Classic explosion reply quotations

20 15 classic explosions reply quotations

Violent reply: when there are guests, it is Kim Jong Il who hangs up; After that, hang up Kim Il Sung.

Abnormal landlord: My ex-girlfriend asked her mother-in-law to hit me. I don't know what to do now. Help! Violent reply: How did she hit herself?

Abnormal landlord: Can I have a screen name? Be feminine, slightly sad, and look noble and elegant. Thank you in advance! ! !

Violent reply: Aisingiorro. Dysmenorrhea.

Abnormal landlord: I have 200 yuan in my pocket. What business should I do?

Violent reply: I went to the vending machine to buy 200 condoms and attracted 200 customers. Every time I went to 200 yuan, I made a net profit of 39,800.

Abnormal landlord: Xia Furong Dongrina

Violent reply: Gillian meets spring with a shemale in summer and winter, watching white matter at night and sunrise in the morning, but it is hard to see hibiscus and lotus flowers!

Abnormal landlord: I was scolded to death by the coach for learning to drive today. Someone comfort me?

Violent reply: I am a coach. As soon as I got on the bus today, I sat in the gear and kept shifting gears.

Abnormal landlord: an NPC representative suggested that March 7 be designated as Virgin Day. What do you mean?

Violent reply: Obviously, virgins and women are only one day apart.

Abnormal landlord: distressed! I have the same name as my girlfriend? What should I do?

Violent reply: I hate Japanese most in my life!

Abnormal landlord: in the eyes of monkeys, people are sick monkeys, seriously deformed, with little body hair and no tail.

Violent reply: You are wrong! Because what they see is that the human tail is long in front, not long enough.

Abnormal landlord: What does it mean that a girl sent me a photo for help?

Violent reply: call the same day at 4 pm.

Abnormal landlord: I'm so angry, I lost my bike today!

Violent reply: the landlord is satisfied. My female classmate lost her bicycle seat last time and left without seeing it clearly in the dark.

Abnormal landlord: My beautiful married colleague fell in love with me. What should I do?

Violent reply: Maybe you are just a walking cucumber in her eyes.

Abnormal landlord: When I had sex with her, she called me husband. Does this mean that she loves me? Violent reply: She is afraid of misspelling her name.

Abnormal landlord: the news media actually released yellow news, only the weather forecast was clean. The weather forecast is yellow and cloudy.

Abnormal landlord: both doors at the entrance of the hair salon will read: "dry cleaning" and "leisure" What do you mean? !

Violent reply: The service here is for you to "do" and "wash", so as soon as you come in, you "have a rest" and want to "relax".

Abnormal landlord: I'm going to get circumcised. I don't want to see a female doctor. I'm embarrassed to talk for a long time. If I ask you what to do, what should I say?

Violent reply: tell ya to change the high collar into lapel.

Abnormal landlord: I only ate two ounces at night, and I can pull at least half a catty in the morning. Why?

Violent reply: Your father shot you less than a year or two ago and came out with at least a few pounds.

Abnormal landlord: I feel great when I dream of smoking, much better than in reality!

Violent reply: I said that the boy you slept with always complained recently: ~~~MD woke up in the morning in recent days. I don't know what happened. JJ is always swollen.

Abnormal landlord: Why didn't Tang Priest cut off his penis and give it away?

Violent reply: It is estimated that Tang Priest's penis is too small to show, and others are embarrassed to find it. Most people still can't find it It may be useless and degraded for several lifetimes, but it's really gone. It's not that he doesn't want to give it away. If it is eaten by the Tang king, it will still be the prosperous time of the Tang Dynasty.

Abnormal landlord: Which is more economical, dogs or people?

Violent reply: Auntie, even if you can treat men as dogs, do you dare to treat dogs as men?

Abnormal landlord: I fell in love with a girl who is younger than me and still in junior high school. This is a sin.

Violent reply: it is really sinful to remove the word like.

Abnormal landlord: Through the incident of drinking dead with Hainan mineral water, we can see that food safety in China is worrying, and mineral water can also drink dead? Is there no sign of QS?

Violent reply: weak, is QS going to die?

