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Beautiful poems about pigs
Author: Modern Luo
Who's in the way with a big belly? God is idle and will gain weight.
It is difficult to travel far when eating spicy food, but it can fly with the wind when it rains.
Always travel around the world happily, without worries.
No one can compare with resigning. It's silly.
2. ode to pork
Author: Shi
Washing the pot, no water, no firewood.
Don't rush him when he is ripe, he will be beautiful when the heat is enough.
Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt.
If you refuse to eat, the poor can't cook.
Get up in the morning and play two bowls, which are full, so don't worry at all.
Translation:
Wash the pot, drain a little water, burn firewood to contain the fire, and simmer with a virtual fire that does not emit flames. Don't rush it when it matures. If you have enough calories, it will be delicious naturally.
Huangzhou has such good pork, and the price is as cheap as dirt; Rich people refuse to eat and poor people can't cook. I get up in the morning to make two bowls. Never mind that I'm full.
3. Pigs
Author: Modern Feng Wei
Pigs,
Carefree,
A brief enjoyment,
But I gave everything.
4. "Say pig in the Year of the Pig"
Author: Modern Liang Ping
In the year of the pig, the pig is blessed and the new house has a high style.
Don't laugh at the pig's stupidity, the attic is the happiest.
5. pigs
Author: modern Chen Guoyu
Do not argue with the secular, honest and frank Wujin is a lucky star.
Fat head and big ears show sincerity, stupid head is cute;
A tapir is the family name in the room, and a pig is unknown among livestock.
Look at the Buddhist scriptures: exorcism has a canopy.
2. Sentences describing pigs. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.
2, the pig is delicious, but I'm too lazy to be surprised. Sleep every day when you are full, eat when you wake up, and sometimes pigs fight for food.
3, the pig is delicious, but it's too lazy to be surprised. Sleep every day when you are full and eat when you wake up. Sometimes several pigs will fight for food.
The pig is our friend, and we should love it. It is not as ruthless as a snake, nor as fierce as a tiger. Itself-honesty, integrity and innocence.
When this pig eats food, his ears are like a big fan, his head is twitching and his eyes are firmly fixed on the food.
6. The pig is black and bright, with a long mouth, a round belly and a flapping tail.
When this pig eats, its ears are fanned like a big fan, its head is dried, and its eyes are fixed on the food.
8. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.
9. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more sissy, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.
10, a group of piglets happily ran to the pig trough, arched and lifted, and rushed to fly around my house for pig food. The old sow has a long mouth, long hairy ears and a heavy belly. She walks unsteadily and whines all the time.
1 1. All relationships that do not aim at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships that aim at marriage are upper-class hooligans.
12, one day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. Altman raised his hand and the teacher hung up.
13. As soon as the food was poured into the trough, two pigs scrambled to eat it. They are pushed around, and two heavy bodies push each other around. Although the body was crowded, my mouth didn't leave the trough for half a minute and I ate greedily.
14, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.
15, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
16, at the kindergarten party, the little basin friend who announced the curtain call said loudly: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings". ...
17, in the pigsty next to it, a group of birds with white hair and red skin are jumping around the old sow, shouting,' It's so annoying.
18, the pig symbolizes preciousness and brings me wealth. Pigs symbolize good luck and take me far away. Pigs symbolize simplicity and bring people beauty. Sentences describing pigs
19, others say that pigs are stupid, but I think it is hateful. It is as naive as a child, as hateful and as beautiful.
20. This big fat pig has a round ass and a big belly. Because the fat is moderate, you should walk slowly, as if the shelf is very big.
2 1, I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.
22. These little pigs have long big ears. When they run, their long ears swing up and down. Their bodies are round, showing red and tender meat through shallow white hair.
23. It has big ears like a fan and eyes like two black gems. Its nose is always high, its mouth is big, its tail is short, and it walks vacantly.
24. These cows are black and white, as if wearing cotton-padded jackets.
25. After eating, the pig obediently walked into the circle, lay down diligently, and kept humming twice, looking satisfied.
26. I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes. I don't know whether you want to make a fool of yourself or not.
27. Before disfiguring a woman, I spilled a bottle of makeup remover on her face. To disfigure a woman now is to uninstall Meitu Xiu Xiu from her mobile phone while she is not looking.
28. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.
29. The pig really looks like an ignorant child. It sleeps after eating, eats after sleeping, and wags its tail, but I just love its pure heart.
30, the pig is thick and thick, which is one of the guarantees for rural people to support their families. However, even pigs attracted me deeply.
3 1, a school teacher collected slogans to protect flowers and plants, and a classmate blurted out: step on my head today and plant it on your grave tomorrow.
