Cao Yunjin, Liu Yi, wine, sex, wealth, cross talk lines

Wine, sex and wealth

1: Thank you for your applause and encouragement

2: Thank you everyone

1: First, let me introduce myself. 2: Yes

1: I am a young crosstalk actor from Deyun Society. My name is Cao Yunjin. I have not been studying for many years. If you are not qualified, please bear with me. 2: Oh, so humble.

1: Mainly introduce this teacher 2: Tell me about me

1; Teacher Liu Yi Liu, my partner, we are both very happy to perform in Tianjin. 2: Yes.

1: Because of what? The main reason is that we are all from Tianjin 2: Yes

1: Tianjin Wei’s doll, so there is something bad about it, you Listen with a lot of tolerance. 2: Yes

1: This teacher has been working with me for three years 2: Almost

1: They are two young actors, but we see our dear audience , we are very happy from the bottom of our hearts 2: Very excited

1: But also nervous, because Tianjin is not easy to perform, and the audience are all experts and understand cross talk 2: Yes, that’s right, the hometown of folk art

1: Like this 2: Yes

1: The fact that you come here to listen to cross talk means that this is your hobby 2: People understand this

1: Love to listen to cross talk, all over the world Everyone has their own hobbies. 2: Alas

1: It’s just different, Mr. Liu also has his hobbies 2: Of course

1: Easy to learn 2: Me?

1: Graduated from Peking University in 2003 2: Yes

1: A real gangster with a diploma 2: Huh? Just wait. . .

1: That’s not an ordinary person. 2: How do you speak? Are you praising or scolding?

1: No, I’m flattering you. 2: Then how come you are such a gangster?

1: College student (said with thumbs up) 2 Hey, yes, college student.

1: College students are easy to study. For example, when walking, there is a piece of paper on the ground. Pick it up and see what words are written on it. Go home and look up the words in the dictionary to see what words are written on it. 2: See if there are any new words

1: We, the young actors backstage, want to ask for advice on words that we don’t know. 2: Love research

1: People are easy to learn, so we go to school. When you go to a performance in a rural area, there are slogans on the walls. See what they say. Good to learn. 2: Yes

1: That day, I went to the public toilet to urinate. I stood up and was peeing when I saw a line of writing on the wall. 2: What is it?

1: I read it online, and looked up, and up, and up, and finally there was a line of writing on the roof. 2: What is it writing?

1: You wet your shoes. . 2: Cough, that’s outrageous.

1: The cloth shoes are all wet. Good to learn. . . Everyone's hobbies are different. . 2: Oh

1: And our backstage actors, the one who came on stage in the first segment just now, Mr. Xu Deliang Xu 2: The one standing

1: He is from Peking University Top student 2: Right 1: Top students in the Chinese department are good at it, they are also easy to study. 2: Ah

1: Nice book 2: Like 1: Xinhua Bookstore, the first task for this show is to go there. . 2: Yes

1: Northeast corner, Xinhua Bookstore. When you get to the door, look up and go straight to the second floor. 2 Why go straight to the second floor?

1: The second floor is filled with science and education books. He likes to read books that are informative and informative. 2: Hey

1: Where can I find someone who is knowledgeable about adolescent health care, STD prevention and breast cancer self-examination.

2 OK OK OK

1: Big book with color pictures 2: Huo, OK

1: Great, bring lunch 2: Okay, have you seen it before What do I say?

1: This is good. 2: Is there anyone who is good at this?

1: It’s easy to learn, and there’s the bald guy in the background. . Mr. Wang Wenlin Wang. . . 2: This old gentleman

1: He is a good swimmer and a good swimmer. He swam frequently. When he was a child, he was a professional swimmer and was a member of the Chinese National Children’s Swimming Team. Later, he was expelled from the Chinese National Children’s Swimming Team. 2: What is expulsion? That is retirement.

1: I have retired, but I still swim frequently in my spare time. 2: Oh

1: I was in Beijing last month. I couldn’t go to the swimming pool, so I had to go to the river. . When can we cross the Yangtze River, it will be beautiful and happy. 2: Yes

1: Well, stand on the moat of Yongding Gate and the bridge. Stand still and take off your clothes. 2: You are so blind.

