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A composition with eight-character idioms
Yesterday was Tuesday, but I think it was Monday. I am carefree, thinking that tomorrow is Tuesday anyway, so I can sleep more without being on duty. People on Tuesday are miserable. For example, Liu Chang is on duty on Tuesday, and she gets up early, so I can sleep more. I am elated.
At half past eight in the evening, my mother said; "Hurry to sleep, or you won't be able to start work tomorrow." I said, "Mom, tomorrow is Tuesday. The person who should be on duty is Liu Chang. " Mother said, "Don't you believe that tomorrow is Wednesday?" I said, "If tomorrow is Wednesday, I will give you 5 yuan, and if tomorrow is Tuesday, you will give me 5 yuan.
"Mom agreed without saying anything:" OK. "I said," a word from a gentleman is a promise. "My mother and I became gentlemen. I thought to myself, if my mother wants to fight for me, there is no way. Mom, take out the money. I turned my eyes to my mother's face and I saw her eyes. I thought my mother should think like this: ginger is still old and spicy, and I said in my heart that onions are still tender and fragrant. My mother and I just talked silently.
But today, I looked at my mobile phone, and it turned out to be Wednesday. I quickly got up and freshened up. Mom said, "Baby, you are still young. A word from a gentleman, it' s hard to catch up with a horse, and I' ll hand over 5 yuan immediately. " I had to reluctantly give it to her. I hurried to school after supper. Fortunately, it's not too late. I should listen to my mother in the future.
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