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Love Apartment Season 2 Episode 4, a dialogue between Yifei and Ceng Xiaoxian, Guangu and Lv Ziqiao! Urgent need to solve! ! Somebody tell me!

(Yifei team: Yifei was eating the apple alone)

(Three-gun team: three people were swinging the apple, but Xiaoxian couldn't catch it carelessly. Despised by two people)

(Youyou takes the scoreboard to play)

Youyou: The rules of the competition are as follows: each team will take turns to answer 3 questions, and the one who answers more correctly for 3 seconds will win

Yifei: Youyou is quite professional

Youyou: It is forbidden to befriend the referee. Next, we will decide which team will start (toss a coin)

Youyou. Flower

Xiaoxian: I want a head

Ziqiao: No, don't listen to him, I want to spend it, too. Wait a minute. No, I want a head, not a flower (everyone despises it). Okay, okay, a head is a head (lying on the sofa and jumping up and yelling). Guan Gu: What's the difference? Ziqiao: It's very important that you don't understand the initiative.

Xiaoxian: A head is a head. No head

Ziqiao: Ah, Ceng Laoshi, it's all your fault. We missed the opportunity.

Guangu: Stop arguing. Anyway, the opposite side we want to spend is right.

Youyou: (throw it open again) It's a word.

Ziqiao: Who chose the word?

(The three people are dejected and then react and scream)

Youyou: Life, film and science

Xiaoxian: Life

Youyou: Okay, please listen to a question: Who will always ask you to be responsible for her, but she is not responsible for you?

Xiaoxian: a third party

Youyou: it's wrong that the bank is a Philippines

a Philippines: an animal

Youyou: a sow can bear 5 kilograms when crossing the bridge, but it weighs 3 kilograms.

(Youyou shows a yellow card)

Yifei: I know it's a bridge that I've driven

Youyou: Correct answer (flipping the scoreboard)

Ziqiao: Can a sow drive?

Yifei: Why can't Ceng Xiaoxian drive a sow?

Youyou: It's your turn for boys now.

Ziqiao: Japanese action class

(Youyou shows a yellow card again)

Xiaoxian: Life class

Youyou: Please listen to the question why Hu Yifei suddenly fell from a height of six kilometers for one kilometer, and she is still not dead.

Ziqiao: Because she is on the plane. I knew you could use your head (Beat Joe)

Yifei: film and television

Youyou: Please name the four lines that Friar Sand said the most in Journey to the West

Yifei: Master elder brother was taken away by a monster

Youyou: One sentence

Yifei: Master second brother was taken away by a monster

Youyou: The second sentence is correct

. Fei: the big brother, the second brother and the master have been taken away by monsters

Youyou: Exactly (-2)(15-14)

Youyou: Now the game has entered a white-hot stage, and the score on the field is 14-15. After changing sides, the Philippine team continues to lead the Three Guns Team with a slight advantage. Here is your last question. If you answer wrong, your room will become a chess room. Please choose the answer type

(3 P > Guan Gu: Science, I love science < P > Youyou: Wow, this question may not be your strong point. Please listen to the question. In medicine, the pain is divided into twelve levels. The first level is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes. The twelfth level, which is the most painful level, is the pain when the mother gives birth. Then what is the pain of the thirteenth level? < P > Guan Gu: I know, I know it's suicide by caesarean section. < P > Xiaoxian: Don't don't wait to answer, have you tried < P Yes, if caesarean section is more painful than childbirth, why do many people choose caesarean section? The referee asked me to reject Guan Gu's answer internally. < P > Guan Gu: You Lv Ziqiao, why did you reject my answer? I'll tell you that if my room becomes a chess room, I will definitely let you commit suicide by caesarean section. < P > Zi Qiao: Stop it. Let me think. I know that a pregnant woman happened to be bitten by a mosquito during childbirth. < P > Youyou: Answer the correct score on the field. It's a 15-15 tie.

Pregnant woman: What is this? No one has ever tied with me.

Youyou: Don't worry. I've already prepared for extra time. Both sides have two minutes to answer questions correctly, plus one point for wrong answer, and one point for skipping. Do you understand?

Yifei: I like the feeling of killing opponents in extra time best.

Zi Qiao: Hum, I told you that my major in college is winning. Hold your chin

Guan Gu: We won't stop until Zhang Wei's case is solved.

