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Collect high-score sales pitches! Smooth, not vulgar, the more the better!

The first step is, of course, to put all the products on the shelves and set their prices at the same time.

Designing a good selling slogan is a must for a prosperous business, if you want to stand out from the crowd. The selling slogan is your "killer trump card".

Stationery is a tool for studying. If you buy stationery, you won’t have to worry about studying - the slogan for buying stationery.

If you really want to shout, just shout "Welcome" Okay~~~

There are also the following, you can learn from them.

Humorous cries

Xia Chengzun

Living in the city Here, from morning to night, from night to morning, I don’t know how many types and times of cries I have to hear. The sound of flower sellers in deep alleys has once been included in poetry. It is certainly full of poetic interest, but it is a pity that we rarely hear it in practice. The "tea eggs", "fine sand rice dumplings", "lotus heart porridge" and so on in the cold night, the sound is hoarse, most likely it seems to be the throat of "Old Gun", and it is quite desolate to listen to it while trapped in bed. Almost every kind of hawking sound has a special mood.

I found two types of humorists among the many hawkers.

One is selling stinky dried tofu. Every afternoon at five or six o'clock, there are often people selling stinky tofu at the entrance of the alley, either resting or walking on the street. One end of the load is an oil pan, and the stinky tofu is fried in the oil pan. The smell is so bad that the seller screams : "Stinky tofu!" "Stinky tofu!" with a calm attitude.

I thought this was interesting. "Telling the real prescription but selling fake medicine" and "selling dog meat with a sheep's head" are common problems in the world. Things that are marketed as fragrant often actually stink. The seller of stinky dried tofu actually doesn't deceive the public. He calls himself "stinky dried tofu" and uses "stinky" as a slogan. The actual product is really smelly. I think we will never be able to find such things in the world that are consistent in words and deeds, live up to the name, and do not deceive others.

“Stinky tofu!” In this world where fraud is rampant, this cry seems to be a cynical and passionate satire!

There is also a kind of cries of newspaper sellers like Five Clouds Rishenglou. The newspaper sellers there are different from those elsewhere. There are no children over ten years old. They are all old guns in their thirties and forties, with bodies as thin as wax ducks, deeply messy hair, and smoky faces. He looked like a ghost. You won't see them in the morning, they always sell night newspapers. If you take a tram and pass there in the evening, you will hear the sound of newspapers being sold.

What they sell seems to be two copper coins (such as "New Night News", "Times", "Extra Numbers", etc.), and the method of selling them is very special. They don't call it "the x x newspaper has just been published" ", but the price is linked with important news headlines. When calling it out, it is always preceded by "two copper coins", followed by the three words "want to see", and then the titles of important national events of the day. , the next step is the word "which". "Two copper coins want to see the 19th Route Army rebel against the Central Committee!" This is what they shouted when the Fujian Incident broke out. "Two copper coins want to see the victory of the bandit suppression!" This is what they shouted when news of the victory of the bandit suppression was announced. "Two copper coins want to see the Japanese vice-consul missing in Nanjing!" They shouted when the Zangben incident began.

In their hawking, you can see that any major national event only costs two copper coins. It seems that any major national event is only worth two copper coins. Every time I hear it, I always feel the cruel humor.

"Stinky dried tofu!" "Two copper plates want to see x x x x!" These two cries are quite in the style of a humorist. The former seems to be full of enthusiasm, like a gentleman who pretends to be worldly, while the latter seems to despise everything, like a cynical hermit.