Requesting a sketch script or drama about the *** Youth League, it must be related to the *** Youth League

We are all members of the Communist Youth League (comedy sketch)

Screenwriter: Chongyang

Character: Zhao Laoya - Zhao for short, male, 54 years old , a professional farmer raising ducks in rural areas

Teacher Li - referred to as Li, male, 54 years old, university professor and department chair

Zhao Xiaoe - referred to as Goose, female, 21 years old, college student , Zhao's daughter

Time: During the May 4th Youth Day

Location: Inside and outside the office of the dean of the School of Management of a university. There is a "May 4th" special bulletin outside, and there are three chairs and a table inside. Tea sets, telephones, etc.

[The curtain opens, Zhao backpack is in front, the goose is following behind, *** Youth League song music is the background, fading]

Zhao: Oops, there are *** everywhere *The atmosphere of the Youth League, colorful flags, slogans, broadcasts, wall posters...

Goose: (chasing behind) Dad, why did you run straight ahead? You are already in the office of our department director.

Zhao: Huh! I just want to see your teacher, go downstairs over there.

Goose: Stop! Over there is the toilet. I remind your dad that school is not your duck farm, please pay attention to your image.

Zhao: (self-righteous) The image is great! I would say that the university and my duck farm have the same thing.

Goose: Hey! (almost laughing) This is no match.

Zhao: Listen carefully, (jingle) the entrance of new students is like a little duck just entering the pond, the teacher's guidance is like feeding the duck to grow every day, and the graduation of students is like a duck that needs to be released to the market in eight and a half months. (Style)

Goose: So, you, the Duck King, are like our university president?

Zhao: Of course...it's not easy to compare. (Changing the topic) Xiao Goose, your dad and I are not well educated, so this time I can only help me to go with the flow, not to pluck out my hair. When you meet the teacher, you must be humble. Don't mention that I am a city model worker or a representative of the township people's congress. I can only be an ordinary parent to say hello to the teacher.

Goose: You said you want to ask the teacher to plan a duck farm plan?

Zhao: There are more important tasks. I want to find a feeling with contemporary young people.

Goose: What does it feel like?

Zhao: (satisfied) It feels like being a *** Youth League member.

Goose: You are so old, and you are still feeling the same?

Zhao: I am an old league member. To this day, I still remember the oath taken to join the League. If you don’t believe it, look, I volunteered to join the Communist Youth League of China...

[Li Chi’s handout folder]

Goose: Dad, you are awesome!

Li: Classmate Zhao Xiaoe, are you rehearsing a program, or...

Goose: (surprised) Hello, Teacher Li! Me, me and my dad are here. (Introducing to Zhao) This is our teacher, Professor Li, the head of the department.

Zhao: (steps forward to shake hands, nervously makes a mistake) Hello, Professor Li! I am the parent, no, her parent. I am her only daughter, no, she is my girl. My surname is also Zhao, and I am known as Zhao Lao Ya.

Li: (curiously) Zhao Lao Ya? welcome! Come sit in my office, please come in!

[Everyone enters the house]

Goose: (Explanation) Teacher Li, my dad is a professional duck farmer, a laborer in the city...,

Zhao: (Continues) Old people, (laughs dryly) Hey... I only raise 8,000 ducks, which is not worth mentioning.

[Xiao Ge made tea for the two of them and handed it to them]

Li: It’s not easy, there are more students than there are in my department, ha... Mr. Zhao, please sit down! Please have tea, Mr. Zhao...

Zhao: (uncomfortable) Call me Lao Zhao. Calling me husband makes my skin crawl all over. I am not qualified to be Professor Li's student.

Li: You can’t say that. Confucius said: When three people walk together, there must be one who is my teacher.

Zhao: Yes, (referring to the three people present) there are exactly three people. You are the teacher.

Goose: Dad, don’t understand blindly. When three people are together, there must be a teacher among my teachers. It refers to a person who has strengths worth learning. This is traditional culture.

Zhao: (Seriously) Traditionally, it is said that the king of heaven and earth is the master, and a teacher for one day is a father for life. Only by respecting the teacher can one make progress. If Professor Li is your teacher, he is like your father.

Li: This is an old saying, the real father is you!

Zhao: (speechless) I am not his father!

Li, Goose: (Shocked) Huh? ! You--

Zhao: (hurriedly explaining) I am her father, we both have double yolks, (self-mockery) Hey... Actually, we have a lot in common. For example, the duck farm needs to hire breeders, and the school needs to hire counselors; the duck farm hopes to lay more eggs, but the students are afraid of zero eggs in the test; the duck farm is only cost-effective to engage in "cramming", and the school teachers are afraid of filling the classroom with students, right? This is called raising ducks in one year and cultivating people in a hundred years!

Goose: (Correction) Dad, it takes ten years to grow trees and a hundred years to cultivate people. (To Li) Teacher Li, my dad always sticks to his profession and spends all day doing ducks, duck feathers, duck meat, duck eggs...

Li: Okay! If you do a job, you will love it and be good at it. Only when a dog chases a duck and croaks, ha... (observes Zhao and recalls) I feel like I have seen your dad somewhere. The name, the name is right, (to Zhao) the name you gave the little goose has a profound meaning!

Goose: What’s so meaningful? What he means is (jingle) that the gosling flies in the sky and the old duck chases it on the ground. Only when the gosling flies quickly can the old duck be happy.

Li: I understand, he means to make you turn into a swan like the ugly duckling in Andersen's fairy tale.

Zhao: Yes, Professor Li saw through my motives at once. He is really knowledgeable.

Li: Your wishes have come true. Xiao’e, you have been a good student every year. This year, you were awarded the title of “Excellent *** Youth League Member” by the Provincial Committee of the Communist Youth League. You are the pride of all youth members in the school. ah! It’s also your pride!

