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Have a snack and send a simple sentence to a circle of friends on WeChat (select 30 sentences).

1, I like to eat midnight snack too much. I think I was a midnight snack in my last life.

I went out for a midnight snack last night. This sprite is really amazing.

3. Why do you eat midnight snack every day? Because winter makes you lonely.

I like to eat midnight snack recently. At the same time, I regret eating it. It smells good.

5. After one month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight.

6. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? It's not like I go to bed after dinner. ...

7. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to see if I can gain weight after eating midnight snack.

8. The weekend sky is blue, the sun is warm and the starry sky is beautiful, ending with a midnight snack.

9. It's too difficult to make money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.

10 Every time I eat a midnight snack, I say, "I've decided to lose weight from tomorrow."

1 1, another day has passed, and I gradually don't like to eat midnight snack, and I like to watch others eat midnight snack.

12, midnight snack, that is, midnight snack, until you finish eating to lose weight!

13, it's too difficult to make money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.

14. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. Do you want to try to gain weight after midnight snack?

15, 12 degrees, it was raining, only wearing a sweater, and I went out to have a snack. I was crazy.

16, having a midnight snack with someone you like will reduce the idleness of the day but make you happy.

17, I still don't know. Is it a midnight snack or a midnight snack? Have you figured it out?

18, every time I eat a midnight snack, I say, "I decided to lose weight from tomorrow."

19, I like to stay alone every time, shopping, delivering express, eating midnight snack, shopping and even watching movies.

20. Your tattoo is too philosophical to be understood. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.

2 1, it's nice to like this kind of friend who can just leave. I'm hungry in the middle of the night and I'm not afraid that no one will accompany him to have a snack.

22. I really can't understand those girls who don't eat at night. It's too difficult. I'd better have a midnight snack.

23, a catty of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie coffee at midnight.

24. It's really happy to eat favorite things with people you like and then lie on the sofa and watch TV and eat midnight snack together.

25, my stomach has grown so long that I don't eat midnight snack, and I don't eat breakfast the next day. Now I am hungry.

26. Recently, everyone said that I was fat. One is to ask me to have a snack, and the other is to make me a snack every day!

27. I ate midnight snack again. I am a pig. I can't sleep now, I will get fat if I eat too much, and I will get acne if I stay up late. I'm getting ugly!

28. Recently, I was praised for staying up late drinking and eating midnight snack. Is it because I eat more and drink more nutrition?

29, so people who like it should eat midnight snack together every day. In other words, I like to eat midnight snack so much, just like me.

30. How can there be such a person who rolls his eyes silently? At 8 o'clock, he said he wanted to have a snack. 1 1 point, finally someone bought it back and said they wouldn't eat it.