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A friend invited a toast.

A friend's invitation to toast and have dinner is a matter of connecting feelings, so how do you say a toast? The following is a toast by my friend, I hope it will help you!

A friend gives a toast 1

1, when friends are together, everyone is happy, so drink thoroughly.

2, friends have deep friendship, and drinking should be serious.

I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than leave a seam emotionally.

4, drinks are shared equally, and brotherhood is deep.

5, as long as the feelings are there, everything you drink is wine.

12, today's fate, tomorrow's feelings, feelings are all balanced with wine.

13, if you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough! If you can drink two ounces, you can drink five ounces. This is the cultivation of the gay party! I will drink half a catty and one catty. This kind of buddy is the most intimate! I will drink a catty and a barrel, and then I will be promoted to vice president! If you can drink a bucket, you can drink a can. The director of the winery will let you go.

17, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Raise a glass and invite people across the hall to drink together.

19, to be a bosom friend, drink Huai wine first.

A toast to a friend's treat 2

1, can't drink, no future; Drink nine taels at a time, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; Can drink and not lose, leading the secretary; If you drink it, you will fall, and your official position will be difficult to protect;

Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents; Run as soon as you drink, it's still early to get promoted; Lead the whole process and lead the future.

2, inner excitement, shake hands, I propose a toast to the leader, the leader doesn't drink, I don't leave, the leader has finished drinking.

If you want to work better, you should drink better than others.

4, if you want to survive in your career, eat a catty of white wine first.

At sunrise, the flowers in the river won the fire. I wish you more prosperous business.

6, inner excitement, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader did not think I was ugly.

7. The leader is above and I am below. How many times did you say that?

At one end of the cup, the policy is relaxed.

Wine is a rose, so you won't get drunk if you drink it.

4. Half wine is blessed, and the fish head and tail are smooth.

5. Fish head and fish tail, combined beautifully, head and tail are connected, and good things happen again and again.

6. Spilled wine on your body makes you feel ocean deep.

7. The glass won't move, so I can help you with both hands.

8. The wine is seven points full, and there are three points left.

9. When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, he should drink twice.

10. Only after one drink, two drinks and three drinks can you drink the true feelings.

12. It's not bad to wear a suit and tie and do business and drink.

13. How can a man push a beautiful woman?

14. wine is a grain essence, and the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it. Wine is a beauty cream, and the more you drink, the brighter your face will be. Wine is made of grain, and drinking it is good for your health.

15. One leg at a time, not drinking.

16. Senior officials are not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, long life is not as good as fame, and fame is not as good as happiness.

17. HNA depends on the helmsman, and friendship depends on drinking.

19. Dragon meat in the sky, underground fish, eating fish and drinking fish soup can prolong life.

23. There are only 1000 glasses of wine, so drink as much as you can.

25. If you don't drink, who will?

26. When weeding at noon, I sweated, dropped the grain into the soil and drank three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

27. In the spring morning, I woke up happily, and birds were singing all around. They raised their glasses and asked the leader how much I should drink.

28. When teenagers leave home, I will invite a beautiful woman to accompany them.

29. A big river has broad waves. Let's do it with this cup.

30. Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love. Can you drink less?

3 1. If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally.

32. Leadership in red makes family ties and love stronger.

34. the leader is dressed in white, and he will start again if he doesn't drink.

35. The leader is black, and beautiful women want to chase you.

36. The leader is blue, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach.

37. A Jiang Xiangdong stream, don't worry about drinking.

38. Longma is hale and hearty and healthy. I miss you from the bottom of my heart.

39. Walk into a new era together and keep pace with the times. You are the most handsome.

40. The leader took the wine to one end and did it without saying anything.

4 1. The leader waved and drank a full cup.

42. Gentle, windy and handsome, we are with you.

43. Happiness, health and longevity. I wish you richer this year.

44. All ages are strong, and the New Year has a new atmosphere.

45. I hope you are human. Going out is your most beautiful scenery.

46. Long and thick lips lead to health and longevity, while thin lips lead to no fatigue at work.

47. The hair is a little naturally curly, and the handsomeness seems obvious.

48. The leader is a bit of a general, but he looks graceful.

49. The Sheikh is handsome, kind and lovely, with beautiful scenery, brilliant talent and popular love.

50. The leader's lips are long and moist. I wish you good luck every day and good fortune.

5 1. Leaders are welcome, and beautiful women must toast.

52. The leader is handsome and can't help drinking.

53. Either my little sister doesn't recognize people, or my brother is too charming.

When you come in the new year, your luck will shine and your troubles will be sidelined.

55. I wish you happiness, good deeds and happiness.

Who is the hottest in Chinese New Year, but our daughter is the hottest, who is the hottest in Chinese New Year, and my brother's career is the hottest.

57. Enhance the coordination of development and guide people to enjoy drinking.

58. Love at first sight, add some sugar and wish you happiness and longevity.

62. Give you three nines, and you will live happily every year.

64. When the leader drinks this glass of wine, the financial resources will roll with you.

65. Enthusiasm brings happiness and wealth.

66. Drink wine in a cup, sing in a cup, and drink happily.

67. Love in the heart and wine in the cup make our friendship last longer.

68. We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a refreshing drink.

69. When you wear glasses, you are the most handsome. They push a bunch of beautiful women and shake them with you. When you wear glasses, you are the worst.

With one-sided hair, a beautiful lover is indispensable.