Landlord: A company evaluates each other at the end of the year, and a man and a woman in the administrative department evaluate each other: Do you get excited easily?

A woman in the secretarial section commented on a man: things can't last long.

Landlord: I am a divorced woman. I gave birth to a child at the age of 18, and now there are three unmarried men pursuing me at the same time. I don't know who to choose to spend the rest of my life with me. Can people from the ends of the earth give me some advice?

Reply: Well, I suggest LZ find the thickest one!

Abnormal landlord: use a very implicit sentence to explain whether you are a man or a woman. Let's try!

Violent reply: ACDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!

Abnormal landlord: I'm going to seduce beautiful women in the street. How can I appear mature and humorous?

Violent reply: take off your pants, which means I am a clown ~ mature and humorous.

Abnormal landlord: The wedding is going on enthusiastically, and the bride and groom are immersed in happiness. The host asked the bride:? What do you like about him?

The bride answered without hesitation:? I like his ability. ?

The applause thundered.

Violent reply: The host asked the bride after the applause splashed down. Anything else?

Bride:? I also like his specialty. ?

The audience thundered again.

Abnormal landlord: Why should the child born have the same surname as his father?

Violent reply: A fool thinks that you made the label.

Abnormal landlord: Why don't real rich people and real beautiful women surf the Internet? Violent reply: Because real rich people sleep with real beautiful women, they have no time to surf the Internet.

Landlord: Dude, do you want Chris Lee or Zhang Ziyi?

Answer: neither a rooster nor a pheasant.

Abnormal landlord: Why are we called Korean bonzi?

Violent reply: calling them sticks is too flattering. I suggest you call them toothpicks.

Abnormal landlord: Why do women want to sleep with me as soon as they meet?

Violent reply: Because you look like JB.

Abnormal landlord: What are the reasons why some women like to wear revealing clothes?

Violence recovery: in order to receive more sunshine.

Landlord: I found a girlfriend and soon talked about marriage, only to know that she had sex with more than a dozen men, and my heart was very painful. I wonder if I should stay with her?

Your woman's adultery can already fill a CMB. Do you need a strengthened company to be comfortable?

Abnormal landlord: I was bitten by a centipede. What should I do? Please don't joke, even if it is a folk prescription.

Bao Qiang replied, I'm sorry? Bite? Are these words read separately or together?

Abnormal landlord: What does a girlfriend do?

Violent reply: Remove the word what and you will know.

Abnormal landlord: I left with my girlfriend today. My girlfriend was found. I'm depressed.

Violent reply: you are depressed, and I am depressed without seeing it.

Abnormal landlord: My horny wife, what should I do if she teases me every day?

Violent reply: Seeing LZ's wife's satisfied smile, I sighed, stuffed the big JB back gracefully, and turned around and left. ? What's your name, sir? Gillian asked from behind.

I adjusted the red scarf on my chest and the tiger was shocked. Lei Feng?

Abnormal landlord violent reply, really good taste!

Abnormal landlord: I don't know why men are fat and women are thin after marriage.

Nutritionists study the reasons why men are fat and women are thin after marriage: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night;

And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

Abnormal landlord: My ex-girlfriend is pregnant and asked me to borrow money to have an abortion. Should I borrow it?

Violent reply: LZ, you tell her that Mercedes-Benz S shop does not repair BMW!

Abnormal landlord: When I was with my girlfriend, she seemed to call other men's names? Violent reply: What's wrong with a woman who has fucked someone else?

Abnormal landlord: Why was it that when President Hu San visited Japan, the Japanese side was relatively cold and even the welcome slogan was not hung at the airport?

Violent reply: how to hang it? Warmly welcome China to Japan?

Abnormal landlord: Dad gave my husband a deer whip. What do you mean? There are also photos of violent replies: this is the spur of the older generation to the younger generation.

Abnormal landlord: you have to shave your armpits in summer, otherwise wearing short sleeves will affect the image of a lady. Then ask again weakly, ask the end of the world!

Abnormal landlord: Did you have a good Spring Festival party this year?

Violent reply: I don't know if it's good. My daughter-in-law has been pregnant for two months and hasn't vomited yet. I watched the party yesterday, but I can still spit.

