Annual Meeting Creative Program Sketch Script

Annual meeting creative program sketch script

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Chapter 1: Sketch Script for the Annual Meeting Creative Program

"So Creative"

A: (Singing) I sing and dance on beautiful days! Today is a special day , I have a lot to say in my heart, a thousand words can be said in the same song, and a pure English sentence can express my burning mood right now: OKHELLO Sayanara

B: Yao, why did you come here to use your The vulgar language induces the audience, do I know you

A: Here comes a person who can’t speak, do you know me

B: Yes, I often attend the college’s evening parties See you

A: Yes, I often attend the college’s evening parties

B: You are Mr. Che Yu, a famous talent in our college’s art troupe

A: You don’t know me, and you can’t even tell my gender, Mr. Che Yuhuan

B: So, who are you?

A: Miss Liu Fanhua, hi. I am Liu Fanhua

B: Ao, you are the legendary Liu Fanhua who is as prosperous as three thousand east flowing water

A: YES and OK

B: Let’s see how unique this person is. His eyes are like apples, his nose is like a banana, and his mouth is like an orange.

A: Still. I have a personality, I have a fruit plate head

B: He is so handsome. I think the famous singer Zhang Guorong jumped off a building because of him, and the British Princess Diana became interested because of meeting him. The accident caused by careless driving was caused by the terrorist Bin Laden

A: Okay, stop saying that I am not so charming! Hey, what do you do?

B: What do you mean? You haven’t recognized me for a long time, but I am the legendary person who escaped from vulgar taste! To tell you the truth, I am very creative

A: Yao, you are the famous Tao brother in our college! I am very fond of you I have admired it for a long time, but I really couldn’t find it anymore, and I looked up and saw a rogue rabbit

B: Have you ever seen such a big rogue rabbit? To be precise, with my body and shape, I should be Master Rabbit< /p>

A: Well, Brother Tao, I haven’t seen you for a long time. What have you been busy with recently?

B: I’m not too busy, just creative. Alas, our bustling cross talk is an art of language

A: Yes, they say cross talk is a language master

B: Since we are masters, we should have it? Shit? ?Teacher’s style

A: Teacher’s style

B: Teacher’s style, we must push this art to the world, so that people around the world can come and understand us together Traditional art

A: Yes, carry it forward

B: So when we talk about cross talk, we must try to use international Mandarin? English, just like I can speak fluent English Crosstalk

A: Wait a minute, stop bragging, don’t blow up the auditorium! I heard that you failed English Level 1, and you made up the exam all semester

B: Say What? If I don’t take the logistics engineer exam, what grade will I pass? The make-up exams are my financial revenue to support our college. This is called a real person who doesn’t miss the truth, and who misses the truth is not a real person

A: Otherwise , today you will tell everyone an English cross talk

B: NOP, look at how accurate my English pronunciation is.

Authentic Zhang pronunciation

A: We have agreed, you will be responsible if something goes wrong

B: I am afraid that Wu Dalang will bear him when the sky falls, I have said it I guarantee you have never heard of it (singing songs A, B, C, and D)

A and B: IcanseemyABC!

A: Go down, what did I think! It turns out to be This is pediatrics

B: How about it, have you seen how awesome I am? The higher you stand, the farther you pee

A: What, I’ve been here until now Did you know? The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk! The one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman!? What does it mean?

B: What do you know? You call this innovation , look at me as a new human being! I have the bravery of the Brazilian team, the beauty of the Argentinian team, and the strong regrets of the England team

A: I think you are the Chinese team’s star. Do it! As for the students, I get upset when I mention the Chinese team. These team members usually smile brighter than anyone else. They made a lot of money with great effort. In 2002, they finally got out of the line, but the ending was so embarrassing. Killed nine bastards

B: Well, I have another idea, which is to explain the football game with music

A: Is this okay?

