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Billboard image with typos

Problem 1: Advertising pictures with typos! picture! 10 points waiting

Question 2: What typos are there on the billboard? 1. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "Push" the tire to repair the tire

2. At the entrance of the retail store: "Another" For sale

3. The entrance of the furniture store: "Home"

4. The entrance of the decoration store: "Huang"

5. The entrance of the installation company: "Press "Decoration

6. The entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

7. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish

8. The hotel menu: "Chicken Dan" ”

9. Sporting goods store sign: “LAN” Qiu

10. Fast food restaurant entrance: “Bar”

11. Parking lot sign: "Quick" car charging

12. Strict crackdown propaganda slogan: Severe "severe" crackdown

13. A traffic propaganda slogan: Overloading and overloading are "extremely" harmful

14. Chinese cabbage is written as "Baicai"

The above are all different characters. As for typos, I cannot type them here because there are no original characters. Most of them are missing or missing or multiple dots, which are caused by carelessness. To.

2. Intentional typos (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisements: "cough" without delay

2. Mountain bike advertisements: " Endless fun riding "

3. Glasses advertisement: a "brightness" is astonishing

4. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent and no "mosquitoes"

5. Transparency Tape advertising: There is no substitute for "tape"

6. Internet cafe advertising: Love is deep after the "net"

7. Piano advertising: "Piano" has a special liking and love at first sight. "Piano"

8. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" as you like

9. Air heater advertisement: No "sweat" in your life

10. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are used to select people

11. A laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up

12. A real estate company's advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are available

13. A certain cake advertisement: "cake" rises step by step

14. Stomach medicine advertisement: one "no" to "stomach"

15. Horse racing advertisement: happy in "Riding"

16. Electric iron advertisement: Bai "clothes" are always smooth

17. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hat"

18 , Stone disease treatment advertisements: Big "stones" turn into small, small "stones" turn into small ones

19. Printer advertisements: A hundred stories are worth one "click"

20. Gift shop advertisements : "Li" is of course

Question 3: Where is the idiom billboard with typos? picture. Ah

Question 4: Typos on billboards 2. Intentional typos.

1. Drug advertising: "cough" cannot be delayed (engraved)

2. Mountain bike advertising: "riding" is endless fun (it)

3. Glasses advertisement: a "brightness" is astonishing (singing)

4. Mosquito repellent advertisement: there is no "mosquito" (smell)

5. Piano advertisement: "Piano" has a unique Bell, love at first sight "Qin" (love)

6. Water heater advertisement: "bath" according to your heart (desire)

7. Clothing store advertisement: "clothing and hat" determine the person (Based on appearance)

8. An advertisement for a certain laundry shop: "Clothes" are not parted (Yiyi)

9. An advertisement for a real estate company: All "rooms" are ready (things)

10. A certain cake advertisement: the cake rises (higher) step by step

11. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy the "riding" (it)

12. Electric iron advertisement: Bai "yi" Baishun (obedience)

13. Stone disease treatment advertisement: Big "stones" turn into small ones, and small "stones" turn into (things)

14. Printer advertising: One "click" (see) is worse than a hundred stories

15. Refrigerator advertising: The "fresh" frontier of refrigeration (first)

16. Garden apartment advertising: Be at peace with the "home" (Yu)

17. Dancing machine advertisement: dance when you hear "machine" (chicken)

18. Seafood advertisement: take the "fresh" step (first)

19. Dental clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" population (popular)

20. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is taken for granted (reason)

A certain student likes to write typos and always writes "break" as "drink".

In one of his diaries, he wrote, "The squad leader ordered us to carry dung, and everyone worked very hard. No one dared to drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back."

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There is a deputy secretary in our bureau who taught us "Reforming Our Learning" by *** in the winter training class one year. Before learning, his old man said: "Although my professional level is not as high as yours, my political level is definitely better than yours. After all, I have been a political cadre for so long and I have learned much more about politics than you. You have to listen carefully. , take note carefully." Everyone was horrified and listened carefully to the secretary's reading: "...there is no intention of seeking truth from facts, but the intention of trying to attract public attention..." Haha, "grandstanding" is read as "grandstanding", below. There was a sigh of relief, but he didn’t know it yet. Continuing "...the reeds on the wall are top-heavy and have shallow roots; the bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skin and hollow bellies." He stopped to explain, and there was laughter below. Then again, "...this attitude is based on seeking truth from facts, without the intention of sensationalizing..." The person below finally laughed out loud, and even the director sitting next to him couldn't help but laugh. Later, I also learned "***". Somehow, the idiom "can sing and weep" was included, but the old man pronounced it as "can sing and weep", which made the whole audience laugh again. The atmosphere of that study session was lively and left a deep impression on us. We would make fun of each other and often say things like "singing the wind" and "singing songs but also standing up".

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There is a colleague in the unit who is a worker, peasant, and soldier college student, and his educational level is not high. Once I went to the Municipal Bureau to submit materials, so I called: "Hey, is this the XX webmaster? My resume has been sent, have you received it?" People didn't understand: "What, what?" Resume?" He said anxiously, "It's the personal resume you want me to send..." We were already laughing. Haha, "resume" is called "resume", it's really a big girl sitting in a sedan chair - this is the first time I've heard of it. From then on, "Revised Calendar" became synonymous with him. This dear friend often makes jokes like this. If there is a wine named "Luzhou Laojiao", he always calls it "Luzhou Laojiao". People asked him what kind of wine he drank today, and he said: "It's not the same as before, Luzhou Laoyao?" He was called "Laoyao Laoyao" more often, so we started calling him "Laoyao".

