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Henan dialect version of jingle

Every place has its own dialect. As a native of Henan, how much do you know about Henan dialect? Next, I'll sort out the rhymes of the Henan dialect version for you.

Henan dialect version of jingle

Son of a bitch, you walk slowly

Be careful to lead the dog in front of my house.

Son of a bitch, shut up

Be careful, I'll drool.

Son of a bitch, you fly with me

Walking through Zhengzhou to see the Yellow River water

Come and dance, son of a bitch.

Greet the watermelon skin under your feet.

We are touching and flying.

Leap over the Yellow River and never stop.

Wedding anniversary

Let's drink a toast.

Why don't you want to go home and sleep at night?

We are touching and flying.

Leap over the Yellow River and never stop.

You won't have a chance until I get drunk.

Life is slowly withering.

Henan dialect joke

① Dialogue between Party A and Party B

What do you have in your hand?

B: Broken cotton-padded jacket.

A: Can't you put it on?

Sift out the old bite.

A: You can't catch anything.

B: Suitable for all ages.

Won't you hang yourself?

B: The rope is always bad.

Will you hit the wall?

The wall keeps falling down.

(2) Dialogue between the female and the male

Female and male: There are two birds on the branch.

Mother bird said, Ge Yiren, go to the side to evaluate the exchange and dry my hair?

(3) Henan people go to Beijing to buy cloth,

Henan people asked the shop assistant, "How tender is this cloth?"

The salesman was puzzled.

People in Henan also said: Hard struggle is uneven.

The salesman threw it away puzzled.

Henan people are angry and say that you are so tender and so confused. Everyone, you won't get me a light cow.

(4) Tourism

A native of Henan came to xishuangbanna tourism and happened to meet the Songkran Festival. He swore: Who is innocent? Who's free? The tour guide told him: it is a blessing to throw water on you! He said, you can't! No way! That turtle fire is boiling water!

⑤ Singing

Henan people sing: Beijing people sing:? Sun, my great mother, do you rise in the east and set in the west every day? ! ?

Before he finished singing, Henan people said Beijingers:? Are you tired? Look at how we sing. ?

Henan people sang:? The sun! My mother-in-law, you see the sky slides up from the east and down from the west, so you make people panic, but you don't make them panic. ...

180 dialects and proverbs often used by Henan people

1, javelin stick refers to people who talk empty words but don't do practical things.

2. Umbrella with poles.

3, ding ga ga a little bit

4. What a long curse! It means unlike human beings.

5. Dada calls her mother

6, stupid monkey toad.

7, widely surprised, quite ah, but there are words of praise.

8. A little, very little.

9. Ganbazi is skinny.

10, see the sky every day

1 1, Baba did it on purpose.

12, for a while.

13, dad called him brother-in-law.

14, Mazazi Magpie.

15, sow castrated by dolphins and pigs.

16, indicating that the skin thickness is annoying.

17, slaughter the tongues of pigs, cattle and sheep.

Gera kept stirring.

19, expensive means that things are scarce and useful.

20, not idle.

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22, yes, it is used for dialogue recognition.

23. If if

24. The idiom that cats and monkeys scare children is meaningless.

25 can be used as a rhetorical question, can't it?

26, wheel finger adjustment dispute.

27. Laying eggs means laying eggs by chickens, ducks, etc.

28, grinding idle clouds to visit, or refers to chatting.

29, phrases, phrases

30. Do you really mean people's anger or coincidence?

3 1, no scruples about pointing at people, you can get something.

32, cheek bubble cheek

33. Miscellaneous means that people are angry and dirty.

34. Wait for the child to wait.

35. I want to think ahead in the ditch and do my best.

It's thick and dirty.

37. The world refers to showing off and showing off yourself.

38. Portsmouth toilet

39. Jin Gui recorded that people are very stingy and don't want to take things out.

40. Calling means shouting.

Da Chun, beginning of spring.

42. Lock the rake key.

43, chicken night myopia, also refers to night blindness.

44. The wolf is a wolf.

45. The old foster mother refers to the mother-in-law.

46, sand buffalo.

47. Throw it away

48. A thank-you letter when we met again after you borrowed money and returned things, received support and help, and received all kinds of goodwill.

49. Zamao has a bad temper.

50,? Have you ever played? Meaning? what's up

5 1, if you quarrel, it means that the other party is afraid.

52. Da Da said that his father

53. Even partners chip in for dinner.

54. Seeding.

55 years old, the youngest son of Lao Tzu Han.

56. Spend some time together.

57. Turn your mouth and point to the word.

58. Fight or fight in Mandarin; Struggle or do things with your fingers, do things, eat. Regardless of the battle, you can't do it; No fighting, no eating.