B : Okay? Could you please remove which one? Now I will show you what a real football commentator is, and the sound engineer starts the music (from the music of "Er Quan Ying Yue")

A: 吆 , come as you say

B: Dear viewers

A: Dear fans

A and B: Good evening, everyone

A : Welcome everyone to this football match

B: The participants in this match are outstanding players with great reputations recognized by our party, our army and the people of all ethnic groups in our country

A: Now we are What you are commenting on is that the famous football commentator is very short of three

B: I am an auxiliary commentator and I don’t understand anything. Dear viewers and fans, we are watching No. 1 pass to No. 2

< p> A: No. 2 brought the ball to the penalty area and passed it to No. 4. No. 4 made a fierce shot

B: The ball awkwardly hit the goal post, and then No. 6 passed the ball to you. You are No. 8. No. 8 made an upside-down golden hook and the ball went in! Friends and gentlemen

A: Gentlemen and friends

B: I propose that we *** 3 minutes of silence for the goal we both scored

A: Stop, stop, what a mess! The football match has become a memorial service

B: No, I’m changing to something elegant Music! The sound engineer's music starts ("The Devil Enters the Village") The music starts with No. 1, No. 1, I am No. 2

A: No. 2, No. 2, I am No. 1, what are your instructions

B: The ball is about to be passed to you. Do you know the code for this operation? The king of heaven covers the tiger!

A: Who is the demon in Pagoda Town?

B: The code is accurate. Quickly catch the ball

A: No, I got shot! OHMYGOD What should I do? No, Japan’s heartless Forty-six is ??coming to me

B : Pass the ball to me quickly, okay, for Chinese football to go global

A: Stop the music, stop it

B: How about it, my creativity

A: Don’t tell me, I’m really interested in giving you four words

B: Really good

A: What the hell

End of Chapter 2 : Sketch script for the annual meeting's creative program

"Speak directly"

Props: 3 chairs, 1 Dabao SOD honey bottle, 1 shampoo bottle, written Several sheets of A4 paper advertising product names.

Characters: 1. A: Host Cheng Yuanyuan 2. B: Cuihua; 3. C: Prosperous wealth; 4. D: Advertising staff.

A: Happy New Year, dear viewers! Welcome to ABC-TV’s “Speak It Straight” program. I am the host Cheng Yuanyuan.

Today we are honored to invite a talented couple from the Credit Management Department of Shenzhen Agricultural Bank of China, Brother Wangcai and Sister Cuihua, to share their happy life! Next, let us invite these two guests with warm applause! Applause

Person B was wearing sunglasses and a silk scarf, holding a handbag in one hand, with "Afraid of Hit" written on one side and "Gucci" written on the other side. He walked onto the stage with C's arm in his arms, waving to the audience and saying hello. , and then sit down

A: Big brothers and sisters, some viewers may not be familiar with you. Please introduce yourself first.

B: Stand up. My name is Cuihua. I am twenty-eight years old.

C: Stand up. My name is Wangcai and I am thirty-eight years old.

B and C: The two of them are close together, making a V-shaped gesture. We are one family! Yeah~! After that, sit down

A: Come today Come to our program, please first talk about your views on the Agricultural Bank of China.

C: Stand up and the spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, and the employees of ABC are really up to date. We work together to achieve great results, and the share reform and listing are so impressive! Thank you! After saying this, sit down

A: You are indeed a talented person. I remember that Cao Zhi wrote a poem in seven steps, but his elder brother completed it in one step! I admire him!

B: It’s my turn. After saying that, he stood up and the spring breeze of reform blew through the door, and the ABC employees cheered up. All businesses are booming, and all my colleagues are talented! Thank you! Sit down after saying this

A: Sister, Zhuo Wenjun is really reincarnated! Do you two have anything else prepared?

< p> C: Yes. I wrote all night last night! After I finished speaking, I stood up, took out a piece of paper, and read aloud: The credit department of the branch is excellent, the work level is high, and the tasks are completed well. Employees are highly motivated and praise department leaders. The four bosses, in particular, are hard to find anywhere in the world. Throughout the Shenzhen Agricultural Bank of China, the scenery is the best here! Thank you! After that, sit down

A: Our program is mainly about chatting. Let’s talk about something more specific. Big brother and big sister, how are you and your husband living?

