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A message is a parody composition.

1. composition: write a news, 5 words

I saw such a news on the China news page of Southeast Business Daily. It was a photo that caught my attention. A short boy was doing something with his head down in the street drain. My curiosity suddenly rose. I am busy browsing related articles. The caption of this photo is "The Baby Doing Homework on the Roadside Moves the Internet". The related article says: On a winding and rugged rural road, a little boy stooped, took a ditch as a stool, and took the roadside as a table, and wrote his homework with great enthusiasm. Even if a car passed by, he was unmoved, and the seriousness from his brow made people moved and gave birth to a new feeling. Zhang Hao, a third-grade boy from rural Chongqing, replied, "Doing homework on the side of the road is because it feels brighter outside than at home." Zhang Hao lived alone with his grandparents since childhood. He only had a fluorescent lamp at home, and his life was very poor. When I saw this, my nose felt sour. It was not easy for Zhang Hao to study so hard in such a poor environment. Compared with him, I simply lived in a honey pot. I was wearing clothes to reach out for food. From now on, I also want to be as sensible as Zhang Xiaohao and attach importance to learning. Zhang Xiaohao certainly understands the importance of learning more than I do, because only knowledge can change fate and only knowledge can create wealth. Zhang Xiaohao, from today on, let's work together and make progress together! At about 7 pm on January 16th, 29, Lu Zhenying, a waiter at Suiyang Hotel in Shangqiu City, was on duty at the service desk on the second floor, and found a paper bag containing 18, yuan. Faced with such a huge sum of money, she was still not tempted. Without waiting for the owner, she carried the paper bag and searched from room to room along the floor. Finally, after confirming the identity of the owner, she returned the huge sum to the owner completely. The grateful owner. Some people may say that Lu Zhenying's behavior was stupid, and no one saw it at that time. If she left the money, maybe she wouldn't have to work in a hotel, or maybe she could be a small boss and live in peace from now on ... But "Fool" Lu Zhenying chose the former. "It's not her own thing, you can't have it!" A very simple idea prompted her to give up this windfall. Everyone's heart is full of meat. If the owner is himself, if someone finds it but doesn't return it, what kind of anxiety and heartache it will be! After reading this news, I thought of many things ... In fact, in our motherland, there are many fools like Lu Zhenying or similar to her. Let's say soldiers, they leave their hometown and relatives, give up their families and protect everyone for the sake of the peace of the motherland, and defend their homeland in remote northern Xinjiang and lonely islands ... Perhaps there will be no exciting war scenes in their military career, but There are also our brave police. Although there is no war in peacetime, there are always some people who are desperate for self-interest and are extremely vicious. In order to protect people's lives and property and protect the interests of the country and the collective from infringement, they silently exercise their duties and even sacrifice their lives! Mom said that in our motherland, there are not only these "fools". There are such people everywhere in all walks of life and among ordinary workers! Firefighters died to put out the fire, teachers were willing to stay poor for students, workers worked hard for enterprises, and farmers irrigated their sweat for the land ... Even she was one of them. Society needed a "fool"! I think I will be such a "fool" when I grow up! A few days ago, a piece of news caught the eye of Chinese people: some China people who visited Hong Kong Disneyland took off their shoes and rested in public, some slept in their seats as beds, some spit everywhere, and some even urinated everywhere. These actions of Chinese people surprised foreign tourists, and some reporters filmed these ugly behaviors and posted them online for people to "appreciate", which really embarrassed China people who had lived in the "land of etiquette" for a long time! Strange to say, spitting, littering and making loud noises are all common things in our country, which is known as the "state of etiquette"! When someone spits everywhere in the park, no one will feel strange; When someone litters, no one will take it as news; When someone makes a loud noise, no one will be indignant. People around us have long been used to it. Having lived in the "state of etiquette" for a long time, we have regarded rude behavior as normal, which is really confusing? There is an old saying that living with kindness is like entering the room of Zhilan, but you don't smell its fragrance for a long time; Living with the wicked, like entering the abalone, is not smelly for a long time. The news is alarming. I'm afraid we are not in the "room of Zhilan". Over time, people are fragrant, but in a rude environment. I don't smell it for a long time. All over the world, countries that are more developed than China and countries that are less developed than China are plastered with Chinese words "Don't spit", "Don't litter", "Please queue up", "Please keep quiet" and "Please flush after defecation". Tourists come from all over the world, and these words are written only in Chinese, which shows that these slogans are for China people, because it seems that only China people will have a large number of people spitting and littering. Taking the past as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall; Looking at people as a mirror, we can see the gains and losses. Living in an environment for a long time has made us lose our judgment on our own behavior. Now it is time to re-examine the politeness norms of our "etiquette country". When the abnormal becomes normal and the ugly becomes a habit, it is not the quality problem of a few people, but the sorrow of the whole society and nation. 2. Write a message in 4 words