59. Hair on the head? The meaning of.

60. The Lord is precious.

6 1, just do it, used as a dialogue affirmation.

62. Weirdness is a good thing.

63. change your urine.

64. verbs

65, gossip.

66 Corn Street, Lou Yu.

Floating on water is becoming more and more popular.

68, the mother's head refers to the breast.

69, both hands and feet can move, so I feel about things and don't do things seriously.

70, dry rice, symmetrical with porridge.

7 1, Chupicuo has no skill.

72. A barrel basket contains a barrel of grain.

73, sulking and suffocation, beautiful way out.

74. Sharp claws are stingy and stingy.

75. Hurry up before it's too late? The meaning of.

76, yellow pointed cow.

77, the groom, the groom

78, snot, snot, snot.

79. Serious and formal.

80, hunchback carries a pot.

8 1, I mean my aunt.

82, solid and solid

83. Huangshi female cow.

84. Smart and penetrating.

85. The exhibition is comfortable and cozy.

86. Selling piles of baking and cheating.

87. If things are not done well, there is no hope.

88. Don't go out of tune for no reason.

89. Laoganye refers to his father-in-law.

90. Shun Egg is likable and likable.

9 1, fireflies and fireflies.

92. The address of an old lady and her husband to her wife. ? Mom? The appellation is wider, and older women also call themselves; Also refers to other people's wives.

93, the youngest child.

In 1994, a boar castrated by a tooth pig.

95, meaning skin refers to thick skin and hates people.

96, lettuce and pumpkin

97. Do you want to cut down trees when putting them? The meaning of.

98. Mom and Dad

Ironically, people are good at putting on airs.

100, full of lies, stirring up trouble.

10 1, "miscellaneous: refers to a rotten and annoying person"

102, dirty mouth is true.

103, I left nothing for my brother-in-law. Used as a negative, don't do something, there is no need to do something.

104, a hook knife similar to a hoe, used for scraper transplanting.

105, chamber pot urinal.

106, nothing.

107, the nickname of the rich for children's obesity.

108, more than a year? the meaning of

109, cracking-means completion.

1 10, solid: compared with bovine B.

1 1 1, hurry up.

1 12, Li Lang means clean clothes and decent clothes; Or talk and do things neatly.

1 13, what should I do?

1 14, the old sow is not castrated.

1 15, brother-in-law's first wife and brother, derogatory.

1 16, playing yo-yo and swing.

1 17, Luo Hu is still used as a joke, saying that people have boldness of vision; Or make a wonderful scene.

1 18, when people come to participate in the competition, children will show their faces and show themselves when they come to visit guests at home.

1 19, the total estimator.

120, both of us

12 1, big shovel handle? Palm line? Farmland cultivator

122, change the stool.

123, fighting skills? Just kidding.

124, brother in law refers to the husband of his wife and sister.

125, the cat whispered.

126, old owl.

127, changing water means talking first and making an agreement first.

128, it's provocative and attractive.

129, nothing.

130, towel handkerchief.

13 1, goba crispy rice

132, molar refers to children bickering.

133, something strange; It also means that people are smart.

134, boar, also known as breeding pig.

135, drag people or mean that people are decent on some occasions, or that people are arrogant.

136, forget it, stop doing it, stop talking.

137, noun

138, not feeling well.

139, mud dog loach.

140, which means annoying.

14 1, spleen cold, the elderly are sick.

142, it's dark at night.

143, chair with backrest.

144, Buffalo, roebuck.

145, in front of the car.

146, hair turnover refers to heatstroke.

147 What are you doing?

148, if nothing means to be careful.

149, you You Guo jump.

150, big steamed bread.

15 1, Japanese heavy goods refer to people who don't pay attention to hygiene.

152, get rid of the ball.

153, turning your eyelids means you don't listen to old words.

154, Moon Grandma Moon.

155, inside, outside, inside and outside.

156, talkative. Don't wait for others to finish before talking to others.

157, today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

158, short file handle.

159, what guy refers to something, or uses bad words to despise people; Or use a query object.

160, the second turn back.

16 1, sandwich leaders refer to stingy and stingy people.

162, cold eggs mean people are stingy.

163, Jiraiya worked hard and made progress step by step.

164, a little, very little.

165, it's dark at night.

166, indicating a firm attitude.

167, Tortoise Beard Bat.

168, sweet sugarcane.

169, Ginkgo's eyes are cloudy.

170, the address of the husband, the old man, the father of the child and the wife of the palm bank.

17 1, rough and comfortable.