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Make sentences with IKEA (about 30 sentences)

First, you can be a husband and a teacher. Near IKEA, you are far from being kind, prosperous in female virtue and good in thousands of rooms. Otherwise, otherwise!

Second, the true IKEA spirit is based on our enthusiasm, our persistent innovation spirit, our cost consciousness, our desire to take responsibility and help others, our professionalism and our simple behavior. Ingvar Kamprad?

3. I use IKEA's antique chest of drawers as a dresser, and my old rattan mirror image is a long-lost lover.

Yang Buhui: In the afternoon, I went to IKEA with a beautiful woman. Ya walked to a long and narrow dressing mirror and cried excitedly, "Come and see, this mirror can make people thin!" " ! I rushed to the front of the mirror, scolded "fuck", and rushed back with "* * * *, the photo is incomplete"!

5. At the wedding reception

Congratulations to the bride and groom, IKEA.

6. He told readers at the beginning of the book: Like all enterprises, IKEA is committed to professionalism and profit.

Seven, IKEA Dijie really likes and dislikes!

8. IKEA is one of the largest retailers of furniture and home decoration products in the world, with more than 240 shopping malls in 34 countries.

Ingvar kamprad of IKEA drives a Volvo with a history of 10.

X. The specific address of the house is Floor [Finishing] 17, Building B, IKEA International Apartment, Jianshe Street, Chaoyang District.

XI。 In order to better understand the specific situation of IKEA in China market, we invite you to complete the following questions.

12. A newspaper said that the fire escape of a nearby IKEA store was a good observation point, but the China Navy kept silent about the specific date of its maiden voyage.

Thirteen, other small furniture comes from IKEA.

Fourteen Kamprad's public title is senior consultant of IKEA.

If you have been to IKEA furniture stores, you will know that they always use a lot of lamps and lighting.

16. A newspaper said that the escape exit of a nearby IKEA store was an excellent place to observe the navigation of the aircraft carrier, but the China Navy kept silent on the sailing date.

Sun Han: I have been to the local IKEA store, and I think I can make equally good furniture.

18. The "IKEA Online" layout planned by founder and CEO Zhou Pin has gradually taken shape.

19. IKEA China Testing and Training Center is located in Fengxian Port Development Zone, Shanghai.

One hour's drive from IKEA Shanghai Xuhui Shopping Mall.

Twenty, the reporter asked him sincerely, is it necessary for all IKEA employees to make full use of both sides of paper?

21. Because IKEA goes far beyond the concept of ordinary furniture manufacturers, it sells a way of life.

Twenty-two, just like IKEA combined with a Japanese anime girl of 13 years old, a hotel was born!

23. What do you think IKEA needs to improve?

Twenty-four, create an environment that can reflect the strong IKEA culture, make it learn and use it flexibly, and absorb and accommodate all kinds of employees and customers in this environment.

Twenty-five, stay away from right and wrong and look for chic. Floor heating Jiangnan Yan IKEA, people are idle in the north, and spring is priceless. A cup of tea, five-color melons and four-season flowers. Zhang Kejiu?

Twenty-six, here we use cheap IKEA composite floor, and the sofa bed and workbench on the right are made by Erick.

Last year was a successful year for kamprad, the founder of Swedish discount furniture chain IKEA.

28. IKEA Furniture IKEA furniture is named after one word. Most furniture names come from Sweden, Denmark, Finland or Norway.

Twenty-nine, the system says: but * * * has served as a minister, a good minister, a loyal and obedient, a wife from IKEA, and a wife with the same title in the state.

30. For most people, northern Europe is fresh oxygen, bright starry sky, dense forests, fine powder and other abstract things, but northern Europe is more modern and fashionable like IKEA.