Forty funny sentences in Moments expressing rising oil prices

Part 1 of funny sentences in Moments expressing rising oil prices

1.57, you don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

2. All we want is to have a better life and oil prices to drop a little when international oil prices drop.

3. I dare not drive the car. From now on, I will ride an electric bike or take the train when I go out.

4. The price of gas is too expensive, and poetry and you in the distance are also very expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without trying hard, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.

If you top it up at 5.92, you will be fully in debt. If you top it up at 95, you will be bankrupt. If you top it up at 98, you will be repaid by three generations.

6. The car is out of gas, who can give me some gas?"

7. My friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, and I am shouting that the gas price has gone up again. .

8. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how could my dog ??hump me? How could I have the money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical. I’d rather get a few more dogs.

9. The first stop of the May Day self-driving tour, as long as there is a beach in my heart, it’s the Maldives. Unfortunately, the gas price has increased and the car has run out of gas.

10. Gas prices are too expensive, choose Tesla.

11. The price has increased again. With a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, I don’t deserve to drive to work.

12. Gas prices. It’s so expensive that I don’t even dare to drive. I’ll ride an electric car or take the train in the future. 13. As expected, Santa Claus is the most economical person.

14. Can’t afford gas.

15. In order to protect the environment and purify the air, force yourself to travel green (gas is too expensive)

16. Good news: No. I don’t have a car, and the increase in gas prices has nothing to do with me.

17. Sleeping posture determines your hairstyle, and gas prices determine your travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

18. .It used to cost 360 to fill up a tank of gas, but now it costs 418, and I can hardly afford to fill it up.

19. If possible, I really want to travel with you, maybe to some undeveloped desolate place. The island may be a famous ancient cultural city. We can use the camera to record each other's smiles and the scenery that belongs to us. We may not eat well, but we still care about each other. The oil stain on the corner of the mouth. It doesn’t matter what the scenery is. The important thing is that you are by my side. Part 2 of funny sentences about rising oil prices

21. Let’s not talk about anything else, at least the oil price exceeds

22. During the dinner, I talked about the increase in gasoline prices. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly: "Haha, luckily I just bought a 1,000 yuan gas card! "(Does it matter?)

23. Drive your own car and enjoy your own scenery! Unfortunately, the gas price has risen and the car has run out of gas.

24. Add a new wish, Listen to Mayday’s songs and go on a self-driving trip. The price of gas is rising, so I can’t afford to drive.

25. The atmosphere is so full that I don’t want to leave. Even the gas price is too expensive now. I can't afford it.

26. Faced with the price of more than 6 yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.

27. The price of gas is very expensive, poetry. Heyuanfang is also very expensive. In a word, it costs 95 to fill up, which makes me lose myself.

28. The fuel consumption of the car is getting bigger and bigger.

29. I can’t afford it. My dear, I failed to lose weight, and the price of oil secretly increased. Although oil is very expensive, I still mustered up the courage to say "fill up", which made my originally poor life "even worse"

30. Dear new energy car owners, I'm sorry. I was the one who spoke too loudly before. It was clearly Xiao Xu's tears. 31. Let's go on a self-driving trip during the rare May Day holiday! It’s a pity that the price of gas has increased, so I can’t afford to travel by car.

32. Traveling by car can help you meet a better version of yourself. , the car is out of gas.

33. Sure enough, Santa Claus is the most economical one. I would also like to get more dogs.

34. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. I feel distressed when I refuel, and I feel bold when I step on the accelerator.

35. I was impulsive when I picked up the car. The price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 for gas every month is no longer enough. The parking fee is 600, the car wash is 500, and the insurance is 5,000. I can no longer afford to keep a car with a monthly salary of 3,000.

36. The gas bill has risen to 8.57. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

37. When crude oil goes up, so do I. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!

38. Oil prices are rising again, making it difficult to drive. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a dollar!

39. When it was time to refuel the car, I felt particularly distressed. My money was gone without even realizing it!

40. Another sleepless night. I was woken up by a phone call at almost 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and set out to deal with things. The handover was finally completed at almost 10 o'clock. I refueled the car on the way home and found that the gas price had increased. rose. 40 common short humorous sentences about rising oil prices in the circle of friends

Short humorous short sentences about the rising oil prices in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Oil prices are too expensive, cars I can’t even afford to drive it. If it’s not necessary, just don’t drive it!

