A collection of quotes about humorous personalities with strong tastes

1. The rejection that hurts a man the most is not that you are not worthy of me, but that you are not worthy of me.

2. The world is desperate. When I searched for men’s short skirts on Taobao, it really did.

3. In the past, as long as the relationship was true, age did not matter. But now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not an issue.

4. One student said: Teacher, I want to poop! Teacher: Speak in a civilized manner! The student was silent for a while and said: Teacher, my butt wants to vomit!

5. It is not difficult to make your hands wet during sex. What is difficult is that your quilt is wet.

6. Aunt is like a gray wolf. When she leaves, she always shouts: I will definitely come back -----

7. I have never heard of a girl. The slogan of civilization is one small step forward, one giant leap for civilization!

8. A year ago, we donated blood in the school square. For 200CC, we gave a pair of manicure equipment, and for 400CC, we gave a watch. A girl from the next class heard about it and felt very happy. She ran over and asked the nurse: What should I give for 1000CC? ? The nurse said calmly: Send a coffin

9. A 180MM sanitary napkin does not bring a woman as much sense of security as a 395MM sanitary napkin.

10. I really feel that I am actually a good girl. I have never had sex, never had sex, never been a mistress or gay, and have never sprinkled pepper on other people’s sanitary napkins.. ..

11. Sanitary napkins are angels, they break their wings every day.

12. Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us: If rabbits don’t eat, they just eat grass beside their nests.

13. I heard that Chinese men like men to be on top of women, and it is better for their wives to be worse than him, so man A marries woman B, man B marries woman C, man C marries woman D, and woman A accidentally marries woman A. She became a leftover woman. I heard that unmarried older literary and artistic women in China basically fall into four endings: widowed, orphaned, stepmother, lesbian, or monk.

14. All relationships that have not experienced the test of the lower body are not strong. No matter how romantic and romantic, in the end, whether it is a mule or a horse, it still has to be pulled into bed for a walk.

15. I’m giving you the heaviest gift of shit since I had shit. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the amount of shit is not enough, please go to the toilet!

16. The Level 4 certificate is like a James Bond condom. It is only used when looking for a job. No one is willing to pick it up, wash it and use it a second time.

17. The person I admire most in my life is Xu Xian because he dares to fuck a snake!

18. Giving birth can actually be called: servant.

19. Going to class is like having sex with your wife. Although you may not be willing, she will ask you to have sex about once a month. Skipping class is like habitually masturbating. You know that doing it too often will hurt your body, but you still can't resist the pleasure of that moment. Graduation is like childbirth. No matter how abnormal you think it will be when you plan to get pregnant, no matter how abnormal it is, it will mature in 10 months or 4 years.

20. If you are cool, you will be cool, and you will have the chastity of being cool; if you are humble, you will be humble, and if you are humble, you will have dignity.

21. Three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Soochow Wu loves Loli; Cao Wei controls wives; Shu and Han are all gay.

22. If there are only two of us left in this world, I will cut you off and we can be sisters with peace of mind~

23. Who has no shit in life? No paper for poop? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers!

24. Animals never wear clothes, but they never develop sexual interest because the opposite sex does not wear clothes.

25. In fact, the project that is more attractive than the 7-day double flight tour to Hong Kong is: the 3-day five-day tour to Hainan. A collection of stories about heavy flavors

1. All kinds of small talk, all kinds of ditties and various tunes.

2. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that as a man, you cannot insert it everywhere like a USB flash drive, otherwise you will get a virus.

3. Under the guise of being a virgin, you have free sex.

4. Men want to lock the zipper of a woman’s wallet, and women want to lock the zipper of a man’s pants.

5. Life is like masturbation, you have to rely on your own hands for everything.

6. People can have neither courage nor temper, but they cannot have athlete’s foot!

7. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

8. It’s so difficult to please others, so it’s better to please yourself.

9. There are two types of enemies: those who kill my whole family and those who wake me up from sleeping.

10. Don’t say good night to me over the phone, I want you to fuck me all night long.

11. I plan to go to a poop-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow and eat the signature toilet, No. 5 ice cream, and poop fries.

