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A message to bless women's double eleven.

1, sunshine, moonlight, starlight, may every ray of light bring you health and happiness; God stick, fairy stick and human stick, may each stick bring you good luck and happiness; May every festival bring you relaxation and happiness before, during and after the festival. On Singles' Day, may God of Wealth take care of you every day and live a sweet and happy life!

2. Being single is actually good. No cooking, no shopping. You can order takeout when you are hungry. There is no obstacle. It's just that your parents blame you and your mood is really helpless. You just have to wait hard and wait for true love. I hope that my dish can be irrigated with love, and I can lift my feet forward as soon as possible, beyond being single, and you and I are single, "naked" and no longer "leftovers"! Happy Singles Day!

3. Being single is not a crime, and there is no one around. Happiness is hard to remember when a person is drunk. In pairs, how precious love is. Find a bosom friend and line up happily. Singles' Day is coming, I wish you an early couple!

4, Singles Day taboo "one", talk and do things must be double. You need two short messages, one to send and one to hide; Eat two bowls, eat one bowl and watch one bowl; Two cups of tea, one for you and one for me. Both are lucky, and the bachelor is happy.

5. Singles' Day is coming. SMS reminds you that Singles' Day is still ten days away. Singles' friends should hurry to find partners, men should strive for "streaking", women should strive for "blindness", and the day of "recovery" will never come again. Singles' Day is accompanied!

6. I'm single, and I'm proud of being asked to sleep. It's good to be in pairs, but Jianghu is easy to wander around the world. Get drunk and follow your heart is the right way. Happy holidays!

7. Singles Day, I have no vision, no one wants three meals, and I am alone in the four seasons. I have been suffering from five winters and six summers for a long time. I am thirsty and love; 11.11Singles' Day, the sun is hard to see in a hundred years. I wish you good health, have a lover as soon as possible, and end the single complaint!

8. There is a kind of loneliness called "the second cup is half price", a kind of loneliness called solitude, a kind of helplessness called lovers' seat, and a kind of sadness called Singles Day again. 11.11Singles' Day, I wish you to get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and get married immediately!