure.

55. Grow your own food and let others steal it!

56. giggle giggle, I'm going to lay eggs!

57. Wearing a big black hat and a tuxedo.

Fifty-eight. It is so boring. The eagle didn't come to play games with me today.

Fifty-nine. Stop playing with water, lay eggs frequently, and get rich and run towards a well-off society.

Sixty. Boom, boom, boom.

6 1. All for the farm, all for the farm, all for the farm.

62. However, although China maintains our friendship, stealing food is our neighbor.

It's a pity that you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall.

Sixty four. In this society, everyone says that they are busy.

65. Cut and cut, and there will be a new cotton-padded jacket next year!

Cat: No matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat.

67. Even thieves have ways. I tell you, I don't know them, so I won't steal them.

I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high.

Sixty nine. Don't brag, you'll get caught.

70. If people don't steal from me, I won't steal from others. If someone steals from me, I will steal from others.

Seventy-one. If others don't steal, unless you don't plant it.

Seventy-two There are many dishes and beautiful girls here. They always steal things.

Seventy-three. Without giraffes, my neck is the longest in the pasture.

Seventy-four Fruits and vegetables have their own hearts, and only beautiful people can steal them.

Seventy-five. Too * *, Ningbo website design, too * *.

Seventy-six For the record: I have never loved wolves.

77. What to steal, pay attention to your quality, and we won't regenerate.

Seventy-eight. This kind of person is a person who is born to take a taxi.

79. Overworked Ai Qing said: Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I work hard on this farm.

This is the legendary collapse.

Master, take a color photo for me!

Eighty-two I will learn to stay up late. When I have dark circles, I will become a national treasure!

83. A Niu is my brother, and Niu C is my brother. What's my name?

Eighty-four. Grasp farming and stealing vegetables with both hands, farming with one hand and stealing vegetables with the other, and both hands should be hard.

Eighty-five. Sheep: I am the most famous. You can guess an idiom.

Stop stealing my food, or the dog will bite you!

Eighty-seven It is necessary for educated youth to steal vegetables and send them to the farm for reeducation.

Eighty-eight There are too many people joking now.

89. This map was torn into a puzzle.

90. Welcome leaders to visit and guide.

Come to see me every day, and you are very happy every day.

92. I put on my vest. Can you see that I am a goose?

93. Don't be blind and arrogant, and don't underestimate the big.

94. Song Zude: If you want to be rich, cheat less and steal more vegetables; If you want a promotion, keep fewer lovers and more dogs.

95. Shit, they say I'm getting fat again. Watch me walk.

96. I am not a swan, but I can jump in the Swan Lake. Want to see it?

97. In QQ farm, you don't have to pay attention to human manners.

98. Big-faced cats love fish! Meow meow.