2. The price of oil is too expensive. People in my workplace are switching to electric vehicles one after another, and I want to switch too.

3. The fuel consumption is low. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

4. I’m going to take a self-driving trip. Don’t let anyone stop me. The world is so big and I want to see it. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

5. When you encounter a treasure cave, the mantra to open the door is just one sentence. You blurted out and the door opened. What is that spell? It’s the price of gasoline that’s gone up!

6. Poetry and distant places are both expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without a little effort, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.

7. New energy vehicle users experience the joy of not having anxiety, which is really a poor man’s happy car.

8. Don’t be in a hurry to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.

9. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how could my dog ??hump me? If it can’t hump me, how could I have money to refuel?

10. The car has been idle for 50 days. Do you want to make money from me? Difficult.

11. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - your most authentic self. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

12. Is it because the price of oil is too expensive? There are far fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.

13. The price of oil has risen so much that I can no longer afford to drive a car. Let’s switch to an electric car. It is environmentally friendly and saves money. Like me!

14. The price of gas has secretly increased again. I am reluctant to buy a piece of clothing. After filling up a tank of gas for 400 yuan, I will never dare to step on it lightly. Gas is so expensive!

15. Self-driving to realize the dream of self-driving. Alas, it’s a pity that gas prices have increased and self-driving tours are no longer possible.

16. The price of gas is too expensive, and poetry and you in the distance are also very expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without trying hard, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.

17. Suddenly the price of oil has nothing to do with me. I feel so comfortable at home.

18. But never delay my domineering words. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.

19. The price of oil is too high and can no longer afford the valuable new energy car owners.

20. The price of oil is too expensive, the vehicle and ship tax is too high, we can’t afford to burn the oil, we can’t afford to use it... Humorous short sentences about the rise in oil prices in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. I have to prepare my luggage and set off. Thank you to my family and friends who care about me. Just pray for my safety. Your stories will accompany me on my journey, so I will not be alone. Don't worry.

22. Two people have been pursuing me recently.

Should I agree to buy a house or a gas station?

23. Oil prices have risen again. Please give workers like us a chance to breathe. The speed of making money cannot keep up with the speed of rising prices.

It’s 24.62. A sentence of 95 to top up makes me lose myself. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

25. I will never go on a self-driving trip again... I can’t bear it, I’m so tired that I almost want to commit suicide. Oil prices are rising, making it unaffordable.

26. The journey is short, but life is long. Traveling by car can help you meet a better version of yourself. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

27. If you can buy a bicycle and add five tanks of gas, you can buy an electric car. The soaring gas prices make it unaffordable to drive.

If you top it up at 28.92, you will be fully in debt. If you top it up at 95, you will be bankrupt. If you top it up at 98, you will be repaid by three generations.

29. When I was in a bad mood before, I could just get in the car and take a quick walk, but now I don’t dare to be in a bad mood!

30. Bad news: oil prices are rising

31. It’s really distressing to refuel the car. Every time, it costs hundreds of oceans, hundreds of oceans to refuel. I feel like all this I can't bear it at all!

32. If the price of oil continues to rise, I can hardly afford to eat fried dough sticks.

33. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

34. It’s better not to meet each other. The gas price is so expensive. It has already risen to 8.62. A sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride? .

35. I lost myself with the word “top up”. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

36. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

37. When crude oil goes up, so do I. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!

38. Sleeping posture determines your hairstyle, and gas prices determine your travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

40. This dubbing is perfect, and it fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas. A collection of 40 funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

Part 1 of funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

1. It really hurts me to refuel my car, every time. Hundreds of oceans, hundreds of oceans of fuel, I feel that all this is completely unbearable for me!