Abnormal landlord: Show me me me and my Scottish shepherd.

Violent reply: Sorry, I don't know a Scottish shepherd. Which one is it? The left one or the right one?

Abnormal landlord: Make a survey, who is the greatest scientist?

Rough answer: Yang Zhenning, of course. A few older women have crossed the ocean to solve the personal problems of older young women in China. What a sincere heart! Make a big gossip, a brand-new widow is about to be born!

Abnormal landlord: Why do more and more people don't want children?

Violent reply: Senior officials sent by Beijing said they should start with dolls.

Abnormal landlord: When preparing to buy a house, can you make an analysis of the current trend of the real estate market in China? Violent reply: Buying a house now seems to be similar to joining the National Party in 1999.

Abnormal landlord: urban management adds new weapons to catch stray dogs!

Violent reply: the same root is born, so I want to fry too fast.

Abnormal landlord: Two boys fought for me again today. How should I deal with this problem that often bothers me?

Bao Qiang replied, Didn't your father hurt your grandfather?

Abnormal landlord: I accidentally saw the yellow book my boyfriend read. What should I do?

Violent reply: See clearly whether it is a pornographic book or a diary.

Abnormal landlord: how to upload pictures on the computer after PS?

Violent reply: take the computer to repair, and naturally someone will send it to you.

Abnormal landlord: My girlfriend always says that her breasts are small, which I think is ok. Please help GG identify it ~

Violent reply: There are two pimples on my back!

Abnormal landlord: I don't remember the lyrics until I hear a particularly nice song. A sesame seed cake is not as thin as a needle? , seeking the title of the song!

Violent reply: Do you know that Macau is not my real name?

Abnormal landlord: I heard that Luo Jing passed away today.

Bao Qiang replied, Is he in that car?

Abnormal landlord: My niece stopped talking to me when she saw me. What happened? Has the little girl grown up?

Violent reply: She ate a real lollipop.

Abnormal landlord: Do you agree with women watching porn?

Violent reply: the advantage is that you can learn a lot of skills, but the disadvantage is that you will also increase a lot of requirements!

Abnormal landlord: I suspect my wife is having an affair, but I have no proof?

Violent reply: If you can't be Edison Chen, be Nicholas Tse.

Abnormal landlord: Please describe China National Seismological Station in one sentence.

Violent reply: smart after the event, like a pig before!

Abnormal landlord: How does Beijing show that this Olympic Games is a green humanistic Olympics? Violent reply: Didn't you ask Nicholas Tse to sing?

Abnormal landlord: Have you seen my avatar Niu B?

Violent reply: I like it!

Abnormal landlord: collect words that are cruel and don't reveal dirty words.

Violent reply: There are many photos of your mother in my computer!

Abnormal landlord: I had sex with more than 20 women in my unit, and none of them were virgins. It seems that women all over the world are as cheap!

Violent reply: You live in a cesspit and think the whole world is a toilet!

Abnormal landlord: My wife gave birth to a girl, so cute! I ask you to help my daughter have an unforgettable name. My last name is Cheng.

Violent reply: adult chicken thinks Korea.

Abnormal landlord: after the news broadcast, what is the host saying while picking up headphones? Laughter reply: I am alone at night-so am I. ....

Abnormal landlord: about to step into social work. What do you mean by grass-roots, top-level and middle-level?

Violent reply: high-level: the boss above has no boss; Middle level: younger brother and younger brother; Grassroots: Only one person's younger brother is under his command.

Abnormal landlord: If you meet your ex-girlfriend again, what is the last thing you want to say to her? Violent reply: I have a long time now ~ ~ really.

Abnormal landlord: Why do most people have a vertical line under their navel? Why? Violent reply: road signs point out the direction of struggle for those who can't find a position, poke.

Abnormal landlord: I went to the sauna to go to the toilet once earlier, but the water still bounced on my little MM. Ten days later, I felt that my little mm was a little itchy. Can you get sexually transmitted diseases like this?

Violent reply: you are impatient, not sexually transmitted diseases.

Abnormal landlord: North Korea is the country with the strongest political atmosphere in the world, and prostitutes and women will hang leaders' heads at the door.

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