B: Hehe! If he is good, I will be good.

Ding: He ran up to the stage, held a medicine box with "Huiren Shenbao" written on it and drank Huiren Shenbao. It was good for him and so was I! After saying that, he ran off the stage

C: Xiao Cheng, we are very good. But hello to everyone is my biggest wish.

Ding: I ran on stage, holding a shampoo bottle with the word "Haodi Shampoo" written on it. Hello everyone, is it really good? Guangzhou Haodi. After saying that, he ran off the stage

A: Brother is so kind-hearted. Big brother and big sister look pretty good!

C: Shaking his head and waving his hands, I can’t do it now, I can’t do it anymore. This person has become famous and has too many social activities. His body cannot hold up and he is a little overwhelmed.

Ding: Run up the stage, holding a medicine bottle with "Ant Power God" written on it, and take Ant Power God. Who knows who uses it! After that, run off the stage

A: Big brother Sister, let me ask the question in more detail. When did you get married?

B: Around winter.

C: We got married a little earlier than the first snow in 20xx because it came later than before.

A: Why did you get married so early?

B: He gestured to his belly to indicate that there is no way to get pregnant! The situation is gratifying and pressing!

A : Oh~! That’s what happened! Then who was chasing whom in love at that time?

C: You should have this kind of vision! I was so handsome at that time? He was like a cricket! It was her Chase me.

B: Can I chase him? When I first joined the Agricultural Bank of China, he was definitely not a fool. His cherry-shaped mouth, willow-leaf eyebrows, and slender hands and slender legs were so beautiful! After saying that, he took out a letter with the words " The bottle of Rejoice Shampoo is so confident! Oh~! It’s no longer possible now, the skin has thickened, the wrinkles have grown, and the attraction to him has also decreased!

Ding: Run Go on the stage, holding a bottle with the words "Dabao SOD Honey" written on it. If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later! After Dabao Tiantianjie said that, he ran off the stage

A: Sister, why is the eldest brother chasing you? ?

B: From the day we met at the Agricultural Bank of China, he took the initiative to get close to me, either buying me a Coke or chatting with me, and he always found opportunities to recite poetry to me!

A: What poems are you reciting? Let me give you one!

B: Ah, flower! I want to become a dog and guard your door every day; I want to become a dog Pig, I will accompany you to read books every day; I want to become a sheep and accompany you to the canteen every day. I am Feng'er and you are sand, I am Hami and you are melon, I am toothpaste and you are brush, if you ignore me I will commit suicide?

A: How did you feel at that time?

B : Nongfu Spring, a bit sweet!

A: Big brother is really good!

C: Stand up, open the clothes, revealing the paper with "Metersbonwe" written on it Article, do you want to put on a POSE and take the unconventional route? Metersbonwe.

A: Sister, brother is really sincere to you!

B: That was in the past, but things are different now.

A: What’s wrong now?

B: Ah, Cuihua! Holding your hand is like holding your left hand with the right hand, without feeling at all; holding your waist, It's like hugging a cat, not wanting to look at it at all; touching your head, it's like being next to a monkey, trembling all over.

C: I am a grown man, can’t I have my own ideas?

Ding: Running on stage, holding up a mobile phone, a man should have his own voice? Alcatel mobile phone. After saying that, he ran off the stage

B: As soon as I heard those words, I felt angry.

A: What happened next?

C: After singing according to the rhythm of the song "Later", I finally understood that some people never change their temper!

A: The situation is very serious! What should you do?

C: Apologize! A man can bend and stretch.

Ding: When you go on stage and pose as a man, you should be a little more cruel to yourself? Qipai Men's Wear. After that, walk off the stage

A: Sister, how did eldest brother apologize to you?

B: One morning, he came to my office and insisted on reading to me. A poem.

A: What poem?

B: Ah~! Flowers! Ah~! Flowers! You understand my thoughts and my mistakes will be corrected. Today you and I will repeat yesterday's story. Can I still deposit this broken banknote into your account?

