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Slogan Slogans: Funny Slogans for Weight Loss

1. Either lose weight! Or die!

2. Don’t do your hair again until you lose weight!

3. No matter how difficult it is, persevere! No excuse!

4. There is always a price to pay for being beautiful.

5. Think about the supercilious look of the waitress in the shopping mall.

6. I’m not fat, I just have a big frame.

7. Anyone who says I don’t need to lose weight is a bad person.

8. Go look in the mirror when you are hungry, you damn fat lady!

9. Confidence, determination, and perseverance are three hearts in one.

10. We have not yet succeeded in losing weight, but we still need to work hard.

11. If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life!

12. Life becomes more nourishing when you look at beautiful women one by one. Why?

13. Think about the way other people look at extinct dinosaurs.

14. I want to lose weight and become a beautiful girl.

15. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight before talking!

16. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly!

17. It’s not that we don’t want to lose weight, it’s just that the enemy is too powerful.

18. After tonight, you will have more confidence to face life tomorrow.

19. Friends who are in love, you should have more self-control.

20. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts!

21. Women who weigh three figures have no future! Just be tough on yourself!

22. If you will regret eating it, don’t eat it and don’t make a decision that you will regret.

23. Those who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

24. The girls we chased together in those years have now become women.

25. You have to lose weight even if you die. It won’t be happy if you don’t lose weight to 90. Once the fat is eliminated, the beauty will come back.

26. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?

27. People want to lose weight, reduce waist and butt, why do you have to start with brain cells.

28. Sisters, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Lose weight first before talking!

29. If you want to lose weight, don’t make excuses for yourself. If you are less ink, will you die if you are decisive?

30. We are fat people. Fat people with overnutrition will not do anything if we eat less!

31. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don’t control it, you will definitely rebound successfully!

32. I have walked through so many intersections and heard so many sighs. I am serious about you and I am at a loss.

33. In the past, when you loved someone, you were inseparable; now when you love someone, you keep it in your heart.

34. Not eating is physical torture, eating is mental torture. I am healthy and losing weight.

35. If a person can’t even control his appetite, how is he any different from an animal?

36. Youth only comes once, we can’t waste it! We want to have gorgeous youth!

37. What is impossible for a person who can control his own weight?

38. A fat pig can be sold for more money. Can you be sold for a fat pig? A fat man is worth less than a pig.

39. The saddest thing is that my figure is very skinny and my face is very plump. Is that true?

40. Do you like wearing tight-fitting clothes and sweating profusely while walking under the scorching sun in summer?

41. I am losing weight. I am neither dieting nor exercising. I am using my mind to lose weight.

42. It’s the same sentence again: To lose weight is to be able to endure hunger. If you keep eating, it will be difficult to lose weight.

43. If mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood, what cute little creatures they would be!

44. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should stop losing weight.

45. Other women can lose weight, why can’t you! Are you an idiot? Are you born to be a fat pig?

46. Even if we survive the entire harsh winter in expectation and anxiety, the next season may not be spring.

47. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!

48. I am losing weight, but I am not dieting or exercising. I am using my thoughts - I will lose weight.

49. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are still just a fat guy.