Poems about toilet couplets

1. Couplets about the toilet

Part 1: Open the door to convenience,

Part 2: Solve the worries of the toilet,

Horizontal comment: The place where people excrement

Upper: It is better to have urination;

Lower: Get great relief, take off,

Horizontal comment: Work hard

Bottom: elegant gathering of things.

Horizontal: Metabolism

Top: Be tight before coming in,

Bottom: Be loose after coming out.

Horizontal comment: Pleasure of body and mind

Top: Sit quietly and look for poetry,

Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: A quiet world

Top: Best for singing quietly,

Bottom: Unfavorable for indiscriminate bombing.

Hengbiao: Pay attention to hygiene

Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind;

Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune. < /p>

It’s so wet, it’s so humming and haha

The mud is still making a splash

The urine flow is useless

There are two worries for people with fart gas flushing their body

Naturally, peeing must be "downstream"

Fountains are called "upstream"

Few people in the toilet get up early

The pit is deep and the feces falls late

The first line: eat in the bowl and curse the mother

The second line: crawl into the toilet to occupy the hole

Horizontal comment: curse while 2. Top ten classic toilet couplets

Part one: The heroes of the world come here to bow their heads

Part two: The faithful women of the world come in and take off their clothes

Horizontal: Heaven and Earth Righteousness

Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in hand

Bottom: Machine gun fire from the front and artillery fire from behind

Horizontal comment: Cool

Top: Open the door to convenience

Bottom: Solve the worries of the posterior stock

Horizontal comment: The place where people shit

Top: It’s better to urinate

Bottom: Get great liberation and escape

Horizontal comment: Work hard

Top: Smooth up and down

Bottom: Elegance gathering things

Horizontal: Metabolism

Part 1: Take a hundred steps before coming

Bottom: Feel relaxed after leaving

Horizontal: Pleasure of body and mind

Part 1 : Sit quietly and look for poetry

Next: Relax and listen to the clear spring

Horizontal comment: Quiet World

Above: Best for low-pitched chanting

Next : Not suitable for indiscriminate bombing

Horizontal comment: Pay attention to hygiene

Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind

Bottom: Take a moment of leisure and you will be blessed. Immortal 3. Couplet about the toilet

Top: Open the door to convenience, Bottom: Solve the worries of the buttocks, Horizontal: The place where people shit, Top: There is pee, it is good; Bottom: Get great relief, take off, Horizontal batch: dedicated and dedicated. Up: smooth flow up and down. Down: elegant gathering of things.

Horizontal: Metabolism. Top: Take a hundred steps before coming in. Bottom: Be loose after coming out. Horizontal batch: Pleasure of body and mind. Top: Sit quietly and search for poems. Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: Quiet World. Top: Best for low-pitched singing. Bottom: Unsuitable for indiscriminate bombing. Horizontal comment: Pay attention to hygiene. Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind. Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune.

Horizontal comment: This is Taoyuan peeing with his hands behind his back - without support (to take it), he poops with a straight face - he wants to cry (cool), he is pissing, he is still humming, haha, mudbaji, jixiaoxiao There is no difference in the flow of urine. The fart gas flushes the orifice. People have two urgent needs to urinate. Naturally, they have to go "downstream" to fountains. That is called "upstream" toilets. Few people get up early and the pit is deep and feces falls late. First line: Eating in a bowl and cursing one's mother. Second line: Drilling. Entering the toilet and occupying the pit is criticized: scolding and occupying at the same time.

4. Universal couplets, poems and slogans for bathrooms and public toilets

The expression of couplets is formal and antithetical, and is mainly used to express the content of praise (except for elegiac couplets). The toilet is a place where dirt and evil people gather, so it is difficult to express it in this form. There are also expressions, but the expressions are very clever, such as:

Even if you come, you are in a hurry,

You have to go in a rush.

This also plays a very good role in civilized propaganda in ridicule.

