Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - ?Pursuit: Capricorn’s pursuit is serious. As long as the other party does not let Capricorn think that there is no chance at all, Capricorn will pursue it like a madman. In fact, they have very little

?Pursuit: Capricorn’s pursuit is serious. As long as the other party does not let Capricorn think that there is no chance at all, Capricorn will pursue it like a madman. In fact, they have very little

?Pursuit: Capricorn’s pursuit is serious. As long as the other party does not let Capricorn think that there is no chance at all, Capricorn will pursue it like a madman. In fact, they have very little confidence in themselves. The only The motivation is just to believe that you are in love, to be worthy of your feelings, and to love seriously. ?

Being pursued: Capricorn will not give any chance to people he doesn’t like. Capricorn people are very kind, and they know that long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. If Capricorn reluctantly accepts you, It was also out of sympathy, but after a few days of dating, they began to feel guilty. They thought that compassionate love was a kind of harm to the pursuer, and they would try their best to avoid and be very cold towards the pursuer. The pursuer would try to be accommodating. The suitor begins to dislike her/him. If the pursuer doesn't understand, don't worry, Capricorn will rationally tell you to stop contacting you within a year at most, and she/he will disappear without a trace. ?

Rejection: If Capricorn really loves you, he will not reject you, never. ?

Rejected: Capricorns are more serious about relationships than any other zodiac sign, and it takes a long time to recover from scars. They will choose to disappear, which is good for you and them, because they are afraid of seeing too much. Once again you can't help yourself. He is afraid of looking at you again. The heart is cut like a knife. ?

Virgo? It is said that Virgos are alternative, have dual personalities, and are even a little neurotic. In fact, there is only one reason. Everything about Virgos depends on their apparent personality. Let's call it "state" . When Virgos are in good condition, they can fully express their excellent qualities such as intelligence, delicateness, competence, warmth, humor, and connotation. At this time, they appear so perfect and radiant, and they can be very outgoing, talkative, and easy-going. Being able to mingle with people (this is not their nature). Once a Virgo is in a bad state, they will become another person, even very useless and achieve nothing. However, they usually avoid external interference at this time, so it makes people feel a bit intermittent autism) because they are both ruled by Mercury. , so Virgo is as fickle as Gemini, but Gemini is fickle in mind, while Virgo is fickle in emotion. ?

Many times Virgos have to face a lot of practical trivial matters. At this time, Virgos have to face the world around them in coldness: either their words and actions are unnatural and have traces of artificiality; Indifferent and passive, ignoring everyone. In fact, Virgos know very well what they are like now, but they are unable to change and control their emotions, and can only choose to escape everything crazily. ? ?

What they want is: Instead of facing you unnaturally, embarrassingly saying innocuous words to you, or being called duplicitous because of the huge contrast with normal life. , has a weird personality, it’s better to hide for a while and then come out after adjusting. Therefore, when interacting with people, they will only talk to people they have to communicate with (they really can't avoid it) or complete strangers (it doesn't matter anyway), but they will become alienated from familiar friends. ? ?

So, the more important you are in his heart, the further away he will hide from you. Especially lovers. ? ?

Furthermore, everyone knows that Virgos have a serious tendency towards perfectionism, so there is a saying that "Virgos like to stay away most." The reason is simple: he just wants to give you the best and most perfect version of himself, and doesn't want you to see his helpless and vulnerable side. So please remember that sometimes Virgos are cold to you, and it’s not because you said or did anything wrong. This is their normal physiological phenomenon. They just don’t want the cold and frost to hurt you (but in fact, this approach has already hurt you). There is no need to be sad, because they care about your words, and they feel more sad, remorseful and guilty than you do! All they can do is hope to adjust their emotions quickly and return to you. ? ?