A: What happened next?

B: It was successfully deposited into the account!

A: The lives of big brothers and sisters are very interesting! What are your plans for the future?

C: When geese pass by, they leave their voices, and when people pass by, they leave their names. I plan to write a book called "The Story Cuihua and I Have to Tell at the Agricultural Bank of China".

B: You can also write a book?

C: Stand up, open your clothes, reveal a note with "Li Ning" written on it, put on a POSE Li Ning, everything All possible. After that, sit down

A: Ah, that’s right! Sister, what about you?

B: I also plan to write a book called "Wangcai and I at the Agricultural Bank of China" Those bad things".

A: Great! We look forward to the book on Big Brothers and Big Sisters coming out soon. As usual, at the end of our program, each guest must summarize his or her inner feelings in one sentence. Sister, you come first.

B: Just one sentence?

A: Just one sentence.

B: From the bottom of my heart?

A: Yes, from the bottom of my heart.

B: Agricultural Bank of China will pay more if it goes public!

C: Why is it so vulgar? Isn’t it embarrassing! Let’s not talk about something crucial!

A: Big brother , or you say something.

C: Do I have one sentence left?

A: Yes! One sentence.

C: From the bottom of your heart?

A: Yes, from the bottom of your heart.

C: When will the money be distributed?

A: Okay, our program ends here. Thank you all! Part 3: Sketch script for the annual meeting's creative program

At around three o'clock in the afternoon, A came out of the laboratory and queued up at the back-to-school bus waiting area to wait for the back-to-school bus. Person A found a notice posted on the waiting station sign. The notice states that in order to encourage everyone to make full use of their time in the laboratory and do scientific research, the graduate student union of the school has decided to take the harshest crackdown on students who arrive here before 4 p.m. to wait for the bus to return to school. However, some people will hide under the platform and come out after four o'clock.

This resolution is not very operable. Therefore, the seminar decided to ask the students who are ranked first every day to sing a song for everyone after getting on the bus.

After A took off the notice on the stop sign and read it, he quickly hid. (Taking advantage of the boring period of waiting, A took out his mobile phone and read some interesting text messages to everyone.)

At this time, B also came to the waiting area. After reading the notice, he also hid behind the stop sign. Meeting A, the two started chatting.

While A and B were chatting, C (male) and D (female, and C are a boyfriend and girlfriend) came to the waiting area. C saw the notice and was helpless. Ding found A and B hiding behind the stop sign.

A, B, and C started to quarrel. C said he came from behind, but B was the first, B also said that he came from behind, and A is the real first, and A said that he has not queued up yet, but C is the first in the queue

Ding came out to speak and decided to compete with each other with brain teasers. Ding's puzzles always favored C, which made A and B very depressed.

In the end, A still had no choice but to admit that he was the first and wanted to sing a song for everyone.

The boss of the laboratory called and told me that A needs to work overtime. I dedicated the last paragraph to everyone.

Props: some paper, printed with the back-to-school shuttle bus, one point of notice, the content is as described in the outline, a tricycle, a light board, with the back-to-school shuttle bus written on it

Characters :

A? Male, shoulder bag, heavy cotton coat, sunglasses, hat

B? Male, formal wear

C? Male, formal wear

Ding? Female, formal attire

Stop sign? Male, taller

Shuttle bus driver? Male

Music 1: Tu Honggang's "Farewell My Concubine" 》Excerpts

Music 2: Excerpts from "High Mountains and Flowing Waters"

Music 3: Huangmei Opera, "The Husband and Wife Return the House", karaoke version

Music 4: "We Walking on the road"

Concept description:

With "" as the theme song,

Shooting and framing requirements: overall scene, teachers and classmates coming out of the laboratory the scene of teachers and students rushing to the waiting place; the scene of teachers and students queuing up; the scene of teachers and students getting on the bus; the scene of teachers and students on the bus after the bus starts moving; the scene outside the window after the bus starts moving; close-up of thousands of people in the city The scene of lights at home; the scene of teachers and students getting off the bus when they arrive at school.