32. After eating, the pig obediently walked into the pen, lying lazily, humming twice from time to time, looking satisfied. This horse, with black hair and red hair, is shiny and shiny, as if it had just jumped out of the oil tank.
33. This big fat pig has a round ass and a big belly. Because of too much fat, it has to walk slowly, like a big boss.
34. Ah, there are so many pigs! This smooth, chubby pig shakes its head and is very interesting; A fat sow with big ears is holding a chubby belly.
35. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.
There are so many pigs in the pig farm. They are big, small, black, white and flowered. Some are eating, some are sleeping, and some are chasing and fighting. It's really dazzling
3. Poems praising pigs include ancient poems about pigs.
1. autumn words
Year: Song Author: Lu You
In August, the summer heat recedes, a cool breeze rises, and rice is being sown in the rice fields.
When the ears are more than three times full, the axle collapses.
All the year round, the county town is full of troubles, and there is no official line on the road.
The countryside is full of songs and dances, and pigs and sheep are cooked in the stove.
2. Memories of Time Past
Year: Song Author: Lu You
Recalling the past, the river drifted south, and the stern of the sunset held every title.
Looking for a high temple in Nanyin, plum blossoms stay strict.
Xiakou cooks pigs in the Dragon Temple, and the sand head cuts drums and hangs sails.
What's the point of recalling the past? Only the shirt is still covered with dust.
3. In the mountains
Year: Song Author:
The old man at the silent gate has no car and can live in seclusion in deep clothes.
Flowers can be like red and white brocade, and mountains are not as good as green paintings.
Crane bone politics should start with dogs and horses. Young Sun Shu can't tell dragons from pigs.
4. Ode to Poetry 102.
Year: Song Author: Shi Shaotan
This Yi Deng is very powerful.
It's hard to propose without a trace.
Three sages and ten saints are blind, and mustard seeds, dogs and mud pigs are bright.
Everyone blows out darkness, but the Buddha is at your feet.
5. Thirty-one ancient carols
Year: Song Author: Shi Xie
The moon is full of sorrow, and the iron surrounds the mountains.
A pig's head is like a nose, and a squid's cheek.
The stone man clapped his hands and laughed, and Hanshan picked it up on the rooftop.
4. What are the poems praising pigs? 1. I didn't know there was a pig dragon under the spring, lying on my pillow and stepping on the Yin axis. -Song: Su Shi's "Two Rhymes Shu Qi Snow Fog Pig Spring"
Interpretation: I don't know that there are dragon pigs under the spring. I sat on the crane that Raytheon sat on when it rained and began to search.
2. Even if there are good children and grandchildren, there is no difference between dogs and pigs. -Yuan Dynasty: Wang Mian's Jizhou Road.
Interpretation: Even if you have good children and grandchildren, you just live a life worse than pigs and dogs.
3. My parents heard the woman coming, so I went out to help Guo. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she had to cut her red makeup. When I heard my sister coming, I sharpened my knife at pigs and sheep. -Southern and Northern Dynasties: Anonymous Mulan Ci
Interpretation: When parents heard that their daughter was back, they helped each other to meet her outside the city. When my sister heard that she was back, she dressed up in front of the door. My brother heard that my sister came back and was busy sharpening the knife and killing pigs and sheep.
4. Try to stir the beard with pig hair, but it still won't move. The boy smiled again. Repeatedly provoked, the bug was furious and went straight to it, so he hit each other and cheered. -Qing Dynasty: Pu Songling's "Promoting Weaving"
Interpretation: I tried to fiddle with the tentacles of cricket with a pig, but cricket still didn't move, and the boy smiled again. After teasing it several times, the little cricket suddenly became furious and rushed forward, so they fought with each other, got up and lifted their feet, sumo wrestled, flapped their wings and barked.
5, pigs eat dead human flesh, people eat dead pig intestines. Pigs don't think people stink, but people dislike pigs. -Tang Dynasty: 303 Hanshan poems
Interpretation: pigs eat the meat of the dead, and people eat the intestines of dead pigs. It's not that pigs don't like the taste of human flesh, but that people praise the smell of pork.
5. What are the poems praising pigs? 1. I didn't know there was a pig dragon under the spring, lying on my pillow and stepping on the Yin axis.
-Song: Interpretation of Su Shi's "Er Yun Shu Qi Snow Fog Pig Spring": I don't know that there is a dragon pig under the spring. When it rains, I sit on the crane that Raytheon rides and start looking for it. 2. Even if there are good children and grandchildren, there is no difference between dogs and pigs.