Based on the above two points, Virgos sometimes show very alternative behaviors and thinking patterns. Many of their personalities come from this: they don’t like to take the initiative, are not sociable (they can also be enthusiastic, but it’s hot today, and it will be cold one day), they don’t like to express themselves, and they don’t like to show up (in case they can’t control their mood one day). Good times, wouldn't it be a shame), and so on.

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About "mysophobia" - Not all virgins are mysophobic. Many Virgos do not like cleanliness, but they require neatness. They are more orderly and do not like others to destroy them. "Perfect" layout organized and laid out. Virgos are more likely to have mental mysophobia. Once their mental forbidden area is touched, they will become hysterical in severe cases. ?

About "carefree" - generally speaking, Virgos are not playboys, and loyalty is synonymous with them. Having many opposite-sex relationships is probably because they need to make sure they are popular and attractive to counter those common opinions. Once you find the true love in your heart, he will protect you for the rest of your life. As long as you can give him a sense of security, he will never betray you and you are the only one in his heart. They are insulated from things like looking for flowers and asking willows, and Hongxing cheating (one is due to a sense of responsibility, and the other is fear of trouble). ?

About "smart" - Unlike Gemini, who is nimble and clever, Aquarius, who is creative, and Scorpio, who is meticulous in planning, Virgo embodies more wisdom. Delicate, rational, and eager to learn, coupled with first-class insight and the strongest logical thinking ability among the twelve zodiac signs, it is difficult for Virgos to be smart or not. Don't talk nonsense and lie casually in front of a Virgo if you have nothing to do. They can see through many falsehoods at a glance; don't play any scheming with them, you can't beat them. A virgin is the type who can sell you and you still have to thank him. Don't argue with Virgos if you have nothing to do. They can find reasons even if they don't make sense, or even find more than one reason. A virgin will never suffer. ?

About "innocence" - Virgos are very innocent, but by no means simple. Their hearts are so complex that it is unimaginable, and many inadvertent things may be carefully arranged by them. Virgos are always wandering between purity and lust, which is the most difficult to explain clearly. But their true hearts are extremely kind. ?

They would rather suffer than hurt anyone, and their hearts are as clear as crystal. ? ?

About "humor" - it is said that Virgos are as cold as ice and lack humor. Get in touch with them more, and you will realize what dry humor is, what real humor is, not vulgar humor. ?

About "retardation"--even if it takes a long time for a Virgo to react when you make some suggestions to them, they may have already had five or six thoughts in their minds the moment you say yes. What are the consequences (usually negative consequences) of your proposal? They always think too much, never too slowly. ?

About "selfishness" - Virgo's selfishness is not the self-centeredness of Leo, nor is it the self-centeredness of Aquarius. Virgos appear selfish precisely because they are selfless. (Understandable?) Because virgins don’t want to hurt anyone. ?

About "escape"--Due to their personality factors, Virgos usually appear to be very stressed. When things around them are no longer controllable, or their emotions cannot be adjusted well, they will escape crazily and degenerate themselves. This situation is usually harmless to others, but it hurts themselves and makes everyone who loves them feel heartbroken. . But don't worry too much, they will get better after a while, and their natural self-criticism will soon come into play. Virgos generally do not fall completely. They may have left some room before falling, just waiting for hope to come. Even sometimes the depravity is done for others to see. ?

Concerning "connotation" - it is certain that Virgos have self-cultivation. Continuously draw lessons and learn as you grow, and learn from others’ strengths to enrich your own connotation. Because they feel that they cannot control their emotions, but these are things they can do in a down-to-earth manner, which will definitely help in the future. This is the perfectionist goal they strive for. ? ?

Virgo is a constellation that is so mysterious on the surface that it is difficult to figure out, but it is very simple to put it bluntly. The person closest to God? Maybe, Virgos like this to show off themselves.

Because they do have an otherworldly side to them. Their hearts are close to God, but in this world, they have to eat the fireworks of the world, so they must wear a mask to live in this world. ?

