Ask a few stories about cleverness

There are two hotels, one in the south of the railway station square and the other in the north of the railway station square. They all have a reception desk at the station entrance, and the slogan of the southern family is: "feel at home"; A banner hanging in the north is "Traveler's Home". The two hotels have been competing for 10 years, and there is no difference in strength.

Later, a The New Inn sprang up in the west of the railway station square. On the first day of opening, a giant banner was hung: "Free Meal". This banner immediately reduced the number of tourists in the two hotels in North and South China. In order to get rid of the passive situation, they began to study countermeasures and finally decided to jointly sue the new hotel. Because it's unfair competition. After two months of heated debate, the two hotels in North and South won the case.

Just as they were raising their glasses, a new slogan floated down from the building of the West Hotel, with a row of big characters printed on it: "Stay in bed and listen to the train, free accommodation!"

The two hotels are deeply aware of the seriousness of the problem. The biggest weakness of hotels around the railway station is noise, which has been kept secret by the two hotels for more than ten years. Now this hotel has played the card of tranquility, which is equivalent to opening their scars and reaching their death point. The two hotels in the north and south got together again to discuss countermeasures and finally reached an agreement to jointly use low prices against the West. So the banners of "Ten Yuan Accommodation" were hung in front of the two hotels.

However, it is impossible for you to find these two hotels with "ten yuan accommodation" now, because the hotel in the north has been changed into a game hall, a video hall and a food stall, and the hotel in the south has become a supermarket. Only the hotel in the west is still there, and the banner of free content is hung upstairs:

Enter the hall for one minute without reception, and the accommodation is free;

I can't hear birds singing in the back hill in the morning, and the accommodation is free;

Hair found on bedding, free accommodation;

In the restaurant, if the low-priced food you ordered is gone, you have to eat high-priced food and keep it free.

Enlightenment: In a close match, we must find out the opponent's "dead hole" to win the opponent; Blindly playing the price war will only result in both sides losing.

Mobeiwen

original text

Song Su Wang and Shen Yuan used the same ambassador to Shandong, and the museum was located in Yuzhong Temple in Yanshan. I saw a Tang tablet with beautiful words, with more than 3 thousand words. Yuan used Ming Ji, that is, reciting it over and over again. Wang Su listened and walked, if inadvertently. Yuan Yong returned to the library, hoping to admire his ability, and picked up a pen to chase books. Can't reporter que, where que fourteen words. Wang Su regarded it as a fallacy, that is, taking the pen to fill the vacancy and changing the yuan to four or five. Writing in other languages, without pity. Yuan used scary clothes.

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In the Song Dynasty, he went north with Shen and stayed at Yuzhong Temple in Yanshan. I saw a stone tablet left over from the Tang Dynasty, with beautiful words, more than 3,000 words. Yuan Yong has a strong memory on weekdays and immediately reads aloud again and again. Wang Su seems to be careless when listening. Shen Yuan used to go back to his residence to praise his cleverness. He took out the contents of the inscription on the paper and unloaded it. The part that can't be recited is empty, with fourteen words empty. After writing, I checked what I had written, immediately picked up a pen and filled in the missing words completely, without missing anything. Then Shen made four or five absurd mistakes, put down his pen and said something else, without boasting at all. Shen is surprised and envious.