12. Rain in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night are even more scary.

13. No matter how powerful Tang Seng is, he is just a monkey trick.

14. Please don’t call sisters female hooligans in the future, we are film removal guards!

15. Women are easy to be satisfied, but they are also easy to make you stumble.

16. A fox is not a monster, and sexy is not a coquettish one.

17. Die to all the fresh-faced people! Heavy flavor is the way to go!

18. When I think of the long vacation and my deflated wallet, I always feel a touch of sadness.

19. A grain of salt, and losing your temper is the ocean.

20. You can break my heart, but you must never make me give up.

21. Before getting married, men find few things suitable for them, but after getting married, they find many things suitable for them.

22. Extramarital affair is a story in literary and artistic works, but an accident in real life.

23. It is true that I am soft-hearted, but it does not mean that I have no temper.

24. Happiness comes and goes, as cheaply as the green onions given when buying groceries.

25. The kindness of parents in raising children is great, and the only way to repay the kindness is to get ahead.

26. Marriage is the tomb of love. If you don’t have a house, you can’t even enter the tomb!

27. I haven’t seen anyone who kills without repaying his life, so don’t tell me that you are too social.

28. Is it painful or beautiful when a moth flies into a flame? It’s courting death!

29. Not all men and women are equal, so why can’t I go to the women’s restroom?

30. The area of ????the large intestine is about square meters. Even the place where shit lives is bigger than my house. I finally know what it means to be worse than shit.

31. Please don’t call sisters female hooligans in the future. We are Taoist priests who remove membranes.

32. Foundation is used to cover skin flaws, and smile is used to cover up wounds in the soul.

33. If you have the guts, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I look back, I will be a gangster.

34. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

35. I will give you the heaviest stool gift since I have had a stool. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the stool volume is not enough, please relieve yourself!

36. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

37. Be a man of temperament and attract ladies of good taste.

38. The so-called successful woman is one who is awesome during the day and awesome at night.

39. When looking for a wife, look for a serious person, and when looking for a lover, look for a decent person.

40. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

41. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.

42. Don’t swear to me, I’m afraid you will be struck by lightning.

43. When you fall in love at first sight, it’s not the love, but the face.

44. When a mouse laughs at a cat, there must be a hole next to it.

45. You are not brave. Who is strong for you?

46. Young people are too frivolous, and nuns are also crazy.

47. How many beauties are looking for beauties, and how many beauties are cheating for money.

48. I say Shanxi produces carbon, but you say grass B sweats.

49. Please keep your mouth clean. Do you need to ask your aunt to rinse your mouth?

50. Falling in love with someone is as easy as shit, and forgetting someone is as hard as eating shit.

51. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

52. If you are tired, think about the Red Army’s twenty-five thousand. If you are tired, think about the woman who took the lead last night.

53. My girlfriend must be a road addict, that’s why she hasn’t found me yet.

54. Wearing a mink and a bag, hugging a little girl is very sexy.

55. Yesterday, I received a text message asking me to quickly transfer money to an account at the Agricultural Bank of China. I replied: Don’t worry, I’ll burn it for you right away!

56. Lie on your stomach and work on the loess, lie on your back and the sun will rise to the sky.

57. When the mother gave something to her son, the son smiled; when the son gave something to his mother, the mother cried.

58. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and not my heart!

59. Life is like an aunt, giving you some hard lessons from time to time, so that you can understand what life is.

60. I’m planning to get a haircut, but I’m shaking my bangs so much that my neck feels crooked.

61. Some people say that men who treat women badly will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

62. It’s okay to call me rubbish, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you will not even be as good as rubbish.

63. When you are proud, your friends get to know you; when you are in trouble, you get to know your friends again.

64. There is no opportunity for rehearsal in life, every moment is broadcast live.

65. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

66. I must appear in your household registration book. Even if I can’t be your wife, I can also be your baby mother.

67. A good lover makes you want to get married, but a bad lover makes you want to leave home.

68. I said you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

69. The kindness of parents is more important than mountains, and the love of brothers is more than mountains. Family always comes first.

70. Youth is a beautiful but cruel game. If you were my enemy, I would have killed you long ago.

71. Love or not is right between the legs, it’s up to you.

72. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil.

73. It is better for a woman to live a wonderful life than to be beautiful!

74. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still look forward to someone whispering: Try again.

