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Extract 40 articles from a circle of friends who advertised themselves as nail shops.

Promote yourself as a circle of friends in nail shops. 1. The red manicure is white and thin, and you deserve it.

Aunt painted her mother's nail polish first, and then carefully put the little flowers on it. I looked at my mother's fingernails and thought: My mother's fingernails are really beautiful!

3. Your grace comes from my color!

4. Give your nails a more autumn and winter manicure, simple design and elegant ring, full of temperament.

It's Chinese New Year, and I want to get a manicure. I intend to work by memorizing words. I will get off work in more than an hour.

6. manicure is easier than manicure, so manicure will take the initiative to come to me and let you dance with your hands.

7. Decorative nail art has been passed down through the ages.

Mei Jia, people are more beautiful!

9. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

10. It's still inseparable from burgundy to get a manicure every New Year. Let's continue to bring some leopard-print burgundy this year.

1 1. It is very important to have what you like. You can enjoy cooking, manicure and even cleaning the house. No matter what you love, when you are upset, you can comfort yourself with this thing you like, which is good.

12. Manicure is easier than manicure, so come to my house and be a beautiful woman!

13. refers to moving at will, and the charm soars!

14. I peeled the cracked nails of chestnuts half a month ago, but now the cracks are getting bigger and bigger, and I don't eat chestnuts. Then I can't do manicure now.

15. Manicure Jialifang is beautiful every day!

16. I don't know who cut my nails, but the spring breeze in February is like scissors.

17. Manicure and manicure to release your beauty.

18. Your nails are as beautiful as yours.

19. Love is different from you. Manicure is easier.

20. I am happy and sad to get my nails done. Why is it so expensive? But beauty always comes at a price.

Promote yourself as a circle of friends in nail shops. Part II 2 1. I suddenly want to have my nails manicured, my ears pierced and my hair permed!

22. Unconsciously, my manicure has been done for half a month, and it's time to deduct money.

23. Great, it's rare to be free today. I made myself a beautiful nail. I haven't felt so relaxed for a long time. Enjoy the rare weekend!

24. A beautiful life begins with a manicure.

25. Summer is coming. Of course I want to change my summer manicure for a super girl. Yes, I am a super invincible and lovely girl, and I don't accept refutation.

26. Ladybug means doing the best for you.

27. Lovely girlfriends, come on, I'll cook for you and make a manicure!

28. Look at this hand, how beautiful it is.

29. Ten fingers sandy, manicure; Manicure, ten fingers are flourishing.

30. Go on holiday, and come to LadyNail to cast magic on your nails.

3 1. Fine life starts with fingers.

32. Falling in love with you is beautiful and visible!

33. Youth ripples, colorful nails!

34. Manicure is famous, which means making beautiful women

35. Beautiful customs are the best in the world.

36. A manicure has the same effect as a haircut. I don't know if it was an accident or a surprise, but this time it was a surprise.

37. With winter coming, I certainly need a super beautiful manicure. Yes, I am a super invincible and lovely girl, and I don't accept refutation.

38. Yaocai nail salon makes nails fall in love with color.

39. Manicure is very famous, which can enhance the aesthetic feeling.

40. I want to get a manicure, but I stay at home every day and don't know what I can do, so I paint my own nail polish and make it bumpy.

I made an appointment with my friends to get a manicure at the weekend.

Ask a friend to have a manicure in a circle of friends at the weekend (Part 1) 1. Replace nails with more autumn and winter nails, simple design with elegant rings, full of temperament.

2. Your elegance comes from my color!

3. Summer is especially suitable for ice cream manicure. I look energetic and have a good appetite. With a small sling, I am a social person. Piggy Peggy's tattoo, give me applause!

4. dazzling, nail polish.

I am very satisfied with this manicure, and I like this style.

6. Help friends promote nail copy

7. Beautiful hands, beautiful second face!

8. Manicure, milk tea, hot pot, a beautiful day.

9. I miss my nails and want to go back to school for a manicure. If I don't start school, I may actually buy some armor.

10. The sun and the moon in armor mean flowers.

1 1. I saw my aunt start to help my mother manicure. After manicure, she picked up a brush, dipped in some paint and began to draw on her hands.

Ladynail means to do the best for you.

13. With so many fingers, I want to go to the ladybug.

14. My first manicure at school. Sure enough, P-picture is a necessary skill for every girl.

15. My daily life is manicure, eyelash, body building and massage. If I don't return to work, I will enter middle age early.

16. I recently finished reading a book and eating my nails, and today I went to get a leopard manicure!

17. I don't know who cut my nails. The spring breeze in February is like a pair of scissors.

18. Manicure in Fang Jia has been handed down from generation to generation.

19. If you want beautiful fingertips, go to LadyNail twice.

20. Colorful manicure, beautiful life.

I want to paint nail polish and nail polish, but I won't paint nail polish, otherwise I will be in an awkward position in the new year.

