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What is the most embarrassing thing?

Most of the adult embarrassment is sad.

Netizen: Because I was cheated by an old man (he had a girlfriend, and I was beaten, and then his girlfriend insulted me in public), I didn't dare to tell my family that it was really shameful to get drunk at home and call my friends everywhere, but the most shameful thing was not that, because I couldn't control myself when I was drunk, and my parents helped me go.

Netizen: Just two days ago, I took my sister to eat fried skewers. She wore a gray T-shirt that day, which was the background. After picking out the string, we were going to buy something else to eat. I found that I stretched out a hand (I could see the gray clothes) and reached forward with a fish tofu. I wondered if I had taken the fish tofu, so I went to her hand to pick it up. The girl kept saying sorry (I should be very nervous, I don't know what to shout, I was afraid of encountering a pervert, after all, I shaved my head that day). I didn't react until I saw my sister on the other side. Embarrassed, I ran away ...

Netizen: I just went to work, and the company boss invited a KTV party. When I got to the place, everyone sat down. I conveniently put my mobile phone on the table in front of me. After some greetings, everyone suddenly found that the mobile phone was gone. I recalled that only a waiter from a private room had just come in, so I pressed the service and the waiter came in. I asked him if he had seen the mobile phone, but the other person said no with a stupid face. At this time, he was a little anxious and his tone began to be a little aggressive. It means that only you have come in here, and you must give me an answer. The waiter repeatedly said that it was not him. After a few minutes of stalemate, one of our managers (about 4 years old) suddenly said that he had my mobile phone and took it out, WTF! What's going on here? ! I quickly bowed to the waiter's little brother to apologize. My little brother managed to pull out a smile, and I could see that he was still wronged, but he went out without saying anything (I admire my little brother, and I don't know what I would do if I was wronged). At that time, my face was really hot and embarrassing ... < P > Netizen: On the 8 th of last month, I quarreled with the female ticket, regretted it afterwards, and went to see her by train (yes, long-distance love is like this) When I arrived at the bar, I found a female passenger who was asking the flight attendant for help. The flight attendant looked reluctant and said, We don't have any. Why don't you ask the other passengers? As soon as I look at it, alas, the beautiful stewardess can't do anything. Maybe I can help, leave a good impression on her, and maybe I will say afterwards: Thank you, Sir, for your enthusiasm, so it's convenient to leave a phone call on WeChat ..... Delightful! Go up and pretend to be very enthusiastic and ask: hello, what can I do for you? The flight attendant took a look at me and said, do you have sanitary napkins? Me ...

Netizen: Most of the adult embarrassment is sadness behind it. Passed by in the most embarrassing moment, disturbed in the most lonely moment, witnessed in the most helpless moment. It's cruel to grow up. But natural selection, survival of the fittest. When you learn to deal with joys and sorrows, learn to socialize, learn to be ashamed, pretend to be drunk and make a fool of yourself, learn to be calm, and grow up when people talk nonsense. You know, after adulthood, emotions should be kept silent like mobile phones. Dealing with embarrassment lightly is a compulsory course for growth. Occasionally, I sigh that when I was a child, I laughed and scolded myself, and I was ashamed and skinless. After all, I couldn't go back. I want to buy osmanthus with wine, but I don't like it. I'm a teenager.

Netizen: Every term of the school has a job to help the needy, helping those students with difficult families. As a class teacher, I still know more about the family situation of the children in my class, until one day ... the parents of a child with decent family conditions cried at the door of the classroom and told me that his wife had cancer. I hope to get a subsidy. Out of humanitarian concern, I comforted her. It doesn't matter. Now that medicine is developed, there is always a way. While I was comforting her, when she was crying, a voice suddenly said: Is there still a long time to live? How long can I live? I looked at my deputy head teacher in shock! ! ! I can't believe someone can say this, or my deputy head teacher said it. I stared, and the parent gave up crying, so the two of us stared at the deputy head teacher. I think this is the most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced. I still don't know how to solve this problem at that time. My mind is full of black question marks, constantly asking myself, why, I am here. Let me sing: I should be under the car, not in the car!