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I can impress your copy at a glance.

1. The fantasy of contemporary young people: they will win the prize, be rich and become thinner.

Being gentle and kind is your quality, and learning to distinguish between human words and nonsense is your choice.

The older you get, the calmer you get when you encounter something very sad, but you won't want to cry, but you will cry easily because "this moment is so wonderful."

4. If you have nothing to do, just think about how to get rich. Don't always be sad in the emotional world. The money in hand is always more secure than the heart that can't be grasped.

If you don't try to get anything from others, including rewards, and don't expect it easily, you can reduce 99% of the injuries in your life.

6. Money can bring people the most precious thing-Dont Ask For Help.

7. You always feel that you can't let go of one person. Not necessarily love, just persistence and memory.

8. The last thing I can do for you is to leave your life.

9. I think love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that makes more regrets.

10. What does a person come to this world for? Love the loveliest, the happiest, the most beautiful and the most delicious.

1 1. Living is meaningless, but as long as you live, you can find interesting things, just like you found flowers and I found you.

12. I want to be in love, but I can't open my legs or my mouth.

13. Learn to be free and easy, and don't lose yourself.

14. Don't be so grumpy, don't talk, and live from the heart.

15. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair.

16. I don't suffer from human sufferings, but sometimes I really want to hug and ask when you will come to my side.

17. Don't expect too much. I only hope that the suffering ahead will bring peace and prosperity in the future.

18. Some things have nothing to do with you, but I think of you several times in my mind.

19. Sometimes I feel that loving someone is like gambling. You put your time, your energy and your whole heart on him, and let him look back at you and take another look. The more you gamble, the more reluctant you are to stop. Some people win a lot of money, while others lose nothing. Don't say you don't expect anything in return. At the gambling table, no one wants to walk with an empty pocket.

20. For me, naivety doesn't mean wearing childish clothes, watching cartoons, playing games, stepping on puddles in rainy days, making faces and playing tricks on girls I like, going up stairs one step at a time, and so on. Instead, I don't take responsibility, promise easily, shirk responsibility, avoid problems, refuse to correct mistakes, and be so proud that I lose face because of trivial matters, regardless of severity, and then play with things.

2 1. What I used to like about you was to see you, miss you and accompany you. What I like about you now is not looking, not asking, not asking.