22. Go on holiday, and come to LadyNail to cast magic on your nails.

23. I really like this girl's heart manicure made today. Small fresh air is very suitable for spring and summer. Just when summer comes, it can be beautiful.

24. The appearance of nails is suitable for autumn, and the matte texture makes nails look more delicate.

25. Our service refers to you!

26. Get a manicure in the new year. Beautiful nails and happy people.

27.a can refer to both nailing and unparalleled, ranking first.

28. Beauty means that women are the best in the world, and your fingertips make you charming.

29. Beautiful nails can make you different!

30. Love is different from you. It's easier to get a manicure.

3 1. Fine life starts with fingers.

32. It's the first time I've done my manicure so seriously, and I'm still very satisfied. Thanks to my sister's membership card for giving me this opportunity.

33. Wudaomen in Jianghu refers to Wudaomen.

34. Did you get a manicure today?

35. It means that like ginger shoots, nails are always beautiful!

36. The weather is cold, but my heart is warm. My first manicure in Haidilao was beyond imagination.

37. Manicure is dazzling and beautiful for life!

38. I'm really busy recently. I really want to get my eyelashes and manicure.

39. Summer is a season of self-release and self-expression. Then as girls, we must dress ourselves up beautifully. First, you have to start with your nails.

40. What does Sandy mean to your jade hand!

Forty excerpts from senior dog licking humorous copywriting in friends circle

Senior dog licking humorous copy in the circle of friends (Part I) 1. When I saw you online, I invited you to eat chicken, and the second one was rejected. Then I saw that you had opened it. I know you can't play with me in order not to get into trouble.

The way I talk to you face to face is disgusting even when I look at myself.

You ignored me for two days, and I posted a lot of news that didn't attract your attention. I've thought a lot. Maybe I am a fish swimming in your sea, maybe I am a grass, and I am willing to be cut by you. What are you doing now? I miss you.

4. "I bought you a pair of stockings. ""I'm his boyfriend! " "Then I'll buy some more for you to tear, meowed ~ ~"

So I'm as important as your family.

6. Unrequited love is a person's shuddering.

7. He wears 1w shoes and you go with him. I spent 50w to cure cerebral palsy, but you ignored me?

8. I'm really happy to be caught by you for a few days. Can you protect me from your public love? I still want to be hooked by you as before.

9. My friend said that if he licked the dog again, he would break my leg. Luckily, it's a leg. Bao, if he has a hand, he can't chat with you.

10. Why did you ask me out? Are you afraid I'm too tired to walk? I love you more, my baby!

1 1. So if you don't call it "Bao", aren't you qualified to lick the dog? Then I won't scream.

12. I had a headache today and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my head was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. He said my head was broken. He said you were bad. I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

13. Cherish less wind and rain and be grateful for more beauty. Warm and poetic, singing harmoniously and freely. ...

14. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. I really don't know what to do without your cold violence.

15. Of course I choose to forgive her.

16. I don't want to lick the dog anymore. Let's leave together. You can go to your wooden bridge later. I will support the bridge below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

17. You deleted me today, and I was lost in thought for a long time. I think there must be some meaning in this. So you're playing hard to get. I don't think I love you enough. You've become cuter for no reason. I will stick to my love for you, so don't worry. I'll give you another number!

18. I will listen to you except breaking up.

19. Why can't I see your circle of friends?

20. I didn't get the second response because the signal here was not good, which was a few seconds slower than last time. Don't be angry. I'm in a small tree at the head of the village now. The signal in the tree is better, that is, the mosquito nailed me to death.

Senior dog licking humorous copy in friends circle (Part II) 2 1. Don't get married yet, wait for my first two-color ball, okay?

22. I asked when you could see me. You said next life. It's very kind of you to stay with me in the next life.

The factory paid 3000 yuan today. Do you think I will give you 3000 yuan? No, I only gave you 300 because I licked 10 at the same time.

You slapped me innocently today, and I didn't feel any pain. On the contrary, I think your hands are particularly cold because I didn't take good care of you, my baby.

25. Every time Bao fights with you, I always want someone to steal the crystal from the other side. You will say that our house was stolen, and then I am glad that I can have a home with you.

26. They said that all my friends blocked my family, and then I found that you blocked me. So you have treated me like family, and I love you more.

27. Today, I told him that I wanted to ask: Do you have any Iqiyi members? He didn't find the Tibetan poem "I love you" and told me to get out.

28. When I saw you having dinner with a handsome guy, you looked very close. You never told me you had such good friends. You must be afraid that I think too much. You always think of me. You are so kind to me. I like you more and more.

I carried three bags of sandbags on the construction site yesterday. The workmates asked me why I could recite it so well. My tears came down in an instant, yes, why can I carry it so hard but I can't miss you?

You may be powerful, but I may not respect you.

3 1. package! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the licking dog cage. If you miss me, come and see me at the seafood market. I'm cooking a fish there now, but the garage dug me up and wanted me to be a spare tire.