7 1. The spring is bright and the weather is cool. Big Brother is irresistible.

72. Guests coming from afar can't do without toasting.

73. Big Brother has a pair of dimples and many beautiful women around him.

74. When five people carry wine, the leaders have to drink it dry.

75. Theory of Three Represents's toast, you can't drink it if you want.

76. The red flag flies again and again, and the cause is getting higher and higher.

77. The blue sky and clear water make the leaders drink beautifully.

78. With a wide forehead and bright eyes, the official fortune is the most prosperous.

79. The earlobe is big, the blessings are boundless, the appearance is dignified, the happy events are repeated, and the kindness is healthy and long-lived.

80. The leader's hair is a little curly. You can choose any beautiful woman in the world.

8 1. flushed and intoxicated.

82. Leaders should drink all the wine and run towards a well-off society in a harmonious society.

83. It is rare to get drunk in life, so you must drink in moderation.

84. Your smile, the beauty's heartbeat, your eyes that shocked the world, your stop, and the paralysis of traffic.

85. Take your time with a small glass of wine. Please drink quickly and don't stop.

A friend treats a toast 3

1, at sunrise, the river is full of flowers, I wish you more prosperous business.

-Buy a drink to a businessman.

2, the Spring Festival is coming to worship the early years: it is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you, please travel abroad to waste, invite you to eat paella, send you roses, and give you a kiss is wrong! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.

3. Do you feel deeply? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

4. Follow your heart. I will drink this time.

-I can't help it. Drink it.

5. Those who can drink two taels drink five taels, so that the gay party can cultivate itself!

6, will drink one or two glasses of wine, such a friend is bold enough!

7. When you turn on the computer in the morning, you can see my blessing, a rose in your heart, which brings you good luck all day.

8, tidbits fragrance, drizzling love, in this rainy season, endless hope, sincerely wish your dream come true.

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift.

10, fireworks bloom, which is my romantic love for you; Hanging the red light is my sweet love for you; Drinking wine is my sincere blessing to you; Dear, I wish you a happy and long-lasting Spring Festival!

1 1, a thousand cups of wine is not drunk.

12, the wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe we will meet again one day!

13, no matter how busy I am at work, just remember that I have been watching you from afar and wishing you the best.

14, I'll send you a bowl of jiaozi in the Spring Festival: Ping 'an leather bag is filled with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, happy for one bite, happy for two, smooth for three, and you can drink healthy soup for the whole family, with a warm aftertaste and good wishes! Happy spring festival!

15, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

16, I will sit under the stars and wait tonight. I hope I can touch a small meteor, let it record my blessing, fall by your side and remind you of me.

17, Lunar New Year announces the arrival of spring, and plum blossoms bloom in the snow, laughing and laughing.

Everyone gets up early and opens the door to welcome good luck.

It is necessary to pay early New Year greetings.

I wish you good health, happiness and good luck in the new year!

18, the Spring Festival is coming, and I explicitly issued five bans: Don't pretend to be busy and ignore me; Don't get rich and forget me; It is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble; Do not eat, do not call me; Don't think about me when you are free; Request to pay close attention to implementation! Happy spring festival!

19, between square inches, counting the vicissitudes of life; In time and space, ask carefully whether the summer of human beings is going to be cold; Be friends, the stars move, and the feelings remain unchanged; It's a bosom friend, and everyone remembers it.

20. The competition in the market economy is fierce. Have a glass of wine quickly.

2 1, flowers are the most beautiful peonies, and people are the closest friends. You don't have to pay for gold or silver to make friends, but you have to pay for it.

Water flows downwards, people go upwards, friendship exists, trees take root, and friends are heart to heart.

22. At the arrival of the new year, I wish you: big fortune, small fortune, unexpected fortune, and rolling financial resources; Family, love, friendship, a true feeling; Lovers, relatives, intimate people, everyone is safe; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck every day!

23. Qianshan is always in love. How about a drink less?

24. Show your talents in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

25, deep feelings, shallow feelings.

26. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

27, wine is made of rice, you can't drink it.

B is made of meat, and it will not be a crime in a few days.

28. If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally.

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the advised person will say "I'll finish it before starting", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "Move and show respect".

29, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

Go out and explain to your wife, drink less and eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it.

3 1, the Spring Festival is coming, come to pay a New Year call: it is good for the whole family to worship; Second, worship troubles; Worship sorrows and sorrows; Four worships are not old; Worship children's filial piety; Six thanks for happiness; Seven, good luck; Eight worships have high income; Jiubai security shield; Ten worshippers are happy.

The year of the horse is auspicious, and everyone laughs!

32. If you lose, don't drink; if you win, you will depend on it.

33. Congratulations on getting rich. The god of wealth laughs at you. You can pick your own pole, and you will find a treasure in your hand. When collecting money, the hands will be sore and the players will scream with anger.

34. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift for you. I wish you happiness every day!

35. Put it in a boutique gift box and go home to see your parents during the New Year.

Parents want nothing for their children but a family reunion.

Crystal jiaozi holds a bowl, and gold and silver ingots roll into the room.

Longevity noodles keep jumping and pulling, wishing my parents a happy life.

May your laughter be sweet during the Spring Festival, and may your children and grandchildren prosper!

36. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

37. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

38, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

39. Happiness is health.

If my blessing can bring you a source of health, I will pray for you day and night.

40. Two little bees fly to the flowers.