How to write the slogan that kiwifruit is ripe?

These eye-catching fruit stall slogans are really talented. I want to buy a watermelon.

Summer is coming, all kinds of fruits are ripe and begin to enter the market. Moreover, there are more and more fruit stalls on the roadside. How to stand out from the numerous fruit stalls depends on the slogans on the fruit stalls. Let's talk about these fruit stall slogans that make people shine. All of them are really talented. I want to buy a watermelon to try. Hahaha!

Pineapple is a delicious tropical fruit, but it also has a disadvantage, that is, it has thorns and is not easy to clean. If you buy it yourself, it will be difficult to peel it without tools. So the merchants provide peeling service, but they have to pay for it. The domineering advertising language like the above picture is very eye-catching.

This advertisement for selling melons takes a warm route and attracts you with nostalgic taste and characteristics. Let you buy it back for your parents. Dad likes it, and mom is happy. Just for this sentence, I also want to buy some for my parents to eat.

Nowadays, many commodities are looking for celebrities, and banana sellers are no exception. In addition, they also "found" a big-name star. Hahaha, the advertising words are also very atmospheric. "A generation of bananas shines brightly." Will you stop for a while when you see this?

It's hard not to doubt that you still have a dentist. First I bought your kiwi fruit, then I lost my tooth, and then I went to your dental clinic to have my teeth inserted. Ha ha ha, you are too deep!

Watermelon is the most common fruit in summer, and it is the best choice to relieve summer heat and quench thirst. Look at the slogan of this booth, seedless watermelon, "riper than wife, sweeter than lover, and more delicious than mistress". Oh, I'll buy a watermelon to taste and see what your watermelon tastes like.

In addition to the unconventional and eye-catching advertising language, there are some "homophones" similar to the above. For example, this one is very talented, "Meet by chance, it's really different". Similarly, the following "Charming Pomelo Goods" gives people a very literary feeling. What did you say?/Sorry?

These eye-catching fruit stall slogans, especially watermelon slogans, are really talented. I want to buy a watermelon to try. What humorous fruit advertisements have you encountered in your life? Welcome to share your message.