Of course he also smiled and said: "Are you making fun of ***? I'm not better than that secretary? I'm just trying to make a fuss" - I'm sorry!

Typos in the essay

On New Year's Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the "Ice Toilet"...

Teacher Comment: Is there such a thing? I want to go too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)

. After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we went to the school and took a bus to Kenting for our graduation trip

Teacher Comment: I don't know which funeral home your home is from? The teacher never knew... (grooming)

. Last night my left eyelid kept twitching, and I thought it was a "bra" at that time. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today.

Teacher comment: My child, are you that old already? (Omen)...gt;gt;

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Question 6: Typos written on billboards The impact will affect the next generation, making them more difficult to learn Chinese. If they are taught from an early age, it may have a negative impact on the children's life, making them unable to identify what is right and what is wrong, and they will inadvertently write If you make a typo, it will be difficult to correct it in the future, so billboards try to use the correct Chinese characters.

Question 7: What are the typos in store names and advertisements? 1. The typo was not intentional (typos in quotation marks) 1. The entrance of a hotel: "copy" rice 2. The entrance of a car repair shop: "push" air for tire repair 3. The entrance of a retail store: "other" sales 4. The entrance of a furniture store : home "all" 5. Decoration store entrance: decorated with "huang" 6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment" 7. Installation company entrance: "press" decoration 8. Car wash shop entrance: car wash and wax 9. Hotel entrance: "He" rice 10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo 11. The restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan" 12. The sign of the hardware store: "扦" seat 13. The sign of the sporting goods store: "LAN" ball 14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: 15. Farmer's market sign: "Tomato" eggplant 16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll 17. Strict crackdown propaganda slogan: Strict "Li" crackdown 18. An airport banner: "Young" 19. A certain Traffic slogans: Overloading and overloading are "extremely" harmful. 20. A certain canteen's menu: Fish "Garden" 2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks) 1. Pharmaceutical advertising: "cough" cannot be delayed 2. Mountain bike advertising : "Riding" has endless fun 3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe and sound 4. Glasses advertisement: A "brightness" is astonishing 5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: No "mosquitoes" silently 6. Scotch tape advertisement: There is no substitute for "bring" 7. Internet cafe advertisement: One "Internet" is a deep love 8. Piano advertisement: "Piano" is a special favorite, and "piano" is loved at first sight 9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" as you like 10. Air conditioner advertisement: No "sweat" in life 11 , Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" are chosen by people 12. A certain laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes" are not given up 13. A certain real estate company advertisement: Ten thousand "rooms" are available 14. A certain cake advertisement: "cake" rises 15 step by step , Stomach medicine advertisement: one "no" to "stomach" 16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding" 17. Electric iron advertisement: "100" clothes, 100% smooth 18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burn" is better than 19. Washing machine Advertisement: "Idle" wife and loving mother 20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with "hats" 21. Advertisement for curing stone disease: Big "stones" turn into small ones, small "stones" turn into pieces 22. Printer advertisement: A hundred stories are worth one "click" ” 23. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint 24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh Front 25. Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids 26. Garden apartment advertisement: Stay safe with your apartment 27. Dancing machine advertisement: Dance after hearing the word "machine" 28 , Seafood advertisement: get "fresh" in one step 29. Dental clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" population 30. Gift shop advertisement: "Li". Of course, the furniture store labeled the advertisement as "furniture". A restaurant's signboard said "Thirteen" Too full” One Real Estate

The slogan "Bury the Rich on All Sides" in the advertisement is very conspicuous. Medical merchants use slogans with homophonic meanings such as "Don't stay under the spot." , all kinds of beer are written as "all kinds of beer spilled" - China's top ten failed advertising slogans in 2002 1. The man who makes women's heart beat in Qi brand suits 2. Give melatonin as a gift 3. Jiuxin Miteting soap: Look, you put The mites were transmitted to my daughter 4. The beautiful girl of heaven smiles at the wind and clouds 5. When hair falls in love with fertilizer, it is unexpected Zhijiang 9, Zhang Weijian's The Happy Man 10, Star Shu's Stomach How Are You Chapter Yesterday I went out to buy some small things, and in the distance I heard the loudspeaker of a promotional vehicle repeating something. As the car got closer, I suddenly realized that it was an advertising car. The billboard clearly said: Shanghai-Hangzhou Woolen Sweaters are on sale, and it said in particularly eye-catching fonts and colors, "Demolish houses and sell tiles to collect tolls." I laughed out loud without being surprised! To be honest, my country's advertising industry has made great progress since the reform and opening up, especially in recent years, and there are many memorable advertising masterpieces in various media. But what I saw yesterday is not an isolated phenomenon. It’s not uncommon to see inferior advertising slogans such as “low prices”, “bloodletting without pain” and “earth-shaking sales”. This at least illustrates several problems: first, the advertising practitioners are mixed, second, they are deliberately exaggerating and lacking integrity, and third, they are impetuous. I hope lame advertisements such as "Tear down houses and sell tiles to raise travel expenses" will disappear soon. The store's plaque and store name are symbols for customers to remember the characteristics of the store. Nowadays, shops are popping up all over the island city, and people are paying more and more attention to "visual impact". Various personalized store names have become the first trick for merchants to create attractive selling points...gt;gt;

Question 8: Are there any typos on advertising signs on the street? How many do I need?

Question 9: There are typos on house signs, advertisements, and slogans, and they need to be corrected. For pharmacies, cough (engraved) without delay