75. Women are China Merchants Bank, and men are China Construction Bank.

76. A soft-hearted man will beg for food, while a soft-hearted woman will steal from others.

77. Society does not sympathize with the weak because the strong have no emotions and tears.

78. Only when you have no money in your pocket can you clearly see your popularity.

79. Face the fucked up life with a bullshit attitude.

80. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

81. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

82. The blood of a top student is hidden in my body. I order you in the name of a bad student to lift the seal.

83. Accompany me on the ordinary road, and you will have the brilliant road!

84. There are many good books in this world, but few books can change your destiny.

85. Don’t be homesick after leaving society. You can’t rely on your parents for everything.

86. If you want to survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

87. People should not be judged by their appearance, and mistresses should not be judged.

88. In this life, we are either a role model for others or a reference for others.

89. To have you as my own is my greatest desire.

90. Deal less with dogs. When he licks you, he looks like a cute dog. When he bites you, he looks like a wolf with white eyes.

91. Such is the world of true and false, such is life.

A complete collection of signatures with strong tastes

1. The salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week.

2. The path you choose must be completed even on your knees.

3. It must be hard for you to watch the person you like pouring out your heart and soul for another person.

4. Rats can also surf the Internet, otherwise why are they called mice?

5. Because I once had a crazy love, I see you still smiling and silent.

6. You are not allowed to trample on my pride.

7. It’s really shameful for people to talk even when they eat and drink. I only do it when I’m shitting.

8. Women’s moans and nagging can make men unable to resist.

9. Be modest when meeting a love master, so as not to feel guilty when meeting a love killer.

10. Women’s bellies are enlarged by men, and men’s bellies are enlarged by men. The former is due to fertilization and the latter is due to alcohol.

11. Let me think freely. Please also enjoy this freedom. Isn’t this the most wonderful human relationship?

12. I am used to having you, and I am very happy to have you around. I am also afraid of losing you.

13. All kinds of little chatter, all kinds of ditties and various tunes.

14. When you go home early from a business trip, make a phone call downstairs first to at least give them time to get dressed.

15. Since ancient times, whoever has no shit in life has to poop early or late.

16. In youth, there are so many petite Bs who commit nuisance everywhere.

17. I am embarrassed to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I am buying clothes for my aunt.

18. Love or not is right between the legs, it’s up to you.

19. If there is room for another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep on my bed.

20. I have been looking forward to you coming to me, with messy hair, unshaven beard, and knocking on my door full of regret.

21. Wash your proud bangs, you can shed 2 pounds of oil!

22. Men enjoy a moment, while women enjoy the whole process.

23. Lower your head and rely on courage, raise your head and rely on strength.

24. The supporting characters also had the opportunity to appear, but you wiped out the drama that belonged to me.

25. Loving one person is difficult, loving two people is fun, loving three people is fun.

26. Love is just a beautiful thing when you are lonely.

27. You may be stylish in society, but I am not your partner.

28. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and every nun has a monk’s love; why am I waiting, waiting for your arrival!

29. Don’t mess with me, or I will make you die in a rhythmic manner.

30. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

31. I didn’t like girls being hesitant before, but now I feel quite comfortable with it.

32. The behavior of madmen is not abnormal, you are just not like them.

33. Remember that I am still here, remember that I still love you.

34. The road ahead is still so long. I don’t know the outcome and I don’t make assumptions. I just want to see life in its most complete form.

35. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

36. The aunt is a vampire, and the sanitary napkin is a vampire.

37. My destiny is determined by me and not by Heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me and I will destroy Heaven.

38. I like the feeling of winning, so I am very domineering, so domineering that you must be the only one in your heart.

39. Lingering without condoms only tastes good.

40. Is it wrong to have a crush on you? Is it wrong to confess to you?

41. Don’t underestimate me, I have been a Maitreya Buddha!

42. A woman will fall in love with a man who looks down on her, and a man will fall in love with a woman who looks up to him.

43. I blame myself for being too young and not being able to distinguish between a human and a dog.

44. If you reduce your dependence and lower your expectations, you will live a good life.

45. Sorry, this man is mine, please take care of your thighs and love.

46. On the busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe sitting inside.

47. Either work hard to climb up, or rot in the dirt at the bottom of society.

48. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will sooner or later have menstrual cramps.

