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Famous tea house sayings

Good words:

I don't look away, I'm sharp, I'm indecisive, I'm clean, I'm wet, I'm dizzy, I'm degenerate, I'm floating, I'm lonely, I'm confused, I'm talking about the sky, I'm laughing, I'm trembling.

Good sentences:

1, Yu Shizhi leaned against the door of the teahouse and said, "Improve and improve, the more you change, the colder you get!"

2. Master Chang: What about myself? I love our country, but who loves me? Look, (takes some paper money out of the basket) I'll pick up some paper money when I meet a funeral. There is no shroud and coffin, so I have to prepare some paper money for myself, haha, haha!

3. Master Zhang-I have some peanuts here. It's really interesting to drink tea and eat peanuts!

4, Qin but who can chew it?

5, Wang Lifa-see what evil door, peanuts are easy, but you can't chew them all! How ridiculous! ……

6, Qin-others don't know, you know: I have advocated industry to save the country since I was in my twenties. So far ... the machine has been sold as scrap metal! Can the world find such a government? Let me ask you something!