2. The fuel consumption of cars has become a waste. Can't add oil.

3. When crude oil goes up, so do I. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!

4. If possible, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped, desolate island, or maybe it's a famous cultural ancient city. We can use the camera to record each other's smiling faces and the scenery that belongs to us along the way. Have breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Maybe he didn't eat well, but he still wiped the grease stains from the corners of the other person's mouth. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. What matters is that you are by my side.

5. This dubbing is amazing and fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas.

6. There is no pressure if you can’t make money. For example, if the price of gas goes up, I can’t afford to drive a car.

7. I am actually just a brick mover, and I only buy a car to make a living by moving bricks.

One day 8.3 years later, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked: "How much does it cost?" I said: "It's 1,000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this amount? Let's just fill it up." "No, I still have to buy 2 kilograms of cabbage with the money left." "It's done. I'll get you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you." The master was stunned for a long time and said, "Holy shit, you're awesome, you dare to come to refuel a private car."

9. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

10. Is it because the price of oil is too expensive? There are far fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.

11. Add one tank of oil and you can buy a bicycle, add three tanks of oil and you can buy a battery car!

12. The price of gas is too expensive. People in my workplace are switching to electric vehicles one after another, and I want to switch too.

13. A few years later, oil prices in a certain country continued to skyrocket, reaching Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer needed to buy cars. This principle is the same as saving phone bills to give away mobile phones. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom offers the following packages: Pre-deposit 100,000 yuan for fuel and get a free domestic car; pre-deposit 200,000 for fuel and get a free mid-range car; pre-deposit 500,000 for fuel and get a free luxury car...

14. Love cars, love life, and enjoy the scenery along the way. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

15. It’s CNOOC Card Member Day on Wednesday again. Now we can only refuel on Member Day. The price of gas is too high and we can no longer afford it...

16. The price of gas is now too high and we can’t afford it. I got cars, but I got motion sick when I was shaken by the bus once, and I didn't get over it for two days.

17. Oil is more expensive than pork. If you can afford pork, you can’t afford to drive a car.

18. Now that gas prices have risen so much, you can no longer afford to drive, so wrap up your car and keep it.

19. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

20. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car is hurting my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life. Part 2 of funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

21. It’s better not to meet each other. Oil prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.

22. During the rare May Day holiday, go on a self-driving trip! Alas, it is a pity that the price of oil has increased. I cannot afford to buy oil and can no longer travel by car.

23. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.

24. On a self-driving tour, I will take you, and you will take your money and air tube. The number of places is limited, only three people, and I cannot ride more. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

25. My friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, but I am ranting about the increase in gas prices.

26. Do you have a carpooling partner? You commute from Anqiu to Weifang Economic Zone for work every day. Gas prices are too expensive now, so find a carpooling partner.

27. I used to hear people say that I couldn’t afford a car, but now I realize: I really can afford to buy a car, but I can’t afford to drive it.

28. I started traveling by bus today for one reason: the price of gas is too expensive and it hurts to fill up.

29. Faced with a gas price of more than 6 yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.

30. I don’t have the courage to carry your world, but I seem to have even less courage to leave your world.

31. This is not China Petroleum, it is clearly China’s gold

32. Refueling the car, it really hurts, it makes me feel like bleeding, it is really terrible!

33. Oil prices are rising again, making it difficult to drive. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a dollar!

34. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

35. People of all ethnic groups across the country welcome the increase in oil prices and say that they have no pressure to increase the oil price and have little impact. After hearing the news that oil prices had risen again for no reason, people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other, applauded and celebrated.

36. The rise in oil prices is still beneficial. My driving habits have improved significantly.

37. Increases in gasoline prices, taxi prices, subway traffic restrictions, and traffic jams forced me to make the most important decision in my life. . . . . . I want to learn to ride a bicycle! ! !

38. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - your most authentic self. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

39. I would like to ask if the recent sharp increase in oil prices is related to foreign wars. Fortunately, I am a distinguished owner of Emma electric car.

40. I can’t go to distant places for the time being because the gas price is too expensive. A collection of 40 articles on how you feel on WeChat Moments when oil prices rise and shipping costs don’t rise.

If oil prices go up and shipping costs don’t rise, how you feel on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. I found that the price of gasoline has increased. This matter has nothing to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!

