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The mantra of selling multifunctional vegetable cutters at roadside stalls?

Shredded potatoes, shredded radishes, push all the shreds forward. Don't panic, don't be busy. How long is the shredded radish from Dalian to Shenyang? ""Horizontal knives and vertical knives are the best sellers in reform and opening up. Comrade Xiaoping's opening to the outside world has changed potatoes and radishes, and the people have benefited from scientific development. What is the purpose of developing science? It is to increase productivity and reduce labor force. Come and have a look, there are new discoveries in chopping vegetables. You don't need a chopping board or a knife, but you also have unique skills in cutting vegetables. It doesn't burn oil or use electricity, so everyone can use it conveniently, from 99-year-old people to 9-year-old children. It cuts vegetables quickly and well, which ensures that you can't live without it for ten or eight years, saving time and money. You can slice it if you want. It is convenient for everyone to use it. It is as thin as a sheet and suitable for adults and dolls. If you don't like potato chips, you can chop them up. If you don't like thick silk, you can cut it quickly and well, which is beyond the reach of senior chefs. Chopping does not require slicing. It is really convenient to use. You can cut it short or long, and you can cut it all the way to the Pacific Ocean on holidays. Family members come and go, and ordinary side dishes are out of reach. At this time, use it to show your talent. Ordinary vegetables were cut into flowers and the guests praised them again and again. Ordinary vegetables are cut into flowers, which is artistic and elegant, so you don't have to worry about treating others. It can help you solve your troubles.