Cold jokes + brain teasers

1. When a bean falls, only you can encourage it. Why? -----Chocolate Beans (Pig Encouragement Beans) 1 Who is the King of Beasts? ●Zoo Director

2 What kind of person will appear after death? ●People in the movie

3 What kind of hats should not be worn? ●Nut

4 What books can’t be bought in the bookstore? ●Suicide note

5 What does the elephant’s left ear look like? ●Right ear

6 What water can never be used up? ●Tears

7 What has five heads, but don’t people think it’s weird? ●Hands, feet

8 A family member asked the doctor about the patient’s condition. The doctor only raised 5 fingers, and the family member cried. What’s the reason? ●Three long and two short

9 Put a chicken and a goose on an iceberg at the same time. Why does the chicken die but not the goose? ●A goose is a penguin

10 Which English letters do people like to hear and are listened to by the most people? ●CD

11 What is the secret of longevity? ●Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing

12 The more angry something becomes, the bigger it becomes? ●Tempers

13 What is the flower that blooms all year round? ●Plastic Flower

14 Why does Chang'e like to live on the moon? ●Chang moth likes to eat rabbit meat

15 Where is the narrowest road? ●Enemies often meet on a narrow road

16 What is the name of farting before death? ●The perfect sound

17 When someone knocks on the door, you will never say please come in? ●In the toilet

18 What is the smallest island in the world? ●Safety Island on the Road

19 When the earth explodes, which place is the safest? ●Hell

20 A group of henpecked men were gathering together to discuss how to regain their manhood. Suddenly they heard that their wives were coming. Everyone ran away, but one person did not run away. Why? ●I fainted from fear

21 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ●The character is Ping

22 What character is used all over the world? ●Arabic numerals

23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why? ●Because they have a mother-son relationship

24 Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ●Grandpa, father and son

25 Why can’t eggs be broken with a hammer? ●Of course the hammer won't break

26 A man was being chased by a tiger. Suddenly there was a big river in front of him. He couldn't swim, but he passed by. Why? ●Fainted

27 The world boxing champion is easily knocked down by what? ●Sleepy

28 There is an idiom with one or four characters for a lady who has been divorced several times? ●Forefather (gong) exhausted his energy (abandoned)

29 What is the worst thing for a person who stutters? ●Making long-distance calls

30 What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World? ●Step on the other foot

31 Is "Kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? ●Conjunctions

32 After the heart transplant operation failed, the doctor asked the patient who was about to expire what he wanted to say last. What do you think he would say? ●Actually, you don’t understand my heart

33 Why do men have to fistfight when they drink together? ●If you don’t eat the toast, you will be punished with a drink

34 If 8 is divided into two halves, what is the number? ●0

35 When will the sun rise from the west? ●When swearing

36 There is a newborn baby. There are two children born in the same year, same month and same day as him, and they were born to the same parents, but they are not twins. Is this possible? ●Maybe, they are triplets

37 What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? ●Open your eyes

38 A new hospital has opened in the city, with advanced equipment and considerate services.

But the strange thing is: not a single patient is admitted here. Why is this? ● This is a veterinary hospital

39 In winter, how can we turn ice into water immediately without heating? ●Remove two points from the ice

40 A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking on its path without even looking at this? A mouse? ●A blind cat encounters a dead mouse

41 Why does the peacock fly to the southeast instead of the northwest? ●Because there is a high wall in the northwest

42 A truck driver and a motorcyclist collided. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ●The truck driver was not driving at the time

43 Xiao Ming’s mother has three sons. The eldest only son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? ●Of course my name is Xiao Ming

44 There was a young man who wanted to cross a river to do something; however, there was no boat or bridge in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and he swam to the other side in just an hour. That afternoon, the width and flow rate of the river had not changed. More importantly, his swimming speed had not changed either, but it took him two It took half an hour to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it was? ●Two and a half hours add up to one hour

45 There was a large ship on the sea. Its original capacity was 60 people. As a result, when the 59th person was on board, it sank. Into the sea! Why is this (there are no pregnant or overweight people on board; there are no heavy objects on board)? ●Don’t be nervous, it’s a submarine

46 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know? ● The soles of the shoes are broken

47 There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or look in the mirror. Ask them if they can see each other. Face? ●Of course, they are standing face to face

48 What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten? ●I got “0” in the exam

49 Which one is more painful when hit on the head with coconut or watermelon? ●My head hurts

50 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ●Confucius’ son is on the left. Mencius’ disciples are above

51 What can I borrow without paying it back? ●Borrow light

52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Conductor

53 What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? ●Angle

54 What will increase by half when it is inverted? ●6

55 It will be destroyed just by calling its name. What is it? ●Silence

56 What often comes but never really comes? ●Tomorrow

57 Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand any foreign language. He was not deaf-mute, but he seemed to be in his own way. The country has never felt any inconvenience. Why? ●Xiao Wang is a baby

58 How can I write red letters with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"

59 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? ●Spare tire

60 There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? ●Sink to the bottom of the river

61 Under what circumstances do people become smokey? ●Cremation

62 Vixens are best at bewitching men, so what kind of “spirits” can bewitch both men and women? ● Alcohol

63 Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chickens lay eggs

64 Why do two tigers fight to the death? ●No one dared to break up the fight

65 Mr. Lin received an artificial heart after major surgery. After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why was this? ●I don’t really love her

66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people can’t do it together.

What is this doing? ●Dreaming

67 Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? Why? ●Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs

68 When you come home in the middle of the night, you realize that you forgot to bring the key and no one else is at home, then your biggest wish What is it? ● The door was forgotten

69 What are the benefits of having black hair? ●Not afraid of tanning

70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? ●Go to heaven and get a seat

71 The manager can’t cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it? ●Fired

72 What kind of wine should you not drink? ●Iodine

73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to humans? ●As long as you don’t drink it

74 What can you hit without any effort? ●Doze

75 There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it know it, but only people who use it don’t know it. What is it? ●Coffin

76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? ●Bound volume

77 What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows

78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, then backs up and turns right. Where is the cow's tail facing? ●Chao Di

79 "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "nurture"? ●The day after tomorrow

80 What are the main causes of divorce? ●Marriage

81 9 oranges are divided among 13 children. How to divide them fairly? ●Squeeze it into juice

82 How to put a pencil on the ground so that no one can step over it? ●Put it next to the wall

83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ●She can’t sit

84 Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ●Trees don’t jump

85 Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? ●Earth

86 What do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after getting married because she is afraid of losing her figure? ●Peerless Beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ●Afraid of eating one's own fingers

88 Who never dares to take a bath● Clay figurine

89 Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? ●Nan "Wu" Amitabha

90 Is it not illegal to steal anything? ●Laughing

91 Do you know where modern scientists are generally born? ●In the hospital

92Why do wild geese fly south? ●Because it’s too slow to walk with your feet

93 You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten? ●Fool

94 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? ●The last child took the basin away with him

95 Lao Wang shaved forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason? ●Lao Wang is a barber

96 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? ●This is the wrong word

97 What kind of car is difficult to move? ●Windmill

98 Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why ●Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

99 How many sides does a box have? ●Two sides. Inside and outside

100 Which month has twenty-eight days? ●There are 28 days in every month

Fighting is super hard!