Yifei: You are sure to lose. Do you want to gamble?

Xiaoxian: Strange, haven't we been gambling? Otherwise, what were we doing just now? Very six plus one.

Yifei: I mean, the bet is a little bigger.

Xiaoxian: Ok, if we win, I want you (Xiaoxian pauses. People petrochemical) washing machine

Yifei: What if we lose

Zi Qiao: If we lose, we will lose Zhang Wei to you

Yifei: What do I want him to do

Zi Qiao: I'll tell you to bet with us not on what you want, but what we have

Youyou: The Three Guns Team will give you a friendly reminder that the following topics are wild

(Xiaoxian, Zi Qiao) Silence immediately)

Youyou: What animal can stick to the wall when the clock starts

Zi Qiao: Cowhide

Xiaoxian: Gecko

Guan Gu: Haven't you found the trick yet? If Gecko is the correct answer, will she look like this (Youyou insidious smile) is a seal

Youyou: Correct answer

Xiaoxian: Hai.

Guan Gu: When I first learned Chinese, I often made a mistake (sang) about the silly seal poster.

Youyou: The second question is that the tortoise built a house in its shell and then got into it to guess a health care product.

Zi Qiao: Covered in the middle

Youyou: I answered correctly that the same tortoise demolished and built a house, and then got into it to guess a health care product.

. But it tore down the house and built another house, and then drilled into it to guess a health care product.

Guangu: I'm going to build a new one.

Xiaoxian: Big Brother doesn't have this product at all, okay?

Youyou: Time is running out.

Ziqiao: Let me think. With the giant calcium (cover)

Youyou: Exactly right (three people barking! Next question: A Fei broke something in high school, but she was very happy. What did she break?

(Three petrochemical)

Zi Qiao: Are you sure you want me to say it?

Xiaoxian: Are you sure it's high school (A Fei is angry)

Guan Gu: (Elbow touches Xiaoxian) You say it

(Xiaoxian whispers to Youyou). Deduct one point and you get a yellow card (show a yellow card)

Yifei: What's the problem?

Youyou: The next problem is to complete the following actions: one eye looks up and one eye looks down (Zi Qiao rolls his eyes)

Guan Gu: What (Japanese) is that possible?

(Finding Zi Qiao is different)

Xiaoxian: Ah Zi Qiao, this is just. Slap Joe on the back of his head) Ah, I see.

Yifei: You can dig it out first, maybe it will become

Xiaoxian: Go away and make room for me. Go away (drive Yifei away from the sofa and lie on his side) Watch this.

Youyou: Look down at the eyes above and look up at the eyes below. It's a very good time to

(Three people are barking, Yifei sits back on the sofa)

Yifei: Where did you find these anti-human questions?

Youyou: The Three Guns Team got four points for answering five questions correctly and one question incorrectly. Yifei, it's your turn to answer the questions. Say what is relevant to you all the time, but you can't see or find it when you need it.

Yifei: The relevant departments

Youyou: Excuse me correctly, where does this slogan come from (three men are eyeing it)? I've never heard of the slogan

Youyou: I don't know how to prompt you about this

Yifei: Do you know

Zi Qiao: This slogan is known to all men, and you don't know it

Xiaoxian: I advise you to give up this question

Yifei: Next question

Youyou: There are four people playing mahjong in the house, police. Call Mahjong

Youyou: correct answer ACBDEFG…… ... total ***26 English letters. How many letters are left if ET leaves?

Yifei: 24 Youyou: Give you another chance

(Three men shout and wave their hands)

Yifei: Wait, I know it's 21 because ET is an alien and it still leaves.

Youyou: This question is very simple. It's a bonus.

(Xiaoxian pats Guan Gu's thigh)

Yifei: Give me a hint.

Youyou: Anyway, it's long and definitely longer than Ceng Laoshi and Zi Qiao's, and Zhang Wei is the shortest.

Yifei: They? How do I know

Youyou: You know, you've seen it (Yifei, Xiaoxian dumbfounded, Zi Qiao gloating, Guan Gu innocent). Just say it. One Yifei: I don't know how to say it.

Youyou: Time is up (Zi Qiao shouts)

Youyou: Sister Yifei is a name. Name