1: Preparatory activities 2: Huo

1: Alas alas (stretching arms and legs) 2: OK, OK, I’m afraid people can’t see clearly

1 : After finishing the preparatory activities, I jumped high with my head down and my feet up. I heard a splash and fell into the water wonderfully. The people watching nearby cheered in unison. 2: Huo

1: Twenty-five minutes later, six policemen came, fished Mr. Wang out, covered him with a white sheet, and took a three-wheeler away. 2: Drowned?

1: Good at swimming 2: Not that good

1: Everyone has their own strengths and differences 2: Yes

1: Liu Yi’s Uncle, it’s easy to write 2. Writing 1: Yes, it’s easy to write, brush calligraphy, fountain pen calligraphy, easy to write 2: Practice

1; But it’s not writing at home, it’s writing outside. . In the public toilet, write that and look up, and then look up again. . 2: The co-author was written by my uncle

1: Yes, you two are easy to separate; not so easy to separate

1: Your aunt is good at singing 2; Hey, yes, 1: The sound system at home is better than that in a karaoke hall, 2; I’m particular about it

1: It’s better than the Pearl of the Orient, and it’s easy to sing. Of course, the quality of the singing is aside, it’s easy to sing. . 2: Like

1: As long as his aunt sings, his uncle will go to the balcony to smoke. . 2; Why is this?

1: Your aunt is also wondering why you go to the balcony to smoke when I sing. . 2; Well

1; I let the neighbors know that I didn’t hit you 2; Well, that’s too ugly, I said

1: Alas, everyone has their own hobbies , I have summarized the hobbies of Chinese people, there are four points: 2; Which four points

1: Drinking, sex, wealth, right? 2: Isn’t it

1: You must not do these four things Dip. . You are in trouble 2: You have to be careful about this

1; You must not get involved in this, you must not go too far 2: Oh, this, you can’t get involved at all

1; Absolutely not If you get it, your life will go a little awry. . 2: Sir, no, no, no, it doesn’t matter, have you ever heard these sentences?

1; Which sentences? 2 There is no banquet without wine, there are few people on the colorless road, who is without talent? If you are willing to get up early, you will be bullied if you are not energetic

1: What do you mean? Don’t understand? 2 Let’s put it this way, it would be meaningless for us brothers to sit together without wine

1: This is called a banquet without wine 2: There must be wine

1: Then The colorless road is sparsely populated 2: Let me tell you this, I am personally a sexist. hehe. .

1: Why are you so shameless? 2: What does it mean to be shameless? Anyway, color is a good thing, and people cannot live without color.

1: Oh oh oh, then this person who has no money refuses to get up early? 2: You go to perform in various places, and I don’t give you a penny or travel expenses. Are you going?

1: I’m crazy. 2: So, no one is willing to get up early if they don’t have money. . .

1: What about being bullied because of your lack of temper? 2: As a human being, you have to have a temper and a strong temper. Have you seen me? I have a bad temper. If I didn’t have such a bad temper, I would Will I be able to endure these 80 beatings when I grow up? You think about this. .

1: Okay, no shame, 2: What’s wrong

1: I’ll call you back at 80. This is not enough. Aren’t you very angry? 2 The one who hit me is more tempered than me. .

1; I don’t deny what you said, but it’s not completely correct. I said you can’t touch these things. A little bit is fine, but not too much. If it’s too much, it will be troublesome. . 2 Really? 1: Can’t be fascinated. . Take this wine for example 2: Yes

1: Drink some white wine in winter to promote blood circulation, drink some cold beer in summer to cool down, and drink some rice wine in the south, which is good for your appetite.

2: Right 1: But you can’t take this personally, it will be troublesome. There is an old man in the background who likes to drink. He drinks half a catty first in the morning, and then drinks another half catty after making a candy bar at noon. Boom Boom boom. 2: A lot of alcohol. 1: A bottle of white wine before going to bed at night, dong dong dong. .

I went to the toilet at night and picked up a bottle of liquor, boom boom boom. 2: Okay. 1: This person is dead. The smell is the same as that of distiller's lees 2: Look at it 1: They all stink. . . This must not be overdone. . . 2: That’s true. .

1: Liu Yi’s father likes to drink. He often drinks too much. He is not a big drinker, only one or two beers. 2: One or two beers, I say.

1: Just dip chopsticks into the liquor. . I often drink too much, and I drank too much that day. . I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half. .