The scene unfolds:

A person plays a station sign, with waiting areas and notices posted on the front and back of his body.

Stop sign: Hello everyone, actually I He is an actor, be strict, be strict, don’t laugh. As the saying goes, in our show, we are just walk-ins, but we are not just walk-ons!

Music together ()

< p>A carries a backpack, goes on stage, and dances to the music.

The armor is very cool, and the phone rings.

The music stopped.

A: Who is ruining my good deeds? My dream of being a hero has not been completed yet.

Facing the audience: I’m so sorry.

A took out his phone and looked through it, smiling sweetly: My wife sent it to me.

A took his mobile phone and read while walking: Let’s read it to everyone. The bear goes up the mountain every day to exercise. One day, the tortoise also wanted to go up the mountain. The bear said, you retract your four legs, and I will catch you up. . When we reached the top of the mountain, a bird on the tree saw it and laughed wildly: Look at you, you look like a bear, and you even have a flip phone.

A looked at his mobile phone carefully and quickly put it away.

Go to the stop sign.

Look at the watch.

A: Why is it not yet midnight? It was already half past when we came out of the laboratory.

A looked at the stop sign and stretched out his hand to reveal the notice.

After dodging for a while, the stop sign was finally removed.

Announcement from Jia Nian: Notice, in order to encourage everyone to make full use of the time in the laboratory? Fill in the water? Do a good job in scientific research? What about a fight? The Graduate Student Association of the School has decided to wait here before four o'clock in the afternoon to return to school. classmates to be severely punished. ?Oh my gosh, just find a place to hide.

Cat A crouched and hid behind the stop sign, squatted down, stuck his head out, and said to the audience: I will come out again at four o'clock and see how you catch me, hehe.

After A retracted the stop sign, he continued to read the notice: However, someone would hide under the platform and come out after four o'clock?

A was startled and stuck his head out. To the audience: How did he know?

A retracted the stop sign and continued to read: Therefore, this decision is not very feasible.

A breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, patted the dirt on his body, looked relaxed, and faced the audience: That’s right, that’s right. There's nothing wrong with going home early.

A is leaning on the stop sign, hiding the stop sign, and A is wrestling.

A finally leaned against the platform and continued to read: Therefore, the seminar decided to ask the students who are first in line every day to sing a song for everyone after getting on the bus.

A is in a daze, laughing, hehe, hehe, singing a song, isn’t this nonsense!

The stop sign snatches the notice back and sticks it back to himself

A: I'd better hide.

A turned into the station and behind the sign, the accompaniment of mobile phone ringing

A showed his head and said to the audience: Another text message

A opened the mobile phone: New Year is coming, Please edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" and reply to "I want to treat you to dinner", and you will have the opportunity to have a meal with Cao Li face to face and get a photo signed by the sister-in-law of the hospital.

A: Hush, someone is coming

A got behind the stop sign

Stop sign: People's hearts are broken, it's hard to queue up

< p>　　(At this time, A squatted behind the stop sign, motionless and silent)

Music started again

B carried his bag, came on stage, and recited poetry.

In the evening, the rain sprinkles on the river and sky, washing away the autumn. The frost and wind gradually tighten, the Guanhe River is desolate, and the remaining light shines on the building. Here, the reds and greens are declining, and everything is gone. Only the water of the Yangtze River flows eastwards silently. I recall the old days of Gongjin, when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time. This time, there is no such thing as sadness!

The music stopped for two seconds, and there was a pause

My waist ached when I sat down

p>

I feel nauseated after eating

My head feels dizzy

I see something is wrong

I have done this half-hearted scientific research

At the end of it, I finally understood

What the heck is scientific research?

Answer: Scientific research is inviting sin

B: Sorry, I crossed the line, haha

p>

B looked around and looked at his watch

B: Yo He, why don’t you order this already? Why hasn’t anyone taken it yet? Hehe, I finally ranked first in the queue today.

B saw the notice on the stop sign: notice?

