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You take one shot, I take one shot, what’s behind?

You take a picture, I take a picture, a child is flying on a plane.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and the two children throw away their handkerchiefs.

You shoot three, I shoot three, and three children come to move the bricks.

You shoot four, I shoot four, and the four children write big characters.

You shoot five, I shoot five, and five children play gongs and drums.

You shoot six, I shoot six, six children pick beans.

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, seven children wearing new clothes.

You shoot eight, I shoot eight, eight children eat watermelon.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, and the nine children walk in unison.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, ten children are learning.

You take one shot and I take one shot. Take a shower and change clothes frequently.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and you have to bring a handkerchief every day.

You take three shots and I take three shots. Don’t smear phlegm everywhere.

You swat four times and I swatted four times to kill flies and mosquitoes.

You shoot five and I shoot five to get rid of bed bugs and rats.

You shoot six, I shoot six, and we all start to make a big mess.

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, don’t eat bad food.

You pat eight, I pat eight, wash your face and brush your teeth every day.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine. Wash your hands before eating and after using the toilet.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten. Public hygiene must be maintained.

You take one shot, I take one shot, a peacock wearing a floral dress;

You take two shots, I take two shots, two kangaroos hugging a bag;

You Shoot three, I shoot three, and the three lambs learn to climb the mountain;

You shoot four, and I shoot four, and the sparrow eats the tomatoes;

You shoot five, and I shoot five, five A cat catches a mouse;

You shoot six, and I shoot six, magpies love to eat guava;

You shoot seven, and I shoot seven, and seven deers are looking for their mommy;

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You shoot eight, I shoot eight, eight little bears looking for their father;

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, nine little monkeys holding hands;

You shoot Ten, I shoot ten, ten little pigs eating sweets.

You take a picture, I take a picture, a peacock wearing a floral dress.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and the two little ducks come to the riverside.

You take three shots, I take three shots, and three penguins go up the iceberg.

You shoot four, I shoot four, four pandas eating bamboo.

You shoot five, I shoot five, five kittens catch mice.

You shoot six, I shoot six, and the six little monkeys fight Youyou.

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, seven butterflies are so beautiful.

You shoot eight, I shoot eight, eight frogs cry croak.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, and all nine birds fly away together.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, ten chicks catch bugs.

You take a shot, I take a shot, and a rooster crows.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and the two little rabbits practice drawing.

You shoot three, I shoot three, three lambs playing on the swing.

You shoot four, I shoot four, four puppies write big characters.

You shoot five, I shoot five, and five tigers beat the big drum.

You shoot six, I shoot six, and six little monkeys come to play.

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, seven little fishes playing a game.

You shoot eight, I shoot eight, eight calves blow the trumpet.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, and the nine little bears walk together.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, and ten squirrels get on the branch.

You shoot one and I shoot one, and the yellow magpie lands on the west side of the gate.

You shoot two and I shoot two. The magpie lands outside the gate.

You shoot Three, I shoot three, the eagle flies to Mount Emei,

You shoot four, I shoot four, four children write big characters,

You shoot five, I shoot five, five boys fight the tiger ,

You shoot six and I shoot six, six bowls of steamed buns and six bowls of meat,

You shoot seven and I shoot seven, seven girls catch roosters,

You Shoot eight and I shoot eight, eight men and eight horses go forward to kill

You shoot nine and I shoot nine, nine arms and nine hands,

You shoot ten and I shoot ten, ten The child went to the market.

It rained heavily when I went there, and there were hailstorms when I came back. I hit the little bald boy on the back of his head.

You shoot one, I shoot one, and the baby gets first place every year.

You take two shots and I take two shots. Babies love to use small handkerchiefs.

You take three shots and I take three shots. The baby likes to climb Mount Huangshan.

You take four shots and I take four shots. The baby will have happy events every day.

You shoot five, I shoot five, and the baby is born blessed.

You shoot six, I shoot six, and the baby goes out for a walk.

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, the baby has to get up early every day.

You shoot eight, I shoot eight, and the baby’s father makes a fuss.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, and the baby will say "little ninety-nine".

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, and the baby has a wisdom stone.

You pat, I pat, where are the baby’s little hands.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and mommy has a word with you.

You take three shots, I take three shots, and the baby turns over.

You shoot four, I shoot four, and daddy teaches you how to write big characters.

You shoot five, I shoot five, and the baby’s belly bulges.

You shoot six, you shoot six, and the baby does gymnastics together

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, and the baby kicks his calf.

You pat eight, I pat eight, and the baby learns to crawl.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, and the baby’s butt twists.

You clap ten, I clap ten, the baby’s body is beautiful and straight

Clap song for behavioral norms (1)

You clap one, I clap one, and I play and sing Stand for the national anthem.

You take two shots and I take two shots. Honor your parents and respect your elders.

