Humorous poems of retirement speeches

The most humorous retirement message poem, life comes and goes. Sometimes, after being busy for most of my life, I can finally relax and enjoy my time. At this time, I have to say goodbye to my colleagues. It's best to send warm wishes to both sides. Let's look at the most humorous retirement message poem.

The most humorous retirement speech poem 1 1, leader, we have been together for almost twenty years, living together day and night, in the same office. If you say you want to quit, you quit. You make my eyes shine. Don't forget that we have a lot of things to do next. You have retired, but we can't. Look at your appearance. You don't look 60 years old. I look like a man of 60 years old. We should change trains here. Take care of your health if you return it. That's why I came back. I'm smoking. Well, I wish you: there is a new field. You're liberated. Let's fight.

2. Laughter is the sister of beauty and the darling of artists; Laughter is a kind of therapy and a healthy friend. Let me send you a sweet smile during your recuperation.

Outdoor is the source of health and the secret of longevity. I hope you can exercise every day and live longer.

4. I sincerely wish the leaders a more colorful retirement life. I firmly believe that your retirement life will be better than when you are working.

May you, like that brook, take that high mountain peak as the starting point of your life, jump all the way, gallop all the way and bravely rush to the sea of life. ...

6. "12345": a center, all for health; Two basic points, a little smart and a little confused; Three forgetfulness, forgetting age, forgetting illness, and forgetting grievances; Fourth, there is an old nest (house), a wife, an old base (savings) and a group of old friends; Five elements: laugh, jump, be cute, chew and put down (shelf).

7. Ah, may you ride the wind and waves and sail to the other side of success when you fly high!

8. Miss Mei, I am glad to have the opportunity to do business with you for more than two years. You will always be a member of our propaganda department family. In fact, I want to say a lot, and the feeling I want to express most is that I am reluctant to part with you. Therefore, I hope you will come to see me as soon as you have time and see every member of our family. I also wish you happiness, health, happiness and happiness after retirement!

9. Health is the first wealth in life. -(America) Emerson

10, may my parting words be an umbrella, which can shelter you from the wind and rain and the scorching sun during your journey.

1 1. After Yu Wen was transferred to Shenzhen, he never forgot his family. Since I went to the theater, I have had closer ties. Moreover, he has deep feelings with the theater. His personality is that after we have the opportunity to return to Shanxi, or after we have the opportunity to perform in Shenzhen, including some things of Shanxi Theatre in Shenzhen, he still helps us to do something with enthusiasm and enthusiasm as when he was in the Theatre. This made my colleagues and I deeply thank him and appreciate him from the bottom of our hearts. We expect that although Comrade Mei Yuwen has retired, we expect him to be young and healthy forever, and we expect him to continue to develop this very tacit and very good relationship with his hometown and family, and to have closer contacts in the future. Finally, I wish our Comrade Yu Wen a happy, healthy and prosperous family!

12, congratulations. This time, I used congratulations. Why do you have more time and energy to do what you like after retirement? So I want to congratulate you. Laomei, we are still colleagues and friends. Let's continue to fight together!

13, smart people, do things tomorrow today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of an instant!

14. Finally, you have to leave and say that you are going to a far, far place to read a book about far, far away. I'm not surprised, because you should be surprised

15, gently say hello, let the greeting card turn the blessings in your heart into sunshine-like warmth and stay in your heart forever.

16, friends, we are going to separate for the time being; I won't say "treasure treasure" again. In this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

17. Beauty is wisdom and serenity. I wish you wisdom! May you progress!

18, spring is coming again. The messenger in green brings you a generation of long-lasting thoughts and deep blessings.

19, the gas is expensive and peaceful, and the feelings are expensive and indifferent.

20. Like other outdoor forms, brisk walking is an ideal "antidote" to treat emotional tension. -(USA) White

2 1, May a cordial greeting warm your heart and warm wishes accompany your life journey!

22. I used to think that peaches and plums are all over the world; Today, I left, and Yang Liu Yiyi. ()

I deeply understand how much time you spent and how many difficulties you overcame before you achieved immediate results. Please believe that I will always stand by your side with a smile during your hard work and hard work.