B saw the notice

B: No, ahem, with my voice, I have to sing. If you don't listen to me and you have nightmares at night, no, you have to find a place to hide.

B hides behind the stop sign and meets A.

Move the stop sign one position.

/p>

A: Hey, Director Feng, the new Lunar New Year film is pretty good

B: No, Andy’s dubbing is a bit rough

A: Better than Zhang Yimou

B: Zhang Yimou’s grandson is actually not bad either

Stop sign: The most annoying thing about them is that they hide and have no technical content at all!

< p>Music starts three times

A and B: Hush, someone is coming

A and B hide behind the stop sign

C and D come on (simulating "Couples Both Hands" "Homecoming" dance moves)

The music stopped three times

C: It’s so strange today, it’s already past four o’clock, why is there no one there yet?

Ding: That’s right.

C looks at the stop sign

C: No, this will do.

Ding stepped forward to look

Ding: Did the one who came first hide?

Ding searched around and found A and B

Ding: OK, you dare to hide!

C: Come out!

A and B come out with their waists crotched

C to B: You are the first One, right?

B points to A: No, he was there when I came!

A to C: I, I, I haven’t started queuing yet, you have already We are in line, you are the first one!

C: You are the first

A: You are the first

C: You are the first< /p>

A: You are number one

Ding: Okay, okay, stop arguing. Let's do this. The three of you will compete and whoever loses will be ranked first.

A, B, and C agree.

Ding: Let me give you a puzzle. Please be prepared to answer the questions. Excuse me, how many suns are there in the sky?

C: One

Ding: Congratulations, you got the answer right

A and B agree in unison: This is too easy< /p>

D turns to B: Please be prepared to answer the questions. Excuse me, how many moons are there in the sky?

B: One

D: Are you sure?

B: Sure

D: Ask again, are you sure?

B did not dare to answer, and looked back at A, who nodded

B: Sure

D: Congratulations, Correct answer

B looks excited, A looks contemptuous, this is too easy

D: Please be prepared to answer the question. Excuse me, how many stars are there in the sky?

A is dumbfounded: ah, Altair, Vega, Zhou Xingxing, there are countless stars in the eyes

A’s eyes turn white

p>

A: No, no, this question is fooling me, don’t you, try again, try again!

Hold the sign and raise the sign

Ding: Okay, let’s do it again.

(Still starting from C) C listens to the question, who is the mother of rice among the rice?

C thinks for a while: flower, because, peanut

D: Congratulations, you got the answer right

Ding turns to B: Excuse me, who is Mi’s father?

B: Butterfly

A covers his mouth and smiles

Ding: Why

B: Because of Die Lianhua

Ding: Congratulations, your answer is correct. < /p>

A is cheating: All the questions given to me are wrong, no, no, no, let’s try again.

Standing and holding a sign

Ding: Well, since A refuses to admit defeat, let’s have another quick answer question. Please listen to the question: There is a Baixian Cave. Excuse me, this Baixian Cave How many gods live there?

A was the first to raise his hand, and Ding motioned for A to answer.

A: Haha, this is easy, Baixian Cave is of course a god,! (Make a , movement)

Ding: I’m very sorry, you answered wrong. The answer is that there are only statues of gods, not gods.

A turned to the audience: You, you, you won’t let my enemies be sent to play with me.

Stop sign: Those who came out to fool around will have to pay back sooner or later.

A: Hey, it seems that I escaped from disaster today. In this case, I have no choice but to yell at you.

B, C, and D clapped their hands and applauded.

Music four sounds

A sings: We are walking on the road

B, C, and Ding together: high-spirited, Chairman Mao leads the revolutionary team, overcoming obstacles and rushing towards Ahead

On the bus, A, B, C, and D followed the bus driver in sequence, singing as they walked: Forward, forward, toward victory!

A, B , C, and D followed the shuttle bus and shouted: It's time for you to get off, you are a runner!

Stop sign: I tell you very sternly that Lao Wang is very angry and the consequences will be serious. Chase A, B, and C. Exit .

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