Virgos like to say ambiguous words to others, but are embarrassed to express their feelings to the person they like. ?

Virgo hopes that others will understand themselves, but only shows the part that can be disclosed to the outside world. ?

Virgos are the most responsible people, but many times they are afraid of taking responsibility. ?

Leo? Leo is a sign of fraternity and full of sunshine and energy. In fact, Leo people yearn for love. Sometimes the love they have is not real love, or it is just a yearning or one's own. To put it bluntly, Leo people love themselves the most. They want to shine and gain the love and respect of others. In this, they can feel the care and love from others and feel happy, so they Just fall in love with someone else. . . However, we Leos think about it, think about it carefully, do you really love it? Is it really the kind of love you say? ?

The fundamental reason is that we love because we love ourselves. The narcissism level of Leo people can be said to be the first among the twelve constellations. He can fall in love because of the admiration of others or because of his weakness. Show your love and broad-mindedness with attitude, but this is not pure love; ?

In addition, Leo people like the feeling of conquest, or they don’t love you, or they don’t love you enough, but For a sense of conquest, he may "fall in love" with you to prove his extraordinary charm. Of course, Leo people are very reluctant to hurt others, because his heart is kind and full of justice, and he values ??principles. However, if he does something that hurts others, even if he doesn't say anything out of dignity, in his heart he will really blame himself and feel guilty. Although others can't see it, he will indeed feel very sad. ? Leo people, both men and women, can easily fall into a relationship, but enthusiasm comes quickly and cools down surprisingly quickly. I don’t know if others are like this, but I am really like this. If he can last for a long time in a relationship, then congratulations, it means that you are really strong and charming enough to make him devoted to you. Otherwise, Leo, an animal that is inherently insecure and very sensitive, will easily We may find warmth from more charming and fresh things, because we Leos look so strong, sunny and optimistic, but the uneasiness in our bones has never subsided. The superficial self-confidence is just the armor to protect ourselves, but Not very real. ?

At the same time, Leo people can also be very ruthless. This is true of all the Leo people I know, including myself. It is impossible to turn back. There is no "regret" or "turn back" in the dictionary. "These two words are because Leo people love face, and their self-esteem is more important than anything else. Once they give up or make a decision, it is impossible to go back and change. Leo people are also very afraid of being hurt. As for me, I would rather miss a relationship than give up. I would rather not do it than take the risk of being hurt, because it is not worth it, because Leo people love themselves too much. . . ?

Leo people like to be lively, but they also enjoy loneliness. He can strike a good balance between the two. He likes to have crazy fun with friends and become the protagonist of a party. , but when he returns home, he can immediately become extremely quiet and does not like to be disturbed. He needs his own space to think. If the lion is not given this space and presses on him step by step, then he will definitely go crazy and change. If it is unreasonable, he will leave you, because in the lion's dictionary, the words "freedom" and "self" account for almost all of them. ?

Also, Leo people like fresh, gorgeous, textured, expensive, and tasteful things. He also likes simplicity, but he doesn’t like boring and boring. He is afraid of being the same. He is afraid of being able to foresee the possibility of tomorrow today, and he likes new and interesting things. If you happen to have this, then you are very compatible with Leo people.

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Leo people have two different tendencies. One is that they like natural things and don’t like too much modification; the other is that they like luxurious, alternative and strange things, more of which are Leos. It’s a combination of both. I belong to this category. I hate excessive and unnecessary modifications, but I appreciate unusual, special and elegant things. I may also incorporate this criterion into my choice of lover. ?

Leo people are very tolerant and usually don’t care about trivial matters. They like to show their unique kindness and gain respect. For past lovers, Leo people rarely discuss whose faults are right and wrong. No matter how much the other person hurt them at the time, it is over. Leo people will not curse or resent because they like to look forward. , they don’t like to do things that harm their noble image. Leo people believe that as long as they are perfect and work hard, happiness is ahead, and better things must be waiting for us! !