2: It’s outrageous. 1: Isn’t this just cured? . I often get drunk. Fortunately, there are sensible people in charge of your family. 2: Who?

1: Your mother. 2 My mother. 1. When I come back after drinking too much, I grab my neck and collar and slap it. . . 2: Okay

1: Drink, I won’t let you in if you drink too much. Stand at the door. What should I do? Your father is worried and won't let you in.

Hurry up and discuss with your friends, come to me, brother, let me tell you, 2: Ouch, just wait a moment 1: He won’t let me drink, I’m so anxious, 2 Stop talking , my dad calls you brother. . . 1: Oh, wrong, wrong. Brother, let me tell you, he won’t let me drink. 2: Okay, okay, what a mess. . My father calls you big brother and I am no longer qualified. .

1: Call me by my name 2: Call me by name 1: Cao Yunjin, what, your sister-in-law won’t let me drink, 2: Stop it, stop it, why is my dad still your eldest brother? 1: I can't understand this life 2: Stop being so impatient

1: You drink too, why doesn't your wife care about you? I said you are stupid, stupid, husband and wife are like springs, let's see if you are strong or not 2: 1: You see, I drank too much. When I came home, I fooled around. I stood at the door, I walked around and knocked on the door. I kicked the door, and when the door opened, I took off my shirt, sham. Throwing it in, my wife was immediately stunned. Come in quickly in the cold weather, don't freeze, don't embarrass yourself outside. . I sat on the sofa in the house, fetched water, warmed my feet with hot water, and made tea. The hot tea was brought to sober up, and it disappeared the next day. 2: He was really in charge. 1: Your father was really obedient. He drank too much that day. There were banging bangs on the door and kicking on the door, not to mention that they actually opened it. Your dad, please take off your clothes. Let’s all take off our shirts. 2. What about my dad? 1: He’s taken them all off. 2: They’ve all taken them off. These things are all taken off. 1 Your dad took off all these clothes and made a big ball. Go ahead and throw it in at once. As soon as he threw it in, the door closed again.

2; Alas 1: There was a woman talking inside 2: What did you say 1 Next stop, Binjiang Road

2: Bus *** car 1: They arrested me, what is that called streaking, I I don’t understand 2; Okay, no one else talks like this

1: Do you think there are any benefits to drinking? 2: It’s not good to drink like this

1: And there’s this color (shai), you can’t touch this color. 2: Who said you can’t touch it? You are wrong. I tell you this color is a good thing. Without it, there would be no life in the world. This is a good thing.

1: What the heck has become, look at you, you are so shameless, the word sex is like a knife to your head, you must not touch it, it will be bad luck, legitimate male and female friends should have a relationship, but when you go out, every day Taking a bath in the shampoo room is not a good thing, it will affect your life, and it absolutely shouldn't be 2: Oh

1; In the old society, no one would care about this. Let's talk about Liu Yi's grandfather. At that time Just lustful 2: Just wait a moment, why are you talking about my grandpa? Come on, my dad, my mom, my uncle, my aunt. Our family has recruited you. . Why are you talking about my grandpa? This time I am talking about your grandpa. . Saying your grandpa is horny

1: Okay, ok, don’t be angry, my grandpa is horny. 2: Hey

1: When my grandpa was in the old society, then,,,,, no, you can’t talk about my grandpa. My grandpa wouldn’t be happy to talk about my grandpa. Nonsense, I wouldn’t even talk about my grandpa. Happy

1: No, everyone likes to hear about your grandfather. 2: Who likes to hear this stuff?

1: To put it simply, his grandfather married a concubine who has no house. Grandma is the righteous one, leaving 2345 as my concubine. . Including Liu Yi, her father was born by the eldest grandma, 2: That’s right

1: Where’s the mother, the second grandma gave birth to her 2; This is wrong, what’s wrong with my father and my mother’s brothers

1: We are close. Good bloodline 2; no one like this, my mother was not our family before

1: Oh, I don’t know, but the old man also sleeps in this room today and that room tomorrow. He is in his forties. My head is gray and my hair is gray, so I will sleep in Grandma's room today. Grandma is older and hopes that the old man will be a good match for her. She will secretly pluck out her black hair and sleep in Grandma's room the next day. 5 Grandma is young, just pluck out these white hairs. If you look again in half a month, she will have no hair. 2: Big bald man

1: Do you think there are benefits to being lustful? 2; This is not okay