The campus culture and arts festival is here! I beg you for a funny sketch (preferably with 4 to 5 people)~~

"Hundred Family Surnames"

A: Come here, come here, what's your name?

B: Hehehehe...hehehehehe...I can't remember~

A: Let me test you, how many days is this (hold out a finger)

B: Fried dough sticks.

A: How many are these (hold out two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

A: How many are these (hold out five fingers)

B: A handful of fried dough sticks.

A: You just know a fried dough stick and study hard. Read: Zhao Qian Sun Li

B: Zhao Qian Sun Li.

A: Zhao Qian Sun Li.

B: Zhao Qian Sun Li, teacher, my head is dizzy. (Shaking his head in his mind...)

A: Change the direction. Next is King Wu Zheng of Zhou Dynasty.

B: King Zheng of Zhou Wu.

A: King Wu Zheng of Zhou.

B: King Zheng of Zhou Wu. Teacher, my eyes are black...

A: Don’t interrupt, what’s up there?

B: Above? It's the roof above.

A: Even the roof is out.

A: Zhao Qian Sun Li.

B: Oh yes, Zhao Qian Sun Li.

A: What’s next?

B: Below? Forgot again.

A: I just taught you.

B: Ah. I just forgot.

A: Read together.

B: I forgot all about it.

A: Zhao Qian Sun Li. (Angry)

B: Oh yes, Zhao Sunli.

A: Where’s the money?

B: Money? All spent.

A: What are you doing?

B: I bought fried dough sticks and ate them.

A: You can eat it.

A: Let me explain it to you once to deepen your impression. Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhao is Teacher Zhao. Did you see that? I am Teacher Zhao.

B: Oh. I am Teacher Zhao.

A: I am Teacher Zhao! (Angry again)

B: I am Teacher Zhao.

A: Are you Teacher Zhao?

B: Hey, I am Teacher Zhao.

A: Aren’t you stupid? Money, money means paying for school.

B: Oh, pay. Hey, I handed it in once. Why do you have to pay it again? Are you cheating money?

A: I’m too lazy to pay attention to you, let’s continue. Sun is the little grandson. Li, just not polite. Friday is my king. Zhou is preserved egg porridge. Wu is just causing trouble and being lawless. Zheng is just not serious. The king is the king of beasts.

B: Oh, it’s a big tiger, right?

A: Whatever you say. Got it?

B: Got it.

A: Can you tell me?

B: I can speak. (Hesitates for about 3 seconds) Teacher, I can’t follow along. I can only come here and speak.

A: Come over here and talk about it.

B: Here it is: big tiger, unruly, lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, you are unreasonable. The person who cheated money was Teacher Zhao. Hey hey hey hey... (the last sentence is pointed at A)