-Yuan Dynasty: Interpretation of Wang Mian's Jizhou Daozhong: Even if there are good children and grandchildren, they just live a worse life than pigs and dogs. 3. My parents heard the woman coming, so I went out to help Guo. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she had to cut her red makeup. When I heard my sister coming, I sharpened my knife at pigs and sheep.
—— Southern and Northern Dynasties: Interpretation of the Anonymous Mulan Ci: Parents heard that their daughters came back and helped each other to meet outside the city; When my sister heard that she was back, she dressed up in front of the door. My brother heard that my sister came back and was busy sharpening the knife and killing pigs and sheep. 4. Try to stir the beard with pig hair, but it still won't move.
The boy smiled again. Repeatedly provoked, the bug was furious and went straight to it, so he hit each other and cheered.
-Qing: Interpretation of Pu Songling's "Promoting Weaving": A pig tried to fiddle with the tentacles of cricket, but cricket still did not move, and the boy smiled again. After teasing it several times, the little cricket suddenly became furious and rushed forward, so they fought with each other, got up and lifted their feet, sumo wrestled, flapped their wings and barked.
5, pigs eat dead human flesh, people eat dead pig intestines. Pigs don't think people stink, but people dislike pigs.
-Tang Dynasty: Interpretation of Hanshan's Poems 330: Pigs eat the meat of dead pigs, and people eat the intestines of dead pigs. It's not that pigs don't like the taste of human flesh, but that people praise the smell of pork.
6. What are the beautiful sentences in the three little pigs' textbooks? Since the last plot to eat three little pigs failed, the wolf is very unwilling. Every day, he racked his brains to think: how can I make three little fat pigs cook a good meal and eat a good meal?
One day, the wolf was walking in the forest and heard small animals chatting. Little Nutbrown hare said, "The day after tomorrow, piggy's birthday is coming. What gift should we give him? " The little monkey scratched his head and said, "Yes, I have to go home and get ready." Fox rolled his eyes and said, "I'm going back to prepare, too." When the wolf heard this, it was a good opportunity, and his mouth turned up: "Hey, hey! I have to go home and get ready. "
On this day, the sun is shining, and the three little pigs get up early. To celebrate Porky Pig's third birthday, Big Brother and Second Brother cleaned the room and dressed up beautifully. Just after the arrangement, I heard a little rabbit, a little monkey and a little fox talking and laughing at the door. One by one, they say Happy Birthday to Porky Pig! Many good friends are here, including a very special big gray dog. It turned out to be a wolf. He put on a little greyhound costume and sneaked into the birthday party. If you don't look carefully, you can't see that this is a wolf.
The birthday party began, and the lark sang the song "Happy Birthday to you", which was beautiful and echoed over the forest. All the small animals sang and danced heartily, even the wolf was immersed in happiness.
The birthday party was over and all the animals left it. There are only wolves left. He looked around. Brother Pig thought the big gray dog was drunk, so they asked him to stay. The wolf thought, I'll pretend to be drunk and wait for an opportunity to eat you. Thinking of this, the wolf smiled proudly. His behavior was seen through by the careful old pig, and he told his two brothers what he had found without hesitation. Brother pig thought about the countermeasures and handed the wolf a cup of boiled water. Because the wolf wore a layer of big gray dog's clothes and couldn't feel the temperature of the water, he picked up the cup and drank it. "Wow, wow, it's hot!" When the wolf was in a hurry, the pig boss peeled off the wolf's outer packaging. God, this is not a wolf, but a cunning wolf! Before the wolf could react, the clever old pig hit the wolf on the head with a stick.
The wolf on fire howled in pain, his face covered with blood, and he escaped from the door with his head in his hands and his tail between his legs, and kept shouting, "I will come back again!" " "Brother Pig cheered and said," We are waiting for you. "
7. Pronunciation of ancient poems about pigs.
Basic definition: Pork, also known as dolphin meat, is the meat of one of the main domestic animals-pigs. Its taste is sweet and salty, and it is rich in protein and nutrients such as fat, carbohydrate, calcium, iron and phosphorus.
Pork is the main non-staple food in daily life, which has the functions of tonifying deficiency, strengthening body, nourishing yin and moistening dryness, strengthening muscles and caring skin. Anyone who suffers from physical weakness after illness, postpartum blood deficiency and yellow complexion can be used as a nourishing product.
Pork, as one of the important animal foods on the table, is especially delicious when cooked because of its soft fiber, less connective tissue and more intramuscular fat in muscle tissue. 1 The ancient poems about "pork" are: Su Shi's "Ode to Pork" is a clean pot, with little water and no firewood.
Don't rush him when he is ripe, he will be beautiful when the heat is enough. Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt.
Noble people refuse to eat, and poor people don't know how to cook. Get up in the morning and play two bowls, which are full, so don't worry at all.
