Former 4 funny quotations

1. I have a hundred appearances, and how many have you seen?

2. We once loved each other, so it's sad to think about it.

3. You don't look old, but you are oily!

4. Singles are more likely to find soul mates to some extent.

5. I'm so tired from work, and I have to be a cleaner, waiter and cook when I go home. Is the competition so fierce?

6. Don't accept, refuse or acknowledge the relationship, and don't be too intimate.

7. I am so tired that the last thing I want to do is to go home.

8. Love for the purpose of marriage is not simple.

9. After all, marriage is cooperation.

1. When I was a child, I didn't allow puppy love, but now I'm urging marriage. Aren't you a double standard?