Zhao: I must not be proud! But this duck is paddling backwards if it doesn't advance. My little goose must keep working hard! ah! I remember that I was also a member of the league back then, and I want to test you.

Goose: (unexpectedly) Dad, what’s the matter with you? Are you looking for the feeling of being a member again?

Zhao: Don’t be distracted. Let me ask you first, times have changed, how is the mission of the *** Youth League members different? Please answer...

Li: (interested) Xiaoge, tell me! I want to hear it too.

Goose: OK, I think that although the times are changing, the Communist Youth League has always been the party's assistant, reserve army and youth vanguard. Of course, in war years, one can join the army; in peacetime, one should build the motherland and create a future. (Styling)

Zhao: OK! Dad asked you again, what is the difference between the two generations of league members when I was young and when you were young?

Goose: (Confidently) Of course there is a difference. You were serious about herding ducks when you were young, and I was serious about studying when I was young... (Correction) I think you were simple-minded and solid-minded at that time, but now we are complex-minded. , many ideas.

Zhao: (displeased) What? Are we simple-minded and solid-minded? That means we are dedicated to doing practical things and making contributions. What’s wrong with that? You kid is talking nonsense! (Step forward to "lesson")

Li: (blocking Zhao) Old Zhao, times are progressing and ideas are changing. At that time, we were indeed not as well-informed and free-thinking as they were. Therefore, we must also learn from young people who have knowledge, passion and personality. Otherwise, it will be useless.

Zhao: (Correcting Li) Professor Li is young and promising. Even at my age, I don’t accept being old. How can you say that I am old? !

Li: Lao Zhao, how old are you this year?

Zhao: I, Geng, remember well, May Fourth Youth Day, and I am actually fifty-four years old.

Li: I am also a May Fourth youth! We are peers.

Zhao: (unexpectedly) Those are duck paws paddling underwater, you can’t tell! I beg you to stay young and full of energy when you are with the young people; my rural area is full of beautiful scenery on the water, but smells like duck shit all year round. (Sniffing clothes) Normally I don’t need to introduce myself when I stand next to you.

Goose: Dad, look where you’ve gotten yourself into again, delaying Teacher Li’s work.

Zhao: (gets up) Let’s go! I have a connection with him. (Thinking of something) I haven’t mentioned any planning plan yet. Please tell me.

Goose: (Taking out a stack of paper from Zhao's bag) Teacher Li, my dad wants to make the duck farm bigger. He has written a plan and asks for your guidance. (To Zhao) Our teacher Li is a famous management expert.

Li: (reading from the manuscript) "On the Plan for Creating a Modern Duck-Raising Base", I wrote three pieces of paper... The author's signature - Zhao, Ai, Tuan, who are they?

Zhao: It is my name.

Li: (surprised) Ah! Oh! You, Mr. Zhao, turned out to be Zhao Aituan!

Zhao: Yes, (urgent question) What is Professor Li’s surname?

Li: My name is Li *** Qing!

[The two looked at each other for a moment]

Zhao: (excitedly) Li *** Qing—

Li: (excitedly) Zhao Aituan—

[The two stepped forward to hug]

Zhao Li: Brother, eldest brother...

Goose: (surprised) Dad, you and Teacher Li have already know?

Zhao Li: We are old friends!

Goose: Old friend?

Li: (Excitedly) More than 30 years ago, I jumped in the queue and was sent to your hometown, where I met your father.

Zhao: My name was Zhao Erdan at that time. (To Goose) The name given by your grandfather is really ugly.

Li: I think it’s okay to call Erdan a nickname, but a big name...

Zhao: So, I asked him to change it for me. I said, we are good friends now, your name is Li *** Qing, what a nice name, I also want to be a *** Youth League member.

Li: So I suggested that his name should be Zhao Aituan!

Goose: Really? What happened next?

Li: Later, we were together every day! Roasting sweet potatoes on the fire in winter,

Zhao: In summer, we swim naked...

Li: (Coughing to stop)

Zhao: It’s me who’s naked , he was wearing underpants - where did the underpants come from? Later, I finally joined the Youth League and became a glorious Communist Youth League member.

Goose: (Resolving confusion) I asked you why your names are so different. It turns out that you are a pair of old *** members of the Youth League. By the way, you two should be invited to participate in the special program "We are all members of the Communist Youth League" organized by the school TV station. You are definitely the best candidate.

Zhao: Xiaoe, what should I do if I participate?

Goose: It is best to tell true stories and express true feelings. The story of you and Teacher Li will definitely attract and encourage us young people.

Li: Yes. (To Zhao) I want to say that since we broke up, whether I am working in farming or going to college, or teaching and educating people today, the name *** Qing has always inspired me to make progress in life!

Zhao: We are two ducks in a nest. It can be described like this, (take out a notebook) Dear young friends, hello everyone, I am Zhao Aituan, "I joined the regiment when I was 18 years old, served as a soldier and worked as a farmer, and later became rich by raising ducks. I have never forgotten that I am a member of the regiment." Meeting you today is like a mouse loving rice. I will make up two sentences, "Thirty-five years of joyful reunion, and the spirit of the May Fourth Movement will be passed down from generation to generation." Thanks. (Styling)

Goose: My dad’s jingle poem would be great if it was featured on a TV special.

Li: He has always been talkative since he was a child. (Thinking of something) Hey, we’re going to the school TV station right away!

Goose: I’m going too! Let’s tell the stories of *** Youth League members together. This is your story, and it is also our story, because we are all members of the Communist Youth League.

Zhao Li: Great! Departure——

[The group song music sounds, the three people exit, and the lights are cut]