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Starting from the popular TV series Nothing But Thirty some time ago, everyone pays special attention to a group-Shanghai celebrities, who all want to see the real life of Futai.

When ordinary people's wives are together, they will talk about some household things, such as daily necessities and short family life. However, do you know what Shanghai ladies talk about when they are together? Recently, some netizens spent a huge sum of money on 500 yuan, lurking among Shanghai celebrities, and worked as "celebrity observers" for half a month.

In the group, he found ↓

These days, in order to package themselves, distribute Tik Tok little red books in the circle of friends, make themselves so-called "rich and beautiful", attract fans, attract traffic and attract Gao Fushuai, these group friends really take pains. Drink afternoon tea every day, eat luxury buffet, stay in high-end hotels, wear brand-name clothes and carry big bags ... Do you envy the glamorous life?

? The answer of most netizens is ↓

More netizens ridiculed ↓

Do any sisters spell milk tea? I'm in charge of drinking, you're in charge of taking pictures, don't come if you're not stupid, I can't scold you.

Anybody want to spell flowers together? It belongs to me when I use it and to you when I return it. If you are stupid, then you are too smart to cheat. ?

Does anyone take part in the postgraduate entrance examination? There are three people, I pay the registration fee, one goes to the postgraduate entrance examination and the other to study. Just write my name on the diploma. Come with high IQ ...

Has anyone put iPhone 12 together? There are 62 people, and each person only needs 100 yuan a year. I used it in the first year, and I used it in the back line.

U 1S 1, if the real purpose of the group friend "Pinduoduo" is to "fish", it is really not worth it. After all, you don't know whether the other person's luxury car is rented, whether the watch bag is a group, and whether the rich second generation friends around him are his best friends. It is better to rely on men than on yourself. It is your last word to invest the money earned by "spelling a bill" and find a sideline that can earn money in a down-to-earth manner!

For example, you can choose the most popular sideline products.

If you have a driver's license, a car and like to drive, it is a good choice to work part-time in the online car in your spare time. The income is considerable, but you need to pay attention to safety.

If you like surfing the Internet, you are generous and not afraid of stage fright, and you have many ideas and ideas, you can try to start a business from the media and short videos.

You have certain skills. For example, if your main business is accounting and you have certain professional knowledge, you can set up a personal platform for professional consultation. First, share information with all students who want to take advanced courses, attract customers with free courses and make them your fans, and then make paid content.

(4) If you love writing, your writing style is outstanding, whether it is writing novels, poems, short stories, etc. , you can get considerable returns. You can contribute to some contract platforms, and the profit is still good.

Setting up a stall is also a good sideline, if you have more free time at night. Before, there was a free venue in Chongqing for everyone to hold a night market. I don't know if there are any now. Interested friends can pay attention. However, it is very important to choose products suitable for market demand and grasp the psychology of customers.

6. If you have an investment and financial plan, you can choose a good product. At present, the stock risk is high, the capital interest is low, digital currency speculation is easily cut off, too many P2P platforms close down and run away, and buying a house requires too much capital. Foreign exchange is relatively easy to operate, and you can buy up and down. After all, this is an international market and capital control is very difficult. There is nothing to hide, which will test your vision and understanding of the market.

Finally, I wish everyone "financial freedom" as soon as possible, and no longer have to pretend to be a celebrity to catch big fish, have afternoon tea with others, and worry about "whales" becoming "goldfish"!