24. Although Cooper is scarred, new branches bloom every spring and become lush and full of green.

25, the heart is wide and calm, calm and worry-free, sometimes born, eat well, live long and live long.

26. We have to say goodbye gently with gratitude. Thank you for giving me that profound friendship.

27. May you sail a ship forged by faith and make white waves in the sea of expectation.

28. When you don't feel old, you won't be old! -Cao Yu

29. "It is best to find a companion book in your spare time. There is no need to sleep outside." I hope you can relax, enjoy reading, work and rest moderately and keep healthy.

30. When you feel depressed, please go back to my memory ―― there, deeply and in complex thoughts, your life that you could understand in the past will shine again before your eyes, emitting your own fragrance, still full of charm and strength of new green and spring!

The most humorous retirement message is 2 1. I will say an old saying there, which is a blessing and hope. That is "Sang Yu is late, but it is still full of sunshine". I sincerely wish Dao Mei a colorful and happy retirement!

2. I sincerely wish the leaders a more colorful retirement life. I believe your life after retirement will be better than when you were working.

I hope you can take this as a new starting point and open another creative door in your life. Here I wish you: "Niu" becomes "Kun", and you will succeed immediately! I wish you the best of health!

I don't know how many stars are fascinated by it, how can I erase this persistent attachment with a wave of my hand? Even if the future scenery is more beautiful and better, I can't put a smile on my face, even if it's hard to say goodbye when life says goodbye to common things.

5. "12345": a center, all for health; Two basic points, a little smart and a little confused; Three forgetfulness, forgetting age, forgetting illness, and forgetting grievances; Fourth, there is an old house, a wife, an old savings and a group of old friends; Five elements: laugh, jump, be smart, talk, and have no airs.

6. Congratulations. This time, I used congratulations. Why do you have more time and energy to do what you like after retirement? So I want to congratulate you. Laomei, we are still colleagues and friends. Let's continue to fight together!

The most humorous retirement message is 3 1. Missing turns my thoughts into good wishes and gives them to you in the distance ... I have finished reading the teacher's book that once gave me sunshine, rain and spring breeze, and completed the test. I really want to be with you in a successful day. I will never stop showing our friendship between teachers and students.

The chalk in your hand slowly turns into the dust of love all over the sky, and your original black hair is dyed white. On this special day, I want to offer a word: Teacher, you have worked hard!

Who has been repeating yesterday's story? Who is forging today's glory? Who is constantly cultivating the pillars of tomorrow? Teacher, you have worked hard!

Who scattered the rain and dew all over the earth? Who feeds the seedlings hard? It's you, teacher, you are a great gardener! You played the most wonderful music in my life! Teacher, did you hear that?

People will retire when they are old. Let's bless them and send them a retirement message!

6. Let joy smooth the wrinkles on your face, let health straighten your bent waist, let health accompany you all the way forward, and let care warm your heart forever. The teacher has been working hard for us all his life. May you always be young!

7. Peace, health and happiness in old age.

8. You are not an actor, but you attract our hungry eyes; You are not a singer, but let the clear spring of knowledge tinkle and sing charming songs; You are not a sculptor, but you are shaping the soul of young people ... Teacher, how can I forget you!

9. Dear gardener: Hello! You have achieved fruitful results with hard work, and peaches and plums are everywhere. I sincerely wish you a happy Teacher's Day!

10, on the journey of life, you lit the light of hope for me, enriched my soul and increased my wisdom. Thank you! The teacher wishes you health forever! Have fun! Happiness.

1 1, you gave me the true meaning of life as bright as gold. After years of polishing and washing, it has become clearer and clearer!

12, I wish all teachers good health, all the best, smooth work, happy every minute and happy every day!

13, spring rain, dyed the world green, but disappeared silently in the soil. Teacher, you are the spring rain that moistens our hearts, and we will always thank you.

If I can fly high, thank you for giving me powerful wings. In your eyes, I feel like a spring breeze.

15, what a big tree, green blessing. Teacher, with your green love, we grow. Go to the ends of the earth, we will always thank you for your green love!