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Poetry class

1, a round of sky falls in a blink of an eye, driving away the stars and the waning moon.

-Zhao Kuangyin's ode to the first day

2. There is wind in the cloud flight. Hai returned to his hometown. Andrew, soldiers are always looking!

-Liu Bang's Song of the Breeze

3. Life is a hero and death is a ghost.

-Li Qingzhao's "Summer quatrains"

4. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to live in the liver and gallbladder.

-Tan Sitong's The Wall in Prison

5, Huangsha wears golden armor in hundreds of battles, and does not break Loulan.

-Wang Changling's "Joining the Army"

6. Dapeng rises from the wind one day and soars in Wan Li!

-Li Bai's "Li Shangyong"

7. Jiang Haitong, Wan Li and Kyushu are vast places.

-Cen Can's "Send the secretary Zhang to fill in Liu Xianggong, cross the river and judge, and go to the river outside the province"

On the 8th, the Qian Qiu hegemony exhibition made a grand debut, killing thousands of people with sharp blades.

-"The Last Blessed Residence" by Don Juan Chao

Although a country is divided, mountains and rivers still exist, and trees and grass turn green again.

-Du Fu's "Spring Hope"

One day, I will ride the wind and waves, sail straight up and cross the deep sea.

-Li Bai's "It's Hard to Walk"

Popular class

1, whoever follows me will prosper, and whoever opposes me will die.

I won't follow it. I've always lived the life I wanted.

3, a sword in hand, moving in all directions. Who is the hero in the world?

4, drinking crazy songs and living an empty life, for whom to fly is a man.

People are born noble, not in money, but in personality.

6, don't abandon, don't give up, this is the standard of my life!

7. If you hurt me, I will kill you!

8. Even if you are abandoned, you will feel ashamed, but you will temporarily cover your face with pride.

If you haven't experienced my past, don't comment on my present easily.

10, carry your dreams and taste your tears.

celebrity quote

1, sincerity, stone opens the door. -Chong Wang

2, people have no long-term worries, there must be near worries. -Confucius

A sincere person will not hate others. Napoleon

4. Do what you can and do your best. -Dong Qing

5. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. -The Analects of Confucius

6, sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions. -The Analects of Confucius

7. Ask if you don't understand, and you won't learn. —— Dong Zhongshu

8. No one has died since ancient times, leaving Dan Xin as Han Qing. -Wen Tianxiang

9. He died of a national disaster and died suddenly. -Cao Zhi

10, the old horse crouches, aiming at a thousand miles; The martyrs were full of courage in their later years. -Cao Cao

market quotations

Believe what he says, but don't take it seriously.

2. Believe in Buddhism and cause and effect. In the face of real cause and effect, human power is negligible.

3. Cut the wire all the way with a kitchen knife and lightning.

I staggered forward, even though blood and bones were scattered all over the floor.

5, the world is my generation, and when I enter the rivers and lakes, I will lead a drunken life.

6, low-key, you have to lose.

7. Read more books and watch them.

I don't need to take you seriously. I like being stupid. I understand some things myself, but I never like being forced. I can tolerate people I like bullying me. People I don't like will never let you bully me.

9. People who love me sometimes love is a kind of injury. Remember that the harm comes from each other, not unilaterally;

10, be realistic and hypocritical occasionally, because otherwise, it is difficult to get along.