More toilet couplets generally have the meaning of joking and ridicule. Here is an example:

Shit falls into the pit and the stars fall down;

Urine shoots out of the toilet wall and out into the Yangtze River.

Let’s take another joking poem about the toilet:

Report to the commander that enemy planes have arrived. Shoot the machine gun first, then fire the cannon. When the battle is over, put up another big-character poster. 5. A collection of hilarious toilet couplets

Part 1: Come in a hurry

Part 2: Go in a hurry

Horizontal comment: Kuai

Part 1: Three Urgent distribution center

Next: Wanbin Rotary Field

Horizontal batch: London

Above: Running water ruthlessly enters the pond

Next: Qingshan You Leave a message for a long time

Horizontal comment: Transcendence

Part 1: The heroes of the world come here to bow their heads

Part 2: The loyal women of the world come in to undress and take off their skirts

Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are righteous.

Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in hand

Bottom: Machine gun fire in front and artillery fire from behind

Horizontal comment: Cool

Previous: Open the door to convenience

Next: Solve the worries of the late stockholders

Horizontal comment: The place where everyone is shit

Previous: If you have urination, it is better;

Bottom: Get great relief and take off your clothes.

Horizontal comment: Work hard

Top: Unblock up and down

Bottom: Yaji East and West

Horizontal batch: Metabolism

Top: Take a hundred steps before coming in,

Bottom: Feel loose after coming out.

Horizontal comment: Pleasure of body and mind

Top: Sit quietly and look for poetry,

Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: A quiet world

Top: Best for singing quietly,

Bottom: Unfavorable for indiscriminate bombing.

Hengbiao: Pay attention to hygiene

Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind;

Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune.

Hengbiao: This is Taoyuan

Top: Tingyuxuan

Bottom: Guanpu Tower

Top: Please come to the ends of the earth< /p>

Bottom: Spring is always here all year round

Horizontal comment: Welcome

Top: Urinating with hands behind your back - without support (taking)

Previous: The difference in urine flow is useless

Next: People have two urgent problems when gas rushes into the body

Previous: Naturally, peeing must be "obscene"

Bottom: The fountain is called "upstream"

Top: Few people get up early in the toilet

Bottom: The pit is deep and the excrement falls late

Previous link : Eat in a bowl and scold your mother

Second line: Get into the toilet and occupy the pit

Horizontal comment: Scold and occupy at the same time

Top: Who has had no shit in life since ancient times

Next: Who can poop without paper 6. Write a couplet for the toilet

Upper couplet: The sky is filled with stars as the urine splashes in the pit, (stars refer to flies) Second couplet: Shit falls into the pit next to it. Show thousands of miles of mountains and rivers.

Horizontal comment: "The righteousness of heaven and earth". Top: Open the door to convenience. Bottom: Solve the worries of the posterior crotch. Horizontal comment: The place where people excrement. Top: There is urination, which is appropriate. Bottom: Get great relief and get rid of it. Horizontal comment. : devote all one's work to go up: smooth up and down, down: elegant gathering of things. Horizontal batch: Metabolism. Up: tighten a hundred steps before coming in. Down: loosen up after coming out.

Horizontal: Pleasure of body and mind. Top: Sit quietly and look for poems. Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring. Horizontal comment: In a quiet world, it is best to sing softly, and in a quiet world, it is not suitable to bombard indiscriminately.

Horizontal comment: Pay attention to hygiene. First, sit for a while and you will relax your mind. Second: After a while, you will become a god of good fortune. Horizontal comment: This is Taoyuan peeing with his hands behind his back - not supporting (taking) and having to urinate with a straight face - wanting to cry (cool), peeing, humming, humming, haha, mudbaji, still peeing smoothly and without any difference. If you use fart gas to flush your orifice, you will naturally have to go "downstream" to the fountain. That is called "upstream". There are few people in the toilet. People get up early and the pit is deep and fall late. First line: Eating in a bowl and cursing one's mother. Second line: Climbing into the toilet and occupying the pit. Horizontal comments: Scolding and occupying at the same time.