49. I will use up my last bit of strength to bloom a sunflower-like smile just for you.

50. As a woman, is it so difficult to have a simple love that starts at sunrise and rests at sunset?

51. How many beauties are cheating on beauty, and how many beauties are cheating for money.

52. One thing in front of you and another behind your back. Do you think you are a condom?

53. If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure about defeating him.

54. The world is more exciting with you, and the world is better without you!

55. Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started. Her child is always coughing. It’s probably because he doesn’t want to go to school. Just give him a good beating.

56. We have no choice but to grow old together.

57. The man I love is both flirtatious and heart-wrenching, so the more passionate I am, the more ruthless I become.

58. The time is right, the place is right, the emotion is right, but the character is wrong!

59. Boss, please have a bowl of Laotan pickled cabbage noodles.

60. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

61. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. You fry the pancakes, and I'll fry the eggs.

62. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute, so why do you let us stare at you all the time in class?

63. Not being able to memorize a book is like being unable to poop, which makes me feel indescribable pain.

64. If you offend me, I will let you experience the beauty of life!

65. You are not a cactus, so why are you so strong.

66. If you have money, you can do things well, but if you don’t have money, you can do people well.

67. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

68. People wear clothes and horses wear saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

69. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to poop more.

70. People who understand good food will not eat well-cooked steaks; people who understand love will not promise to last forever.

71. Take a step back, let go, there is a world.

72. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to allow people to urinate and look in the mirror.

73. A strong girl will cry, but she will never admit defeat.

74. Reluctant to let go. The love is blurred and the meaning is unforgettable.

75. You just let go of the tacit understanding you had with each other and chose to abandon it.

76. Calmness is a kind of life cultivation, and innocence is a kind of character.

77. A good lover makes you want to get married, but a bad lover makes you want to leave home.

78. A young man doesn’t know how valuable sperm is, but an old man sheds tears when he looks at B Kong.

79. The division of labor is different: before a man goes to work, his wife ties his tie, and before going to bed, his lover untie his pants.

80. Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

81. The so-called surprise is when the rabbit you have been waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

82. When I love you, you are who you say you are; when I don’t love you, you are who you say you are!

83. You can be ruthless and straightforward, and I can also be ruthless and thorough. Who can't survive without me?

84. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that as a man, you cannot plug it in like a USB flash drive, otherwise you will get a virus.

85. Various postures and various moves. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

86. I farted in the elevator. I yelled that something was stuck, so everyone in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

87. No matter how good the chain is, it can't tie a dog that wants to run away, and no matter how good the treatment is, it can't satisfy the greedy heart.

88. Get up wherever you fall. If you fall again in the same place, I suspect there is a pit there.

89. I cannot satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

90. The sound of cannons and the beating of war drums, I am a gangster, who am I afraid of!

91. Live a life that goes with the flow and be yourself who is happy with the situation.

92. I am not a child of a rich family, so I have no choice but to struggle.

93. The word "ambiguity", literally, means longing for the sun. But one pretends to have love, and the other pretends to have a future.

94. When the tears run away, what remains should be strength.

95. I can’t keep up with you every step I take, and the distance seems to get further and further away.

96. Sexy is not coquettish, cheating shows chastity.

97. I will never say I love you. This is a tacit understanding between us.

98. Don’t use your identity as a commoner to tell me stories about the underworld.

99. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice. A collection of quotes about the heavy-flavored personalities in qq space

A talk about the heavy-flavored personalities in qq space:

1. The word "ambiguity", literally, means longing for each other. But one pretends to have love, and the other pretends to have a future.

2. Love or not is right between the legs, it’s up to you.

3. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, and not being in love is a taste.

4. Bajie, don’t peek at your teacher’s online name.

5. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small.

6. On the busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe sitting inside.

7. When I graduated from college, I looked back and realized that I had slept with a bunch of people of the same gender for so long.

8. Don’t make friends when you are brilliant, and don’t forget your friends when you are down!

9. Gay friends are friends who eat KFC together, and gay friends are friends who eat instant noodles together. The former focuses on communication, while the latter focuses on efficiency.