Meaning: Clean the pot, put some water in it and cook it slowly with slow fire. Don't worry, you must wait for enough time. When it is cooked, it will be delicious. Pork in Huangzhou is delicious and cheap.
Rich people don't want to eat pork, and poor people don't know how to make it delicious. I get up and eat two bowls every morning. I am so full and delicious. I am satisfied with my food. Leave me alone.
2 "Traveling to Shanxi Village" Lu You Xiao Mo's farmhouse is full of wine, leaving enough chickens and dolphins in good years. There is no way to go because of the winding water flow in the mountains, and a mountain village suddenly appears in the willow-green flower bay.
The day of playing flute and drums is approaching, and the villagers are still dressed simply. In the future, if you can go out in the moonlight, I will knock on your door at any time with my cane.
Meaning: Don't laugh at the muddy wine brewed in the twelfth lunar month. There are many dishes for guests to enjoy on Fengshou Island. The mountains overlap and the water twists and turns. I'm afraid there is no way out. Suddenly, a mountain village appeared in front of me.
The day of playing flute and drum in the Spring Festival Club is coming. The villagers are dressed simply and still retain the ancient customs. In the future, if I can go out for a walk in the bright moonlight, I will definitely knock on your door at any time with a cane.
8. Write an article about pigs, or a poem. This poem is a fresh sketch. Everything is so beautiful, so soft and so affectionate. Every sentence is poetic, showing beautiful early summer scenery, natural and simple, touching. This poem describes a spring, a trickle, a pool of trees, a few small lotus leaves and a small dragonfly, which constitutes a vivid landscape of a small pool and shows the intimate and harmonious relationship between all things in nature. At the beginning, the words "spring is silent and cherishes a trickle, and the shade shines on the water and loves softness" bring readers into a small, delicate, soft and pleasant realm, and a trickle flows out of the spring silently; In the sunset, Chi Pan's green trees throw the shade into the water, and the light and shadow are mottled and clearly visible. A word "pity" turns ruthlessness into sentience, as if spring is letting it flow silently and slowly because of the pity of love; A word "love" gives life to the green tree. It seems to like the soft sunshine and shows its charm with water as a mirror. In three or four sentences, the poet, like a clever photographer, took an interesting shot with a quick mirror: "Xiao He just showed his sharp corner, and a dragonfly stood on it a long time ago." The time sequence has not yet reached midsummer, and the lotus leaf has just exposed a sharp corner from the water, and a small dragonfly is standing on it. A "talent show" and an "early stand" are taken care of, vividly depicting the scene of dragonflies and lotus leaves leaning against each other. Yang Wanli advocates learning from nature when writing poems. He has a keen interest in natural scenery. He often uses fresh and lively style and plain language to describe the ordinary scenery he sees every day. He is especially good at capturing the characteristics and fleeting changes of scenery and forming interesting pictures, so his poems are full of rich life breath. The silence of spring eyes is to cherish the long flowing water, and the shade of trees reflects the water because it likes the gentleness of sunny days. Just as the little tender lotus leaves its tightly wrapped tip, the lovely dragonfly comes to stand on it early. Appreciation of Famous Sentences-"Xiao He just showed his sharp corner, and the dragonfly had already stood on his head." This poem expresses the author's love for life. Through the description of spring water, shade, lotus flowers and dragonflies in a small pool, we can draw a simple, natural, vivid and full of infinite vitality: the spring water oozes silently, as if cherishing the crystal spring water; Green trees like to blend their shadows into the pool water in the soft sunshine atmosphere; The delicate lotus leaf has just exposed the sharp leaves out of the water, and the naughty dragonfly has already stood lightly on it. The whole poem focuses on the "small" place and vividly depicts the vivid new scene of the pond full of vitality and movement in early summer. Now it is used to describe the budding couple, because the small buds of lotus flowers are so small in the whole pond, but dragonflies have stayed on them. Sharp horns can be regarded as new things or even new young people, and dragonflies appreciate their roles. Lotus leaf, unexpanded lotus leaf Xiao He only shows sharp corners, and dragonflies have already stood on it. Song Yang Wanli's "Little Pool" [Modern Translation] Only a small lotus leaf shows its sharp corner, and a dragonfly has already stopped on it. [Appreciation] The whole poem "Xiaochi" is dedicated to the word "Xiao". Poetry needs to have a different theme from that just now, and some major themes should be written with magnificent realm and momentum; Some subjects are very small, just a detail in life, but they can write about love and fun. Therefore, Wang Guowei said: "There are big and small realms, and the pros and cons are not divided into right and wrong." ("Words on Earth")
Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.
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