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Drink the strongest wine and love the person you love the most.

Drink the strongest wine and love the person you love the most. Funny sentence 1 1. At one end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

2. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

It's better to have a rotten hole in the stomach than a crack in the feelings.

4. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

5. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

6. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

7. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

8. People can't walk in the rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in the rivers and lakes without drinking too much.

9. The biggest pain-I don't get drunk when I drink, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.

10. Grassroots cadres don't drink, and there is no hope at all.

1 1. Wine is a magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

12. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be your favorite person.

13. You can drink two taels and five taels, so comrades should train!

14. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

15. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

16. Market economy competition, have a glass of wine quickly.

17. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

Drink the strongest wine and love the person you love the most. Funny sentence 2 18. All I have is wasting wine. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

19. Two cups a day, and if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

20. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

2 1. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

22. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

23. The masses are blind and the unit lacks funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

24. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

25. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

26. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

27. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

28. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

29. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

30. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

3 1. Ordinary people don't drink and have no happiness at all.

32. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

33. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

34. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. Blame yourself for asking for it, and I want to understand that you are uncomfortable.

Drink the strongest wine and love the person you love the most. 35. How bitter life is, the wine will choke, nine times out of ten.

36. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.

When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.

38. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

39. From now on, throw away the wine.

40. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

4 1. I won't float if the snowflake doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

42. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

43. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

44. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who sleeps on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

45. Drink the east wind and relax.

46. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

47. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink alcohol and have no clue.

48. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

49. How about two bites?

50. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

Girls' domineering and free-spirited personality: they have drunk the strongest wine and fucked their favorite people.

1. Don't be too happy when someone says they really love you. When you were young, you vowed to be a scientist.

2. Go wherever you can and get together.

Like me, you can attack, be painful, be cute and be fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy and unrestrained, and a proud girl deserves you.

4. Time tells us that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it is time to be sensible.

5. What is undivided attention? There is no choice, it is you; There is a choice, or you. If I choose you, I will never choose you again, forever.

No one can make me bow my head unless he kneels.

7. I'm a neat freak, and you happen to be rubbish.

8. In the face of those who are hard-mouthed, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

9. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

10, girl, you should have high heels and running shoes, drink tea and drink. There are brave friends and awesome opponents. I have deep feelings for everything in the past, but I never look back. Especially beautiful, especially calm, especially fierce, and especially gentle. Although the chicken soup is poisonous, I will cook it. Help yourself.

1 1, youth is capital, don't blame time and tide wait for no man.

12, don't get up when you fall, don't lie on the ground and wait for someone to step on you?

13, there is half truth and half falsehood in every joke.

14, judging a person's taste, you fall in love with him, if he is willing, it means that his taste is ok.

15, I envy you most, because you have my love, you can be so ignorant.

16. Love lies not in how many times I say I love you, but in how to prove what you say is true.

17, girl, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man and think like a dissatisfied housewife all day. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

18, the best time is in the self-study class, you are reading a book, I am watching you, the content is different, but the heart remains the same.

19, don't want to get bored with each other. My mouth is full of resentment. I like cleanliness. I just want you dead.

20. If you decide to give up, give up cleanly and don't drag your feet.

2 1, no one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how you toss and turn in the autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves.

22. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off.

23. Sit on the floor and travel 80,000 miles a day. I like that your days are longer than the Long March.

Let's just say that you are just a thirsty passerby, and I happened to give you a bowl of water.

No matter how dazzling others are, you are unique in my eyes.

26. I also drank chicken soup, slapped me, and experienced despair and pain.

27. Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they have the best years.

28. Drink the strongest wine and fuck your favorite person.

29. I am like a shadow you don't need, watching you lying coldly.

30. How long will I like you? I don't know. You are not sure what will happen in the future. Maybe I will always like it. Maybe one day, a year later, three years later, ten years later, I figured it out and gave up. Maybe, but since it is unpredictable, let's talk about it later. Now I still like you, which is good.

3 1, I want stability. You only have eyes for me, no one else.

32. Commitment to this thing is too worthless. There is no cost to contact the upper and lower teeth. Listen. Don't worry.

33. Women are not Oreos. Please stop twisting, licking and soaking.

34. For so many years, I have missed many people, suffered many betrayals, and was in a mess. But it really doesn't matter. As long as I can't die, I can still stand up. Don't underestimate me. I'm not that fragile.

35, my love is not wronged! Love if you want, hate if you want, and die in disguise.

36. The person you admire most should be yourself. Only you can help yourself to climb mountains after mountains and overcome difficulties again and again.

37. White eyes are white eyes, and your face is awkward, not your toilet. Why do you pretend to be happy when you eat shit?

In fact, he is not suitable for you, but you don't understand and don't want to admit it.

39. No matter whether he is mine or not in the future, even if I break up with him in the future, I don't like him, and I don't even want to talk to him. I will scold anyone who meets others, because you don't deserve the person I like.

40. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never get up early.

4 1. It is better to be single than to find the wrong person.

42. I really want to fall in love, have a good-looking object, travel together, eat, watch movies, chat, quarrel, play games and take some good-looking photos, so that the whole world can know that my pink bubble is bigger than the sky, and my little happiness can be as many as stars.

43. Divide it if you want. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not chargers, not cell phones.

44. The road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

45. When staying up late every day, have you ever thought that the person you like has been snoring, and you don't love you when you wake up without you in your dream?

46. I am no longer a child. A lollipop can't coax me. I want your hug.

47. He doesn't want to understand your amorous feelings, but only wants to unbutton your clothes.

I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up the person I love most.

1, happiness on the face, others can see. Who can feel the pain inside me?

2. Start busy and live a full day, so that I have no extra time to miss you.

I think love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that creates more regrets.

4. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! It hurts!

I haven't drunk the strongest wine, but I gave up the person I love most.

I'm not waiting for the morning, I just can't wait for your good night.

7. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

8. Every night, a person escapes from the lonely lamp and wanders in the windy street. The empty heart sweeps away the silent sadness, leaving long hair fluttering and messy.

9. Who really understands the helplessness of waiting, so cold, so dusty, so sad, but who knows that few loves in the world can really stand waiting, and my heart is finally tired.

10, I once naively thought that I was desperately talking to you, and you would feel how much I love you, but you have been silent. I am always a sad shadow, still cold and still sad. . . .

Weibo said in love: I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up the person I love most.

1, don't be too emotional, hold an umbrella for others, but forget that you were caught in the rain.

Forgive me for liking you for so long.

You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

You owe me an apology, but I won't say it's okay.

The best fate in the world is to have a chatting partner.

Never get tired of what you say, never get tired of it for a long time.

I will always be with you, thinking about your warmth and understanding your joys and sorrows.

You have to understand that you and that person have nothing in the future, and it is impossible to have it in this life.

7. How time flies! You like someone else in the blink of an eye.

8. Just because I don't sing love songs at the top of my lungs doesn't mean there are no heartbreaking moments. I didn't open the wound for slaughter, and no one knew about the healing.

9. You are too generous to give me years like songs, and too stingy to love.

10, the poor man who is slowly heating, others are tired, but you are just fascinated.

1 1, please be happier than me, so as not to waste my embarrassing exit.

12, I thought I would keep my mouth shut about love, but you came unexpectedly.

13, I didn't drink the strongest wine, but I gave up the person I loved the most.

14, I envy her very much. I have you that I can never get in my life.

15, probably all my luck was spent meeting you, so that I couldn't accompany you to the end.