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What are the couplets representing various occupations?

What are the couplets corresponding to various occupations? How do couplets praise the cause? The ancients said it well: 360 lines, each line is the champion. Yes, in the eyes of the ancients, there is no distinction between high and low in the industry, only the type of work. Actually, have you seen The Oil Man? There is a saying in it, called: without it, only skilled ears! What do you mean by that? In other words, any job, even selling oil, as long as you are skilled enough, can still surprise everyone! Let's talk about it today What are the couplets corresponding to various occupations? How do couplets praise the cause? Tell a story first:

In a big yard, all the people live in craftsmen, and one of them refuses to accept the other. This year's Spring Festival, the blacksmith posted a couplet on the gate for the first time: Although he lives in two smoky houses, he is a man with a temper. This couplet is full of pride. The carpenter scoffed, and he quickly posted his own couplet: a ruler can make a square, and several straight lines can make a column. Musicians read it and posted a couplet to compare it: snow and spring spread elegant songs, and mountains and rivers have bosom friends.

This time, the sculptor was not convinced, and soon thought of a couplet: calligraphy spread all over the world, and every moment is worth a thousand dollars. The couplets he posted aroused the dissatisfaction of the caller, and immediately posted couplets: appropriate weight, powerful, and fair. Barbers have always been looked down upon in paintings. Seeing the heroic couplets posted by the whole people, he was determined to suppress them. So I specially invited a Old Master Q to write couplets: Do the best work in the world and use the best efforts in the world.

Ladies and gentlemen, all the occupations in this story have couplets, all praising themselves. Besides, what other jobs and couplets are there? Please see: comity is three points, smiling face is three points, warmth is seven points, and the spring breeze in Lugol is nine points, which praises the traffic police. There are writers: passionate, writing about the world, the world is cold. Brush away dragons and snakes, draw natural wonders, and the weather is myriad. Some people also praised the photographer: he traveled all over Wan Li, looking for wonders, and photographed hot pillow, showing his beautiful style. Of course, I think the best thing to hear is to praise the teacher: love is in the spring and autumn, kindness is in the water; Peach and plum are speechless, and the next stream is self-contained!