Someone is knocking at the door. What should I do? Give a funny answer.

Method one: the kitchen knife, shouting at the door. Then call the police.

Method 2: Say to the door: You have come to burn paper money for me again!

Method 3: Turn on the speaker and dance the square dance. Speak louder. You'd better clap your hands while stamping your feet. If there is a sand cannon at home, just blow it up and jump.

Method 4: Install parrots.

Method 5: Pretend to quarrel, pretend to be a man for a while, pretend to be a woman for a while, and then say, Shit, you still want to lock the door and lock me up. Believe it or not, I will blow up your house with a gun.