Dear teachers and students:

Hello!

Sunny, fresh air, birds and flowers are our dream campus environment. Everyone wants to study and live in a clean and comfortable environment and grow up healthily. Over the years, our school has been advocating green civilization and creating a humanistic and harmonious educational environment. However, the phenomena of wanton waste, littering, and uncivilized dining often appear around students.

In a few days, it will be the 6th anniversary of the founding of anniversary. In order to create a beautiful and clean environment for educating people, reduce the incidence of diseases, and greet the arrival of National Day with a brand-new look and attitude, the Young Pioneers Brigade of our school set up a small campus environmental protection guard. They carried forward the fine traditions of not being afraid of hardship, fatigue and dirt, and maintained the campus environmental sanitation with practical actions, and sang harmonious notes on campus. Today, I send the following suggestions to the teachers and students of the whole school:

1. Strive to be civilized people and develop good habits of hygiene. No spitting, no littering, take the initiative to clean up the dirt on the ground and walls; Don't bring food and disposable lunch boxes purchased from outside into school, and don't throw away plastic bags in your hands; After lunch, clean the environmental sanitation of the dining area in time; Use as little or no disposable plastic products as possible.

2. Be proud of saving water, electricity and grain, turn off the tap at hand, save every kilowatt hour and cherish every grain.

3. Take the initiative to pick up the garbage left on the ground. Develop the good habit of being civilized and clean, and create a beautiful campus together.

4. Take care of public property. Don't scribble on tables, chairs and walls. Take care of everything on campus.

5, insist on cleaning the classroom and outdoor cleaning every day.

6. Everyone is a guardian of environmental protection and a green propagandist. When they see uncivilized phenomena, they should persuade and stop them in time. 3. Write a message in the form of a composition. How to write it?

The students' home is the campus, which is a big garden for cultivating the flowers of the motherland. There have been many memorable and beautiful past events in this garden. Let me pick a bright and dazzling flower for you! Pppp time back to a hot summer, the sun steamed the earth dry, and the children's faces were all red.

at this moment, a dark cloud is floating on our heads. Suddenly, it rained cats and dogs from the boundless sky.

pppp students were wet by the heavy rain. At this moment, Xiaoqiang stepped on the water with his foot, and "Oh, my gosh" splashed all the body of Xiaoyi. It seems that our battle with boys has begun again. Xiaojian brought a small bag of words. He put the water in the bag and threw it at us with the same force. Oh, my God, we can't lose, we must win, so we brought a lunch box, filled with water, and kept throwing it at the boy.

"Ha ha ha ..." The boys were beaten all wet by us "female generals", just like "wet monkeys". I thought they would "retreat", but never imagined that they would "suddenly attack" and "catch us all".

We girls stand up, don't bow to those evil forces and keep attacking them. I saw "grenades" attacking each other. This is really "two tigers fight for each other, and there must be one injury."

after half an hour of activity class, both of us are exhausted and have no strength to fight on. Although the students are tired, they all show a happy smile, which reflects the friendship and unity of the students.

"What are you doing?" The teacher in the next class said, "The students in Class 3 (1) are really naughty." Her voice made us all cry, so the teacher asked our parents to bring clothes to school.

pppp, although it has been four years, I always smile when I think back to this interesting campus story, the course of a water fight, and my classmates' love for friendship. 2. Three weeks ago, when I faced the new campus, I had an indescribable excitement: I finally went to junior high school! It's another new semester. For me, it's a new starting point and another challenge! Before long, I began to worry. Will I get along well with my classmates? What will my classmates and teachers think of me? In fact, I have been thinking about this question all summer. Who will not feel nervous and curious about the new environment? Fortunately, after a few days of school, I got along well with my classmates and didn't have much homework. It was quite relaxed. Maybe it won't be so relaxed in the future.

