Begging me to be a classic in the special forces.

Rookie.

Who named you?

-Old bird.

Why do old birds call you a rookie?

-because we are stupid, because we are stupid, because we have no brains, because we lack a string.

I doubt your IQ very much, because people with normal IQ will not come here to be abused.

3. High school team: "Why did you come to be a special soldier? 』

Military doctor: "Go and save those people whose skulls are caught by door panels. 』

4. High school team: "Why did you come to be a special soldier? 』

Paratroopers: "Special forces have high parachute subsidies and diving subsidies. 』

5。 All the women within 0/00km of the paratroopers' landing site in Fiona Fang/Kloc are Lao Zi's. I want to be a paratrooper.

6. At the end of the exercise, the senior high school team had to put stones into their backpacks like the wounded and let Xiaozhuang carry them. As a result, their backpacks fell into the river.

Back at the station, the senior three team asked why the stone was wet.

Paratrooper: "report, he is thirsty and wants to drink water." 』

7. Field survival training, abnormal Lao Gao took them to a strange jungle and gave everyone a map that they couldn't understand. Request to return to the station within three days.

Paratrooper: "Report, it is said that Root's equipment is very good, such as GPS, hehe ..."

Military doctors call paratroopers ostriches.

The field survival training is coming to an end, the big troops come back and the paratroopers go home. The military doctor asked the paratroopers, "Why did you come back so late? You didn't meet a female ostrich on the road, did you? " ? 』

9. In the first actual combat, Grey Wolf warned the rookie, "If you fight, you won't die. You can start over by inserting a steel jump. 』

10. Before the actual combat, Big Wolf asked the rookie to write a suicide note and put it in his locker. The paratroopers didn't write it, saying, "I will definitely come back alive! 』

Grey Wolf: "I didn't hang up this time, there will be another time, there will be another time if I don't hang up next time, so I have to get everything ready." 』

1 1. Xiaozhuang is about to become a member of the spike special forces brigade, but has to quit.

"Military eldest brother" turned out to be the highest leader of spike. Show Xiaozhuang the former martyrs and tell them their deeds.

"He was only seventeen when he died, two years younger than you. After his death, his old father said that there was only one requirement, that is, to keep half of the ashes for himself. So you can hold him to sleep at night and have someone to talk to when you work in the fields. 』

12. What are you?

-Spike.

Who bought it for you?

-The enemy.

Why do they call you that?

-because we are accurate, because we are cruel, because we are not afraid of death, because we dare to die.

13, high school team: "Who knows the Delta Special Team? 』

Paratrooper: "I know, an online game." Internet cafes are very popular. Really. 』

Laughing like hell.

14. paratroopers: "paratroopers are born ..."

The doctor snapped, "little skull! 』

15. Paratrooper: "It looks like a warehouse, but it is actually a warehouse. 』-.-[

16. In the warehouse,

I didn't see anyone ask, "What if we accidentally damage the facilities here? 』

Grey Wolf: "If it is your stupidity, it will be deducted from your salary. 』

Paratrooper: "Well, isn't there no retirement fee ..."

17. Cang Lang: "Deng Zhenhua (paratroopers), come and sit down! 』

Paratrooper: "that's not good, it's a man." I don't want to get too close to men ... "

18. Paratrooper: "Can you guarantee that the bullet won't go through my nose this time? 』

Paratrooper: "I have a request. Can you give me a bulletproof helmet? 』

19. Paratrooper: "How do you know that I have no deeper thoughts in my heart? 』

Health worker: "Because the ostrich has a small brain. 』

20. Paratrooper: "What do you think is the scene when this sniper rifle hits a person on the forehead? 』

Medic: "Ah, bean curd brain ..."

2 1. In the makeup class, the paratroopers looked at the teacher in a daze.

Teacher: "paratroopers, what's your problem?" 』

Health worker: "tell the teacher that he is thinking about women." 』

22. Paratroopers: "I hope the military doctor is a veritable doctor. 』

Hygienist: "A veritable veterinarian. Would you like to have a try? 』

23. Paratroopers: "Paratroopers are surrounded by nature. 』

24. Ma Tongqi: "Did you love me?"

Xiaozhuang: "I love my motherland!"

25. Xiaozhuang was lying in bed and said, "Bastard only grabs the window root!" ! (As a result, the monitor scraped the window root)

26. Tell them what a rookie is crazy!

27. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves may die somewhere.

28. The last selection exercise:

Your name, the boss of the company

Name: Chinese Army Special Forces Unit: Director of China People's Liberation Army: Chairman of Military Commission of China People's Liberation Army.

29. A pair of training:

Who is the best A team?

Who is the best bird in Team A?

Who is the new guy? Xinxiu a team

30. Paratroopers: Like a dream. If you are not careful, you will not be single.

3 1. One ear a day, one ear a lifetime.