You take three shots and I take three shots. Pay attention to hygiene and don’t worry about trouble.

You shoot four and I shoot four, and the collective honor must be cherished.

You shoot five and I shoot five. Keep the teacher’s instructions in mind.

You shoot six and I shoot six, be diligent and frugal and strive for excellence.

If you shoot me seven times, I will shoot you seven times. Remember to behave in a civilized manner.

You shoot eight and I shoot eight, uniting and loving each other, laughing haha.

You shoot nine and I shoot nine, be honest and trustworthy and not sloppy.

If you give me ten thumbs up, I will give you ten thumbs up. It is a great pleasure to abide by the rules.

Clap Song for Code of Conduct (2)

You clap one and I clap one, study hard and strive for the first place.

You pat two and I pat two, which is great for helping the elderly and the weak.

You shoot three and I shoot three. It’s up to us to serve the motherland.

You shoot four and I shoot four, abide by the rules and laws and don’t cause trouble.

You shoot five and I shoot five. There is no point in helping others.

You shoot six and I shoot six, *** pursue the same ideal together.

You shoot seven and I shoot seven. The tree of life must be cherished.

You shoot eight and I shoot eight, and the neighbors are harmonious and happy.

You shoot nine and I shoot nine, practice observation and work hard.

If you give me ten thumbs up, I will give you ten thumbs up. You must uphold the courtesy and integrity.

Clap Song for Code of Conduct (3)

You clap one, I clap one, school uniforms are worn on Monday;

You clap two, I clap two, There is a certain way to say hello and salute;

You do three pats, and I do three pats, and go to the right when going up and down stairs;

You do four pats, and I do four pats, and never use curse words when speaking;

You shoot five, I shoot five, take the elder things with both hands;

You shoot six, I shoot six, waste paper and sundries are not thrown away;

You shoot Seven, I shoot seven, and be active in public welfare activities;

You shoot eight, you shoot eight, and everyone praises you for your hard work;

You shoot nine, and I shoot nine, other people’s things Don't do anything.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, stay on the Internet in a civilized way and don’t get lost!

Clap Song for Code of Conduct (4)

You clap once, I clap once, cherish the good times.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and the computer teaches me how to read the cards.

You take three shots and I take three shots. Cultivate your interest and focus on it.

You shoot four and I shoot four, learning to read and write through fun and education.

You shoot five and I shoot five, so parents don’t have to work too hard.

You shoot six, I shoot six, reading skills will be developed early.

You shoot seven, I shoot seven, mom and dad are smiling.

You shoot eight, I shoot eight, and my grandparents praise me.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, and you can learn a thousand and nine words in one year.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, and you can learn the words easily and happily.

Clap Song for Code of Conduct (5)

You clap once, I clap once, and you should be positive when speaking in class.

You take two shots and I take two shots. Learning is actually quite interesting.

You shoot three, I shoot three, I am not afraid of difficulties when I learn my lessons.

You shoot four, I shoot four, you have to have big ambitions since you were young.

You shoot five and I shoot five. I am not afraid of hardship when doing my homework.

You shoot six, I shoot six, study hard and strive for excellence.

You shoot seven and I shoot seven. To learn, you have to ask questions.

You shoot eight, I shoot eight, use your brain to find a way.

You shoot nine, I shoot nine, use your brain, mouth and hands.

You shoot ten, I shoot ten, and learn knowledge seriously.

Traditional virtues clapping song (6)

1. You clap one, I clap one, traditional virtues should be remembered;

Honor your parents, have good moral character, and serve the motherland Fight for first place.

2. You take two shots, I take two shots, care for others;

Respect the old and love the young, learn to do it, unity and friendship are indispensable.

3. You shoot three, I shoot three, and speak happily in civilized terms;

Don’t be afraid of difficulties when learning lessons, boldly innovate and climb forever;

4. You Shoot four, I shoot four, self-care, self-improvement and self-reliance;

Don’t forget the responsibility and establish a collective concept.

5. You shoot five, I shoot five, remember to be honest and trustworthy;

Neighbors should live in harmony, and if you recognize your mistakes, you can take big steps to correct them.

6. You shoot six, I shoot six, strive for excellence through hard work and frugality;

Don’t be picky about food and clothing, don’t compare, learn to manage money and don’t waste.

7. You shoot seven, I shoot seven, and we must be active in public welfare activities;

Be diligent, thoughtful and perseverant, and strive for success.

8. You shoot eight, I shoot eight, everyone praises you for being clean and tidy;

It is up to everyone to be well-dressed and well-groomed, and to protect the environment.

9. You shoot 9, I shoot 9, exercise should last long;

Go to bed early and get up early, and everyone has a healthy body.

10. You shoot ten, I shoot ten, we must persist in being patriotic and law-abiding;

Study hard, be innovative, and face the future to achieve success.