Laugh to death an absurd sentence

The ridiculous sentence is as follows:

1. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

2. If you don't listen, you don't understand, if you understand, you don't do it, you make a mistake, you don't recognize it, you don't change it, you don't accept it, and you don't say it! What do you want me to say about you?

3, the character is just a little bit, remember to leave some flowers, it is shameful to squander.

I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

Yuanyang will envy our love, honey will envy our sweetness, and butterfly will be moved by our lingering. Dear, it's good to have you! I want to love you all my life!

6. I am just a qualified foodie, and my stomach is disappointing.

I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that money can really buy what you need, but I don't have money.

8. I am in a regular state every day Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight.

9. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

10, woman, it's made of water and I'm made of concrete.