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Once upon a time, a scholar wrote a New Year greeting to a farmer. The farmer could not read, so he happily took it back and put it on the lintel. Neighbors came to see that one of them, Zhang San, knew a few words even though he didn't read much, because there was no punctuation in the sentence. After he broke the sentence, the farmer couldn't help but be furious. The congratulatory message was written like this: this year is very unlucky, and there are many lawsuits. Piglets are as big as house mice, all dead and clean. The wine-making vat is good for vinegar, and the altar is sour. The farmer ran angrily to ask the scholar, and the scholar broke the sentence again, and the farmer turned his anger into joy and went home happily. Its sentence-breaking method: good year, less bad luck, no lawsuit. Piglets are as big as home, and all mice are dead. The wine-making jar is good, making the vinegar altar sour.