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Please help me come up with two slogans, one that expresses the meaning of "Girls stop in boys' dormitory" and "Boys stop in girls' dormitory" respectively.

Brother Chun is walking like a dragon and a tiger is walking like a tiger,

Thrusting forward and rising behind means being invincible!

Brother Chun, everyone understands that if a woman wants to enter the boys' dormitory, she must have a flat chest like Brother Chun before she can enter.

Bubu, naturally Dongfang Bubai, if a man wants to enter the girls’ dormitory, he must castrate himself like Bubai before he can enter