10. Damn it, I’ll ejaculate with just one kiss. The world is in a mess.

11. Do you know who the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history is? Correct answer: Auntie!

12. Why do cucumbers in Europe spread viruses? It’s not gonorrhea, no Syphilis, but E. coli. Who can tell me why?

13. Youth is a beautiful but cruel game. If you were my enemy, I would have killed you long ago.

14. People can’t do two things at the same time, stick out their tongues and gasp at the same time - can you?

15. Life is like masturbation, you have to rely on your own hands for everything.

16. People should remember what they have said, and what they owe must always be paid back.

17. The dogs behind you are of all breeds.

18. I’m giving you the heaviest stool gift since I’ve had feces. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the stool volume is not enough, please help yourself!

19. But you said the odor on her body is body fragrance.

20. I hope that being your little train will never derail.

21. I plan to go to a poop-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow and eat the signature toilet, No. 5 ice cream, and poop fries.

22. Go to hell with all the fresh food! Heavy flavors are the way to go!

23. One person will become addicted after a long time, and two people will go to bed after a long time.

24. A person who I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me, and I suddenly no longer hate him, because I cannot hate a discerning person.

25. Ten thousand and one million are the same, because I don’t have either!

26. When I think of the long vacation and my deflated wallet, I always have A touch of sadness~~~~

27. Please don’t call sisters female hooligans in the future. We are Taoist men who remove membranes.

28. It is not difficult to make your hands wet during sex. What is difficult is that your quilt is wet.

29. Use durian to blow LZ chrysanthemums!

30. Some people say that men who treat women badly will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

31. When you meet someone who loves you, just accept it as soon as possible. After all, people with bad taste and heavy taste like him are about to become extinct!

32. It turns out that you It’s still the face of a prostitute, but the heart of a gentleman!

33. It turns out that online names can be so long.

34. Get up wherever you fall. If you fall again in the same place, I suspect there is a pit there. . .

35. Please keep your mouth clean. Do you need to ask your aunt to rinse your mouth? < /p>

2. Love is just a word, I only do it once.

3. The word "ambiguity" literally means "missing the sun". But one pretends to have love, and the other pretends to have a future.

4. Don’t blame your sister for being arrogant, blame the young man for your ignorance.

5. Don’t be afraid that your opponent will be strong, but be afraid that you will keep trembling.

6. Lingering without condoms only tastes good.

7. Keep half of it when defecating to avoid getting hungry quickly.

8. Put on the condom, it’s a new day.

9. I hope the woman you touch is rotting.

10. Jinyang Dan, full of energy during the day and lively at night, solves the unspeakable secrets of men.

11. Hold on to your smelly and throbbing dick.

12. With two traffic packages, I feel terrible if there is a lot of traffic. Even side leakage is not a problem.

13. Men will fall down when they see me. If you look at you again, men will run away when they see you.

14. Did you have fun with her, did you have good sex, do you still remember me?

15. You said you are my friend, but in fact I know, animals A friend of mankind indeed.

16. Animals never wear clothes, but they never develop sexual interest because the opposite sex does not wear clothes.

17. Dye the sheets red just to show off your passion.

18. People are in the world. I can't help myself. You don’t curse. People scold you.

19. If you can hold another woman in your heart, then my bed can sleep with another man...

20. If you think eating is my life All, that’s wrong! Also. . . Sleep!

21. Three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Soochow Wu loves Loli; Cao Wei controls wives; Shu and Han are all gay.

22. Although you are my Yulemei, the trash can is your final and true destination.

23. He doesn’t even let me go to physical education classes and doesn’t allow me to run. He makes me ask for leave every time. The reason is that he is afraid that men will see my breasts shaking when I run!

< p> 24. Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us: If rabbits don’t eat, they just eat grass beside their nests.

25. Why do my stools often contain blood? It’s because my husband loves me deeply. .

26. Sexy is not coquettish, cheating shows chastity.

27. Big breasts and no brains.

28. Once I sang: I am lonely and lonely~ He smiled and said: You sang it wrong, I should just touch my penis.

29. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just enough, but not too much.

30. The rejection that hurts a man most is not that you are not worthy of me, but that you are not worthy of me.

31. As a girl who does not have the advantages of Sora Aoi + Maria Ozawa and others, is it considered wishful thinking to want to recruit a man who is a combination of Eason Chan + Nicholas Tse to spend her life?< /p>