I'm in the first grade, and this sentence should be as full of * * * as a declaration. It smells like the end of the world when I read it, and it's faint, just like a person's last words. A minute ago, my mother told me that you should read the momentum, let everyone know that you have confidence in a new starting point, and you should cheer everyone up.

and now, a minute later, this sentence has produced the opposite effect by me. Mom's sigh is clearly audible. I know I let him down and I don't want to let him down, but I can't help it, just as I don't want to take the exam.

It's been three weeks since school started, and my curiosity about the new environment is not as strong as before. I consider myself a genius, with good grades and good articles. If I am not a genius, it is a joke.

However, a genius like me made a mistake when doing a math problem that the teacher thought everyone could do. That doesn't mean I'm not human. If I'm not human, what am I?

I'm not human, so what am I? Sister Fan said I was a human being. Humanoid? I think it's really tiring.

I am so tired that I face so many classmates and their confident smiles every day to set off my lack of confidence; I am so tired that every time I shuttle through the campus, I have no time to look around and class will soon begin; I'm so tired that I have to use coffee to refresh myself because I don't get enough sleep every day to ensure that I don't yawn in class ... I met my primary school classmates in the street. She said that she regretted that she had chosen her present school and that she had not chosen mine. In fact, she didn't know, and I was helpless. I was very tired.

people outside want to come in and people inside want to go out. I find our school more and more like a besieged city.

The thoughtfulness of the school makes the canteen colorful for us, from all kinds of snacks to sewing buttons. The school so gently cut off any reason for us to leave school.

So, we have to look at the empty sky around us, our eyes are empty and confused, and then we grieve for spring and autumn day after day, lamenting that the outside world is wonderful and the inside world is helpless. The iron gate is locked, and the courtyard is deep. I ask you how much sorrow you can have, and tears will flow first.

It seems that the popularity of Tears at Prison is not without reason. I remember how excited I was when I was admitted to this school.

I was always in a good mood that summer. After I came in, I began to worry.

Although it's easy to enjoy the cool under a big tree, it's unpleasant to be leaning against a big tree but not being a big tree. There are not many people in our grade, but the competition is fierce.

When I first faced a series of Arabic numerals and ABCD-printed exercises, I felt more tired than ever. This was my junior high school life. Although I am very tired, I know that I must take these exercises seriously. I know that I must work hard for the future. I know that all my efforts today will be harvested three years later.

But what's the use of knowing? Just like I know there is a moon in the solar system, so what? It's not my turn to step on the great foot of mankind. I think I should work hard.

The last announcement on Saturday was like being released from prison. We packed our things and went home from school.

Opening the door, I shouted, "I'm back at last!" Although there is no Wei Zhongxian's got, there is a tragic escape from hell. This is my junior high school life, full of too much competition, too much bitterness, too much desolation and too much helplessness and loneliness, just like a stagnant pool. 4. How to write a composition of news

is a communication report. It consists of the following parts: First, the title is equivalent to the title of the composition, but different from the title of the composition, he should explain the main content in concise language. Please see the following title: "The city's three habits education will be held in bright primary school". 2. Introduction: Summarize the main content in two or three sentences, and emphasize the time, place, people and events. Please read the following lead: "Recently, the Chongqing Three Habits Education Site Meeting was held in bright primary school. The deputy director of the Municipal Education Bureau, the director of the General Education Unit, and the principals of primary and secondary schools and central schools directly under the county attended the meeting. " Third, the text describes the ins and outs of the event in detail, mainly grasping the six elements of the narrative to write, so that people can know what happened. Some news is followed by a conclusion, pointing out the significant impact of the incident and the follow-up reports of the newspaper. Some messages have more than one title, and there are eyebrows before the topic, followed by subtitles. Here is an example for your reference. Liangcheng No.1 Primary School held an essay competition for love-oriented schools recently, Liangcheng No.1 Primary School held an essay competition for love-oriented schools with the theme of "equality, participation, harmony and development". Teachers, students and parents of the whole school actively participated. In the essay, parents and teachers