2. No matter how expensive the gas price is, I am not afraid anymore. On the fourteenth day of home quarantine due to the epidemic, the car can no longer start. Normally, the car will automatically lose power if it is not used for a week. This time, let it be on the road. Just lie down.

3. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and the price of cemeteries has also increased. From now on, you can eat your own flesh when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

4. The car has not been driven for half a month, and I still added gas in February. I spent 400 yuan to replace the electric car with four Chaowei batteries. It can run for a week in the county when fully charged. , I ride to work every day without getting stuck in traffic.

5. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car is hurting my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life.

6. Dear new energy car owners, I’m sorry, I was the one who spoke too loudly before. This is not fuel, it’s clearly Xiao Xu’s tears

7. I didn’t expect that one day I also have to buy an electric daddy. The price of gas is really too expensive.

8. The price of gasoline has gone up, the price of apples has gone up, the price of eggs has gone up, the price of radishes has gone up, the price of instant noodles has gone up... but we still have to live strong because the price of cemeteries has also gone up. . We were delighted to find that not only did the price of air not increase, but there were more and more materials in it...

9. Gas prices are so expensive that we can’t afford to drive a car. If it’s not necessary, the car will still be Don't open it!

10. Don’t rush to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.

11. I haven’t seen a fuel consumption of 5.1 for a long time. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

12. The current gas price is so expensive that I almost can’t afford to drive.

13. Oil prices have risen again. Let’s replace four wheels with two wheels. It is low-carbon and environmentally friendly.

14. It’s better not to meet each other. Gas prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.

15. If I can’t afford to fill up with gas, why is the gas price getting more and more expensive? I will try my best to save money and not go out anymore.

16. Gas prices are skyrocketing, but wages are not going up. Good guy, I feel for the first time that I can’t afford to drive. Nine yuan is too expensive.

17. But never delay my domineering words. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.

18. Watching the price rise from 5 yuan to 9 yuan, and I haven’t bought a car yet, is it still necessary to buy a car?

19. We have finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the United States and England that we proposed back then. Let alone other things, at least the oil price has exceeded it.

20. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas. The oil price rises but the freight does not rise. Comments on the mood in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. We just want to live a better life, and the oil price can drop a little when the international oil price drops.

22. The price of gas is too high and Honda cars can no longer be driven. Let’s buy a small Honda electric car.

23. Travel far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

24. I have always felt that people should travel. When I was young, while I had the temper to be cool and the capital to show off my personality, I left the city that I saw with my eyes open and closed, escaped from the hustle and bustle around me, and found a place to live. Let the quiet and clean place in your heart become as transparent as crystal, and then take some photos that are so beautiful that you want to cry, and leave them to your old self.

25. Bad news: Oil prices are rising

26. Suddenly oil prices have nothing to do with me, I feel so comfortable at home.

27. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.

28. The fuel consumption of cars has become a waste. Can't add oil.

29. The speed of making money can never keep up with the speed of spending money. I can’t even refuel. Sometimes I feel so helpless!

30.55, a sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself, and suddenly I felt that the electric one smelled so good.

31. The price of braised chicken in the canteen has increased. My colleagues asked why. The aunt in the canteen said that the price of oil has increased. We thought that the braised chicken is not made with gasoline. The aunt said, you don’t want to eat it. Gasoline, my car uses gasoline.

32. If it goes up, it will go up. Gas prices are too expensive and you can’t afford to pay more, so ride a small electric donkey instead.

33. The price of gas is too high and I can’t afford to drive a car. If I take the bus for free for three years, it’s time to save money.

34. The price of gas is so expensive that I dare not drive the car. From now on, I will ride an electric bike or take the train when I go out.

35. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gasoline, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles have an affair in their lives!

36. She said that mom can also buy a scooter, which can move forward without oil.

37. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and gas price determines travel. Start studying the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home today.

38. The price of apples has increased, the price of bananas has increased, the price of gasoline has increased, and so has the price of cemeteries. Eat your own flesh when you're hungry, drink your own blood when you're thirsty, as long as it's free!

39. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

40. The price of gas is too high and my family can’t afford to drive. Let’s ride a three-wheeler to work from now on.