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Play with lions in vain.

Playing with lions for nothing is as follows:

First, play with lions for nothing.

The dragon lamp holder is blue. The dragon lantern originally came to your mansion. Thanks to many hobbies of the family, the artillery greeted the dragon god in the sky, and the dragon king came here to pay a New Year call. Congratulations on your old man's longevity. Congratulations to your family for taking the money. The old dragon has three roads on his back, and the host family sits in a good room, sitting on the dragon's head and palm.

The old dragon, with three scales on his back, came to the main house today. His life is full of peaches and plums. He has no weak soldiers under strong generals, and his children are well educated. He is a famous college student. There are altars in the capital of heaven and earth and the sea of bamboo. Please welcome the Dragon King as a guest. The weather is good and the public security is good.

Second, the funeral has four words and eight sentences.

The sun rises and sets in the west, and the dead are gone, and they don't return to their hometown. Please help neighbors, relatives and friends stay up all night. Memorabilia of pain hall, filial piety and worry, a table in four directions, eight guests sitting, no good food, no good soup, poor tea and light rice, please forgive me.

The dark Woods are bright and sad, and the new dead live in them. You don't live in a building, but you are bent on living in Jiulongtou. Nine bibcock, nine bibcock, children and grandchildren become princes. Kowloon waist, Kowloon waist, bamboo shoots unearthed gradually high. Jiulong tail, Jiulong tail, descendants of the dynasty. Shi Xianbai River came to see the land, and Xuan Nv came to deliver the needle in nine days. Twenty-four directions. Really, this is a good place. I hate being a good boy in a tree, so I can't dig and plant this mountain.

Three, get married and make trouble in the bridal chamber.

As soon as I entered the bridal chamber, I was beaming. The bride meets the groom today, and she is free to get married, and the marriage is happy. The husband and wife love each other for thousands of years. At midnight, I heard gunshots and the rooster crowed into the kitchen. A fat baby will be born next year, and all the flowers and fruits depend on the bride. As soon as I entered the bridal chamber, my heart was filled with joy and my gums were covered with new sheets. The bride and groom come to sleep and learn to beat peonies with butterflies. A piece of bamboo is green, and there is a lamp in the red tent. Mandarin ducks mate tonight, and family planning should be United.

Only children should deal with it, and couples should not live blindly; Hip-hop can't win when you step into the cave. Listen to me and ask the bride, who's her last name? If not, the bride can't eat sugar. Please sit down as soon as you enter the bridal chamber and say nothing. I wish you twins, early birth and early admission!