32. Let's get together. I'll take my sunshine road and you'll cross your wooden bridge! I am supporting the bridge below. Be careful when crossing the bridge ~

You deleted me yesterday. I looked at the red exclamation mark and lost in thought for a long time. I know that red represents enthusiasm. You want to marry me.

34. She vomited an X and I drank it with water for three years!

35. You said that your emotions are locked in a space used by one person because you don't like to play in this space. The lover's space is opened with your girlfriend. When I called you, you said you were busy at work. Every time I speak, you say you are busy. You are such a good girl. That's very kind of you. I like you very much.

36. I remember you saying that you always kick the quilt when you sleep. Go to bed at night and let him tuck you in. Don't catch a cold.

You are still cold today. I sent you a lot of messages, but I didn't reply. But the more you do this, the more I like you. Under my constant caring and attentive, you finally stopped being reserved, and you returned a xx. After I looked up the English dictionary, I finally understood the meaning of these two letters. S is sweet and b is baby, so you must call me sweet baby. I am very touched.

38. If we are not together, we cannot be together. Anyway, your life is not long.

39. It's a coincidence that you and he booked breakfast in a standard room with me. Hey, hey, you didn't recognize me when I was wearing a mask. You said you were stupid ...

40. I made five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll ask someone to lend you another 20 cents and send it to you together.

Forty excerpts from the circle of friends who received holiday gifts

Received a holiday gift and sent it to a circle of friends. A copy of 1 What a big surprise I received today. It's so cute.

I like it very much. I'll give you a thank you.

When parents don't want their children to be rich, they just want to be safe and healthy. Who knows that our little rabbit is very open-minded and bought a pair of socks for me and his father, which is surprising or surprising.

4. Today is Friday! Thank you for the postcards sent by two colleagues, and I also received a surprise.

Dear, thank you for your tolerance and love. I'm really happy with you. I hope we can be so happy forever!

6. I think that when I was in love, I removed the bed and got together; Now sigh, after marriage, I left the pillow mat and went my separate ways.

7. On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me, which was very touching.

8. I received a distant blessing from my daughter and a gift for Mother's Day, while my mother and grandmother received a piece of your heart and gained a happy mood!

9. Satisfied with the Mother's Day gifts made for me, lovely love, cookies and happiness!

10. A person named Zhang Ye prepared a gift for me on 13, and now I have received it. Another leaf in my life used to be my ignorant youth. Moved, the little brother I met in the first day is almost ten years old now. He is beautiful and easy to get old, and he is young in a blink of an eye.

1 1.n years ago, I received a male hand model, and today I received a daughter hand model. It's really perfect.

12. Thank you for the gift, thank you for your heart, and wish you all the best in the future.

13. Thank you friends for celebrating my birthday and blessing me. Thank you!

14. I received a surprise this morning. The little girl on the cover is very cute.

15. I received a new camera at the weekend, which was really a surprise. White is very loving!

16. Life is full of surprises, and people with the same frequency will eventually meet. Good morning ~

17. Boring weekend working days. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you Huang.

18. Everything is for romance.

19. Wow, wow, it turns out that Xiaodoubao also prepared a gift for her mother. I didn't expect her father's birthday, and her mother also had a gift. I was moved to tears.

I received a gift from my baby the day before yesterday. Yesterday, my baby cooked my favorite dinner. Thank you for the little performance.

2 1. Happy, just like a small gift you prepared with your heart.

22. I am very happy to receive this gift. Thank you. I will cherish it.

23. I thank my husband for making me more positive and optimistic with his words and deeds, and my temper is much calmer.

24. Good things always happen, such as receiving a bunch of flowers from my daughter.

25. Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, never stopping, and never giving me the opportunity to go home by bus alone.

26. Thank you for your appearance, which makes me look forward to it forever.

Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

28. I was very happy to receive gifts yesterday morning. Today I am very happy to eat and shop.

29. It's been a few days since I received the gift ~ I've been busy taking pictures now. It's really beautiful ~ forgive my clumsy photo-taking skills and thank the shopkeeper for his gift ~ I won three prizes in a row here, and I feel extremely happy, hee hee.

On a rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise and a long-lost touch.

3 1. Time is something that people cannot guard against. Thank you for the birthday party that xx prepared for me in a busy day, for accompanying me on my birthday, and for the gift that xx gave me.

32. Every day is a new beginning. Being happy every day is a better gift. It is my greatest wish to see your smile every day.

33. Don't forget that you still like gifts ~

34. Sudden surprises are not only the joy of receiving gifts, but also the importance of being remembered and treated with care.

35. I really like this feeling before Christmas. Maybe it's because I became a lonely old woman. I really like the colorful appearance of Christmas. Maybe it's because I haven't received any Christmas presents myself. I want you to feel that the world is full of love, happiness and money!

36. Life is always full of surprises and touches. On this cold and rainy weekend, when I received an unexpected surprise from my uncle, I felt very warm! Thanks for positive energy!

37. All the long-term places in the world are tireless because of their hearts.

38. Thank you for being such a shining star in my plain years.