Can you make me laugh?

that night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I looked at my watch and it was past one o'clock at night. I got out of bed and turned on my computer. I entered a chat room on a website. I went in and found that there were not many people. Several people are discussing what kind of woman is the cutest. I used a very vulgar name-Cunnier. I warmly greet everyone: Hello, teachers! I'm new here. I don't know any rules, so teachers should give me more advice. A passionate person said, why do you come here if you don't stay in the village? Me: My mother said to let me come to the city to learn more and go back to find a husband's family. Affectionate childe: Do you still want to get married? Me: My mother said that I look handsome. I'm sure I can find a good husband's family, so I came to the mayor of the city to see it. I heard that there is everything in this net, so I stopped by to have a look, and the teachers helped me more! Acacia becomes a disease: Who is your teacher? Silly girl, why do you call the teacher when you open your mouth? Me: Everyone who can read there is called a teacher. Xinruyue: silly sister, you're killing me. Let me ask you, do you know who Lewinsky is? Me: Does he drive? Driving a car or a tractor? There are big trucks in my village, and drivers are called drivers. I haven't heard of your dish, Winsky. Many people shouted dizzy. Me: Aren't you online? Is the net dangling in your place? Why are you dizzy? Heart is like a moon: I have a spitter. Silly sister, I'm telling you, Lewinsky is the girl who had sex news with the former president of the United States. Affectionate childe: Ah Yue, you still tell him about America. Does he know where America is? Me: I knew China. My teacher said that China is my motherland. My motherland is vast in territory and abundant in resources. What is America? Acacia becomes a disease: Silly girl, I didn't realize you were a patriot. Let me tell you something. America is on the other side of the earth. Heart is like a moon: silly sister, do you know that the earth is round? Me: I know, my teacher said, the earth is the oldest. My teacher said that there was a fool who wanted to find a point to pry up the earth, but he didn't find it in the end. Their net is wobbling again. Fainted to a large area again. I said to Acacia: Teacher, let me ask you something. Isn't it uncomfortable for Americans to have their heads down every day? Acacia becomes a disease: what is the big head down? Me: The earth is round. You said they are under our feet. Then don't they face down? Xinruyue: silly sister, you are so cute. I have a terrible stomachache. Me: Sister, my mother said. Don't drink unclean water. Be careful of your stomachache. Did you drink it? Affectionate childe: Do you have a mobile phone? I'll call you. Me: I do. I do. I think all the girls in the city have something around their necks. Still talking. I'll ask. I was told it was called a cell phone. I bought one and hung it up. Acacia becomes a disease: stop nagging and say the number quickly. I'll call you. Me: No number. I forgot to ask the people in the shop. Affectionate childe: Didn't people tell you how to use it when you bought it? Me: Yes. Press a number and sing a song. That's nice. Xinruyue: Where did you buy your mobile phone? how much is it? Me: The store. Twenty-eight cents. They want 3.5 yuan. I'll give him two dollars and eight cents. Their nets began to wander again, and they fainted again. Acacia becomes a disease: Silly girl, you can type quite fast. Who did you learn it from? Me: I didn't type, I said. A little brother called for me. Xinruyue: Where is your home? Why did your mother let you come out alone? Me: My home is in the village. My mother let me out to learn. Affectionate childe: Go back to the village, this is not your place. Be careful of being trafficked. Me: My mom said, when I saw a man, I called him grandpa. When I saw a woman, I called auntie, and dessert was easy to handle. Acacia becomes a disease: Girl, you are not fit to stay in the city. Listen to your eldest brother and go home. The city will pollute you. Me: Don't you like vegetables and fruits without pesticides in your city? I didn't bring the pesticide bucket either. How can it be polluted? Heart is like a moon: This child is silly and cute. silly sister, don't stay in the Internet cafe. Hurry home. Me: I have no home. No place to live. People surf the internet here for only five yuan a night. More suitable than staying in a hotel. I came here. I also know what a net is. Teachers also told me that the driver of the president of the United States is a woman. It's still peach Affectionate childe: Haha. This girl is so interesting. Me: I have to go. It's almost dawn. I have to save money. I forgot to tell you. I saved a lot of steel collapses. Heart is like a moon: why are you saving steel and collapsing? Dowry? Me: I went to Beijing to see my brother. My brother is a big celebrity. Everyone on earth knows him. Xinruyue: Who is your brother? Me: I said my brother, but I just can't laugh. I am also in a hurry. That's right. His name is Luo Jing. CCTV. Affectionate childe: Luo Jing is your brother? Me: I thought he was my brother, and he didn't know it yet. I'll tell him when I've saved enough steel balls. The net is swinging again. They passed out again. Me: Your net is always wobbling. You faint when you talk. I won't talk about it. I'm leaving. You are dizzy in the internet ...

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